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Corleone

Fictional characters you absolutely hate

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No, Lee was the one who in the final

convinced the colonials to give up all their technology and live like hunter-gatherers.

Yeah but

The Centurions that the humans made are on a ship..out there...somewhere... I would have liked to ask if I could come along. I'm sure they'd need a guniea pig for mind download. Anythings better than being stuck having to camp and farm for the rest of your life.

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Umbridge from harry potter. She's the one who tortured harry by making him write on his hand over and over with a magic pen that cut into his flesh. She seems like an ISTJ off the top of my head.

You know she ran the Muggle-Born Registration Department when Voldemort was in charge? Gah.

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Yeah but

The Centurions that the humans made are on a ship..out there...somewhere... I would have liked to ask if I could come along. I'm sure they'd need a guniea pig for mind download. Anythings better than being stuck having to camp and farm for the rest of your life.

Even if that was a possibility what about the next generation? They would have no choice and have to live in technology-less squaller. Also I'm fairly sure that all the farming attempts failed and they were hunter gatherers as agriculture did not show up until about 135000 years after they went luddite.

Edited by Freedom Geek

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You know she ran the Muggle-Born Registration Department when Voldemort was in charge? Gah.

That scene was probably the only part from Harry Potter that nearly made me vomit. And books don't typically make me sick to my stomach. That scene did.

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Oh my gosh, I'm dying of laughter at these posts. I agree with all of them, especially about Frodo. In the movies, not the books. Sam's kind of annoying, and an enormous cry-baby, but I can't not like him.

Characters I hate:

Everyone from Wuthering Heights, but especially Heathcliff and Catherine. What a terrible book.

Christine Daaé from The Phantom of the Opera. IDIOT.

Esther Summerson from Bleak House. SUCH a little goodie-two-shoes. I don't think Dickens knew many women, because he sure had an unrealistic view of them.

Frank Burns from M*A*S*H. Oh wait, you're SUPPOSED to hate him.

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Rita (Dexter)

Debra (Dexter)

Maria LaGuerta (Dexter)

Amane Misa (Death Note)

Near (Death Note)

Matsuda (Death Note)

Debra (Everybody Loves Raymond)

Brad Bellick (Prison Break)

Lincoln Burrows (Prison Break)

Elliott (Scrubs)

Carla (Scrubs)

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Monica in Friends

Eric in Entourage(how the F did he get to F Sloan?)

Harry Potter in Harry Potter

Hermione in Harry Potter

Mia in Califonication

Janet in Rescue Me

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Lisa Simpson - Whiney and not funny. I don't think I have ever laughed at anything she has said.

Maxwel Smart - I agree with the previous poster. I think he is annoying.

Kristine Kochanski - Another completely unfunny character that has never made me laugh.

Big Bird - So condescendingly childish, he comes across as semi-retarded.

Debra Morgan - The role is poorly cast. The actress that plays her is awful. All her swearing doesn't work, it just sounds awkward.

Raymond Barone - Pussy-whipped and whiney.

Miss Piggy - Kermit needs to slap that bitch.

Hate in this thread that pains me:

Family Guy - I like this show. This show seems to polarise people. (American Dad on the other hand: I have tried a couple of times to get into this show and just didn't like it.)

Bill from True Blood - He's reserved and serious and gets hate from INTJs? I like this guy.

Stewie - Another INTJ like character

The Wesley Crusher hate - Okay he's slightly annoying but the hate that this guy engenders on the internet is way out of proportion. (I also don't think Beverly Crusher is hot. At all. Deanna Troi and her low cut Starfleet uniforms on the other hand. Now you're talking.)

Elmo - Elmo is childish but does so in an entertaining and noncondescending way.

Jean-Luc Picard

Hercule Poirot - Poirot is the man. I love quirky, intellectual characters.

George Costanza - A classic TV character.

J. Jonah Jameson - I like characters that are arrogant jerks.

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Claire - Heroes... please kill her

Mohinder - Heroes... please kill him

Any character that Aziz Ansari guy plays

The entire cast of the newest abomination airing on MTV - Jersey Shore (to me they are fictional because if they truly exist, we are truly doomed)

Jubilee - X-Men

Phoenix - X-Men Movies (they RUINED the Phoenix Saga)

Any white woman in a horror movie - NEVER run upstairs. Stupid.

