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Cacao

So your standing in an elevator...

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.... suddenly a big guy (twice your size) walks in with a huge knife facing you. Whats the first thing you do?

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18 minutes ago, Cacao said:

.... suddenly a big guy (twice your size) walks in with a huge knife facing you. Whats the first thing you do?

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Twice my size is almost 12 feet tall, so I'd probably just laugh at this freakshow trying to squeeze into an elevator.

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9 minutes ago, Nemesis said:

Twice my size is almost 12 feet tall, so I'd probably just laugh at this freakshow trying to squeeze into an elevator.

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Ask him the difference between "your" and "you're"?

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Admire his huge knife, asking why it's not a scandi grind since they're the most useful in survival situations.

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6 minutes ago, Monte314 said:

Ask him the difference between "your" and "you're"?

What are these whimpers I hear, Monte?

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walk out of the elevator before the doors close.

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2 hours ago, NSchet said:

What are these whimpers I hear, Monte?

It's the sounds of Millennial hope dying under the crushing weight of my *ENORMOUS* Social Security checks.

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A huge knife?  He can dice the veggies for dinner!

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If he was twice my size, he'd probably have trouble getting into an elevator. He'd be 12 feet 6 inches tall and weigh 400 pounds.

 
 
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8 hours ago, Nemesis said:

Twice my size is almost 12 feet tall, so I'd probably just laugh at this freakshow trying to squeeze into an elevator.

Beat me to it.

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Keep my ditzy and unaware demeanor, look at him with an inappropriate smile, then continue thinking about whatever it was that was on my mind.

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22 hours ago, Monte314 said:

Ask him the difference between "your" and "you're"?

OH COME ON I DID IT AGAIN> :furious:

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Posted (edited)

2 hours ago, Cacao said:

OH COME ON I DID IT AGAIN> :furious:

Even happens to the jeniouses, don't worry.

Edited by NSchet
I placated your expectations, hm?

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Posted (edited)

I'd think back to how Jack Burton tough-talked David LoPan (the giant young version - not the crippled 900 year old or whatever) in Big Trouble in Little China. Then, without saying a word, I'd run out the doors. Right as the doors were shutting behind me, though, I'd turn back around and talk some shit. Probably call him a pussy. Say something about pussies fighting with weapons. Then I'd go eat a sandwich. Then, update Facebook with a cryptic vague message: "OMG, I'm at the ER right now. Pray for me!" Even though I wouldn't be at the ER. I'd wait for the comments to roll in then hurry up and ignore them all until hours later.

Edited by INTJoe

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Posted (edited)

On 4/19/2017 at 3:52 AM, Nemesis said:

Twice my size is almost 12 feet tall, so I'd probably just laugh at this freakshow trying to squeeze into an elevator.

What about twice your size horizontally, and that extra mass/ volume made out of muscles?

Edited by zonsop

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On 4/18/2017 at 7:42 PM, Madden said:

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Ditto.

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1 minute ago, Velaik said:

Ditto.

Well, the internet knows all, and it's the 'thing to do' in situations like that. Who knows, Elevator Monster's arrival might be the beginning of a beautiful friendship? 

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On 4/20/2017 at 11:06 AM, zonsop said:

What about twice your size horizontally, and that extra mass/ volume made out of muscles?

I'd tickle him.

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16 minutes ago, Madden said:

Well, the internet knows all, and it's the 'thing to do' in situations like that. Who knows, Elevator Monster's arrival might be the beginning of a beautiful friendship? 

That theory doesn't explain the knife... :blush:

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11 minutes ago, Velaik said:

That theory doesn't explain the knife... :blush:

He's just misunderstood. :undecided:

:laugh: 

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