Text-rap battle me. You won't win.

**NiTe Visor** · 06-21-2012, 02:39 AM

Seriously, you can't. I'm too plugged into rhythm and rhyme. Whoever accepts the challenge has to go first. Don't mind snooping through my posts or something to make fun of me cuz I'll do the same to you...if I need to.

**Grimace** · 06-21-2012, 02:47 AM

naw, that's too 2002.

**NiTe Visor** · 06-21-2012, 05:09 AM

	Originally Posted by Grimace To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	naw, that's too 2002.

22002?

**Subgenius** · 06-21-2012, 10:46 AM

Starting:

God, you make me want to puke
with your obvious 8 mile citation
You can't fuck with me cause Ayema Duke
So please extricate yourself from the situation

Word is born. Word to yo mutha. 911 is a joke.

**NiTe Visor** · 06-21-2012, 11:29 AM

lol wtf...8 mile? k my turn.

---------- Post added 06-21-2012 at 02:36 PM ----------

backwards guns,
frats hurt buns,
yeah learn some--thin
bout to eat u alive pumpkin,
i got a big ding-aling the size of a munchkin,
bout to slap you with it subgenius,
u got beef? i got more than a luncheon,
ur a dork so i bet ur name is beatrix, kiddo
i live and breathe supreme greatness
and I fuck the roads with my penis limo

**davai** · 06-21-2012, 04:51 PM

braggin' bout the size of yo dick
like an old school cliche hick,
always gotta blow your own trumpet
you're just compensatin' for your lack of clit,
you call yourself NiTe Visor,
but i've seen german porn with less schizer.

**Subgenius** · 06-21-2012, 07:55 PM

Originally Posted by NiTe Visor
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lol wtf...8 mile? k my turn.

---------- Post added 06-21-2012 at 02:36 PM ----------

backwards guns,
frats hurt buns,
yeah learn some--thin
bout to eat u alive pumpkin,
i got a big ding-aling the size of a munchkin,
bout to slap you with it subgenius,
u got beef? i got more than a luncheon,
ur a dork so i bet ur name is beatrix, kiddo
i live and breathe supreme greatness
and I fuck the roads with my penis limo

That is absolutely crap. Is English your first language?

**deconspire** · 06-21-2012, 08:01 PM

Nigga, please.

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**BuShinJu** · 06-21-2012, 08:21 PM

There was an old man from Nantucket
Whose rhymes were like a rusty bucket
He'd pour them in, but out they would swim
So in the end he said "fuck'it"

---------- Post added 06-22-2012 at 01:24 PM ----------

	Originally Posted by NiTe Visor To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	lol wtf...8 mile? k my turn. ---------- Post added 06-21-2012 at 02:36 PM ---------- i got a big ding-aling the size of a munchkins,

okay, thats cool, what'evs.

**NiTe Visor** · 06-21-2012, 09:01 PM

	Originally Posted by davai To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	braggin' bout the size of yo dick like an old school cliche hick, always gotta blow your own trumpet you're just compensatin' for your lack of clit, you call yourself NiTe Visor, but i've seen german porn with less schizer.

Mr. Davai, Mr. Davai, just shut ur face
Call u King Kai, cuz ima make you blue,
You run your mouth like you're lips with legs,
Ill break ur ankles off like Pippen's friend,
Stuff em in your face like Mortal Kombat,
Bitch im a freak on u like an immoral wombat,
I toot my horn cuz it's long enough to reach,
Otherwise I rub my prong in butts to freak!

**mieu** · 06-22-2012, 07:09 AM

*is reading all of these in the voice of Alan Rickman*

**deconspire** · 06-22-2012, 07:11 AM

immoral wombat was a great line. I'll prolly steal that for something eventually.

**BuShinJu** · 06-22-2012, 09:25 PM

Ode to a Peanut.

Peanut, peanut on my plate
Whence you come to discern your fate
You peanut friends have all departed
Chewed then crunched, swallowed then farted

**NiTe Visor** · 06-22-2012, 11:31 PM

That bitch on your avatar can serve an appetite too,
Observe my beautiful poetry as I hypnotize you,
I tantalize you with words of wisdom and out-rhyme you,
My words will wrap you up like Andy Silva's jiujitsu,
If anyone were to win, it can't be little BuShinJu,

**ppu6502** · 06-23-2012, 12:00 AM

Hey, yo, what up Visor?
Smokin' that dope you stole from Pfsizer,
Avatar scaled with a ghetto resizer.
Post count so low, just you wait,
Jezebel about to moderate...

( Show Spoiler )

**davai** · 06-23-2012, 06:50 AM

	Originally Posted by NiTe Visor To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Mr. Davai, Mr. Davai, just shut ur face Call u King Kai, cuz ima make you blue, You run your mouth like you're lips with legs, Ill break ur ankles off like Pippen's friend, Stuff em in your face like Mortal Kombat, Bitch im a freak on u like an immoral wombat, I toot my horn cuz it's long enough to reach, Otherwise I rub my prong in butts to freak!

obscure references losin' you so much cred,
im gonna need that bunny with a pancake on its head.
you gotta start followin ya docta's orders man,
soundin' like you stopped takin' your meds.
guys in white coats are gonna take you away in a van,
cos these rhymes must be a federal offense.
my lyrics are so fierce like Attila the Hun,
that i think im turnin' black
like a reverse michael jackson.
your visor's broken an your Ni is chokin',
so im gonna break out a little FiNe magic
that's gonna make you look tragic.