Entire cast of King of the Hill

I know there is more.....

OH! Iago from Othello. Obviously Shakespeare did a brilliant job writing that character, but Iago is a total dick.

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Misty from Pokemon. Now, Brock rocked (pun intended). But I never saw the point of Misty.

Others:

Pretty much everyone but Benvolio from Romeo and Juliet

Dolores Umbridge from Harry Potter

Ginny Weasley from Harry Potter

Bellatrix Lestrange from Harry Potter

Bastian in certain parts of The Neverending Story, though I think this was intended by the author

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Every character ever played by Steven Seagal... oh, wait, no it's just Steven Seagal, I'm pretty sure he's fictional anyway, really :uneasy:

Haven't you seen Lawman?

All the characters in "Family Guy" minus the dog...but I guess that's what makes the cartoon...wait I think the dog is an INTJ?

INTP. Stewey is the INTJ.

My list :

- Lisa Simpson (Simpsons, duh)

- Santos & Mandy (West Wing)

- Cameron & Detective Tritter (House)

- Frodo & Aragorn (LoTR)

- Everyone from Twilight

- Everyone but the Doctor and 7 of 9 on Star Trek Voyager - Especially Captain Janeway (transporter accident anyone?)

- Lex (Jurassic Park)

- Kramer (Seinfeld)

- Every Batman except for Michael Keeton and Christian Bale

- Peter Keating & Ellsworth Toohey (The Fountainhead)

- John Conner (Terminator 2)

- Dr Zoidburg (Futurama)

- Jimmy (South Park)

- Mrs. Carmody (The Mist)

- Everyone but Tom Hanks in the Green Mile

- Everyone (Friends)

- King Uther (Excalibur)

- Anikan, Jar Jar Binks, & the Ewoks (Star Wars)

- Every role ever played by Gweneth Paltrow (I'd like to throw her into a shark-infested ocean)

- Jack Bauer (24)

Jean-Luc Picard

Picard? What's wrong with you?

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Rush Limbaugh

I don't know if anyone told you, but he's real... True story.

Edited by Firebrand

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- Everyone but Tom Hanks in the Green Mile

How could you not like Michael Clarke Duncan's character?

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Haven't you seen Lawman?

Before I race out and get it, tell me, does Steven Seagal have a speaking role and is he expected to act? If the answer to both is yes then I'm afraid it may send me postal, last movie of his I saw took me to the edge of my Steven Seagal Intolerance (SSI), one more infliction and I will snap :uneasy:

I'm adding every single person involved with creating, directing, acting in and encouraging Seinfeld.

*Ponders watching Lawman to work up the homicidal tendencies then tracking down Jerry...* :evil:

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Almost every "good" character in Harry Potter who is not Luna

Dawn (BtVS) *stab stab stab*

Echo and Paul - These two's acting is so terrible. They're the reason I stopped watching. I mean really, if you suck so much you can make me hate that cool a show...

Frodo (LotR)

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I have a few but Superman is my biggest one, I just don't like the fucker

Read All-Star Superman by Grant Morrison, if you get the chance.

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How could you not like Michael Clarke Duncan's character?

Because he's a giant pansy. "I'm afraid of the dark". Y'ok! Wouss!

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Before I race out and get it, tell me, does Steven Seagal have a speaking role and is he expected to act? If the answer to both is yes then I'm afraid it may send me postal, last movie of his I saw took me to the edge of my Steven Seagal Intolerance (SSI), one more infliction and I will snap :uneasy:

*Ponders watching Lawman to work up the homicidal tendencies then tracking down Jerry...* :evil:

Oh, I'm quite sure it will push you over the edge. He does speak and it makes you appreciate that, in his movies he's not acting, that's just Steven Segal (this is where you're rage will kick in... Just a forewarning). That being said I liked his movies up to and including "Out For Justice", and then when he thought he became a Native American, I just could not stomach him anymore.

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Almost every "good" character in Harry Potter who is not Luna

I thought Fred and George were pretty awesome, actually. I tended to dislike the "good" kids, though, especially Mr. Chosen One.

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Winnie the Pooh.

Just hate it. Boring, inane. It just makes me want to scratch my eyes out.

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