**BlackOp** · 06-24-2012, 08:21 PM

God Damn...

This thread is F.A.I.L.....

That's all I got..

**BuShinJu** · 06-24-2012, 11:20 PM

Uh uh yeah uh uh
Bmmf si chuc wocka wouw wouw wouwn
Bmmf si chuc wocka wouw wouw wouwn
Wikiwiki wiki woont Wikiwiki wiki woont
bmf si chuk 'bring that beat' back bmf si chuk

**Uriel** · 06-24-2012, 11:47 PM

ban banned ban ban ban
banned ban ban ban ban
ban ban banned ban ban
ban ban ban banned ban
ban ban ban ban banned

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what?

**BuShinJu** · 06-24-2012, 11:55 PM

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	ban

But who will I play with
Now that NiTe Visor is gone
Can he contact me from the dead
Is he going to be long

**Uriel** · 06-25-2012, 12:00 AM

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	But who will I play with Now that NiTe Visor is gone Can he contact me from the dead Is he going to be long

if eternity be long
perhaps he shall be
with himself only
to play, not you or me

**pip** · 06-25-2012, 12:35 AM

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What is this silliness I have seen, upon my computer screen?

**BuShinJu** · 06-25-2012, 02:09 AM

Resplendent in Passing

I went past your house today
Your mother said you were gone
Barred, blocked now ban'ned
Your songs left soulless, unsung

I snuck inside your little room
Read your messages on the wall
Written to the world at large
A short man living amongst the tall

**davai** · 06-25-2012, 04:37 AM

Damn, the dude got banned already?? We were having fun
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	Originally Posted by BlackOp To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	God Damn... This thread is F.A.I.L..... That's all I got..

Well, as long as the irony's not lost on ya
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**Nazareth** · 06-25-2012, 05:02 AM

so the battle is over?

06-21-2012, 02:39 AM	#1
NiTe Visor Banned MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 209	Seriously, you can't. I'm too plugged into rhythm and rhyme. Whoever accepts the challenge has to go first. Don't mind snooping through my posts or something to make fun of me cuz I'll do the same to you...if I need to.
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06-21-2012, 02:47 AM	#2
Grimace Member [12%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 486	naw, that's too 2002.
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06-21-2012, 10:46 AM	#4
Subgenius Banned MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 2,999	Starting: God, you make me want to puke with your obvious 8 mile citation You can't fuck with me cause Ayema Duke So please extricate yourself from the situation Word is born. Word to yo mutha. 911 is a joke.
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06-21-2012, 11:29 AM	#5
NiTe Visor Banned MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 209	lol wtf...8 mile? k my turn. ---------- Post added 06-21-2012 at 02:36 PM ---------- backwards guns, frats hurt buns, yeah learn some--thin bout to eat u alive pumpkin, i got a big ding-aling the size of a munchkin, bout to slap you with it subgenius, u got beef? i got more than a luncheon, ur a dork so i bet ur name is beatrix, kiddo i live and breathe supreme greatness and I fuck the roads with my penis limo
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06-21-2012, 04:51 PM	#6
davai Core Member [176%] MBTI: Infp Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 7,050	braggin' bout the size of yo dick like an old school cliche hick, always gotta blow your own trumpet you're just compensatin' for your lack of clit, you call yourself NiTe Visor, but i've seen german porn with less schizer.
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06-21-2012, 08:01 PM	#8
deconspire Core Member [187%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 7,489	Nigga, please. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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06-22-2012, 07:09 AM	#11
mieu Core Member [183%] $/)^3^(\$ MBTI: xNTx Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 7,328	is reading all of these in the voice of Alan Rickman
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06-22-2012, 07:11 AM	#12
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06-22-2012, 09:25 PM	#13
BuShinJu Member [43%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 1,734	Ode to a Peanut. Peanut, peanut on my plate Whence you come to discern your fate You peanut friends have all departed Chewed then crunched, swallowed then farted
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06-22-2012, 11:31 PM	#14
NiTe Visor Banned MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 209	That bitch on your avatar can serve an appetite too, Observe my beautiful poetry as I hypnotize you, I tantalize you with words of wisdom and out-rhyme you, My words will wrap you up like Andy Silva's jiujitsu, If anyone were to win, it can't be little BuShinJu,
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06-23-2012, 12:00 AM	#15
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06-24-2012, 08:21 PM	#17
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06-24-2012, 11:20 PM	#18
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06-25-2012, 12:35 AM	#22
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06-25-2012, 02:09 AM	#23
BuShinJu Member [43%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 1,734	Resplendent in Passing I went past your house today Your mother said you were gone Barred, blocked now ban'ned Your songs left soulless, unsung I snuck inside your little room Read your messages on the wall Written to the world at large A short man living amongst the tall
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06-25-2012, 05:02 AM	#25
Nazareth New Member [01%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 68	so the battle is over?
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