Men and penis control... - Page 2

**Shadizar** · 06-14-2012, 08:20 PM

He's still wearing pants. Or is that a kilt?

... ... ... Kilts??? hmmm...

**Muse** · 06-14-2012, 08:30 PM

	Originally Posted by Shadizar To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	He's still wearing pants. Or is that a kilt? ... ... ... Kilts??? hmmm...

Needs further editing. and a catchy movement name.

**Shadizar** · 06-14-2012, 08:49 PM

PENIS PRIDE
"Set your clocks, to our cocks"

**AlfredSchnittke** · 06-14-2012, 09:52 PM

	Originally Posted by AnnaMolly To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Actually, it does, at least in many cases; however in the US it's become a custom to remove said penis bank vault door shortly after birth. Also, do men really experience involuntary erections around 6 times a day, or even more often? Can some other men either confirm or deny this? To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

Wtf?

Are you serious?...

---------- Post added 06-15-2012 at 02:55 AM ----------

I guess everyone else is having way more erections than I do...

huh...

Fucking weird.

@Muse: women might just react more wildly to the same sensations.

**SeverusSin** · 06-15-2012, 03:20 AM

I can find nothing out of the ordinary mentioned in relation to erection control etc. Pretty standard stuff, I don't know why any women should be surprised. The ones who have been in a relationship and spent a single day with their SO should have noticed.

**MortalWombat** · 06-15-2012, 04:24 AM

	Originally Posted by SeverusSin To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	I can find nothing out of the ordinary mentioned in relation to erection control etc. Pretty standard stuff, I don't know why any women should be surprised. The ones who have been in a relationship and spent a single day with their SO should have noticed.

I've been in relationships and have spent all day/night with men before, but I don't see them getting 6+ erections a day unless we were seeking them on purpose. I also don't spend all my time staring at/recording the changes of men's crotch, so there's that.

I knew of course that spontaneous pop ups happen, but I was surprised that it was that much.

**davai** · 06-15-2012, 05:13 AM

	Originally Posted by anticlimatic To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Spontaneous erections six times a day? And everyone is in on this? Are you all going through puberty here, or what's the deal?

Yeah right. Well the tag at the top does say virgins. And we all know virgins get a hard on if the wind blows in the general direction. Or the guys here just aren't getting any :sadface:, but even then, it sounds excessive.

**zibber** · 06-15-2012, 05:15 AM

I do not get involuntary erections six times a day. Matter of fact, I'm struggling to remember the last one.

(I don't get voluntary erections six times a day.)

**Fox** · 06-15-2012, 06:17 AM

Sleeping ejections excluded you can control it and know why it is happening. When you see an attractive person and start day dreaming about them and notice the flag's at half-mast. You can change your train of thought and the problem is usually solved.

What about wearing briefs for extra support and containment?

**RandomLurker** · 06-15-2012, 07:17 AM

	Originally Posted by Fox To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	What about wearing briefs for extra support and containment?

Don't try to keep us down with your cotton shackles.

Cooper · 06-15-2012, 07:27 AM

	Originally Posted by MortalWombat To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	I've been in relationships and have spent all day/night with men before, but I don't see them getting 6+ erections a day unless we were seeking them on purpose. I also don't spend all my time staring at/recording the changes of men's crotch, so there's that. I knew of course that spontaneous pop ups happen, but I was surprised that it was that much.

Not all, in fact most, are not raging hard-ons. It does change as one ages or is involved in a mind blowing sexual relationship that gives one plenty to think about/remember. They range from "Um, think I'm a bit stiff" to "This fucking hurts."

ManWithNoName · 06-15-2012, 08:32 AM

Yeah, I definitely do not get six involuntary erections a day. I don't even wake up with morning wood or anything like that even on the majority of days.

I'll get the odd involuntary bit stiff 40% one when my mind wanders and I think about sex or just cause but it doesn’t happen on a daily basis and I can't remember the last notable time it really happened.

**davai** · 06-15-2012, 08:35 AM

Solving random maths problems in my head usually works.

**Sk8ordude** · 06-15-2012, 09:35 AM

I'm a man and my dick gets hard, I deal with it.

Viva la revolution

**anticlimatic** · 06-15-2012, 11:42 AM

Do any other men find they have some type of unusual manstrul cycle, wherein they have a period in the month where they just don't feel all that sexual, and then maybe three or four days when they literally want to
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These are the days, maybe occurring every two months or so, that I'll find myself hard at inopportune times (work, church, etc).

**Deliberator** · 06-15-2012, 11:53 AM

^I have heard of this phenomenon. In fact, I recall someone even setting a day he could predict would be the worst, like day 45 or something, (kinda like the mysterious Day 14 for the wimmenz)

**Distance** · 06-15-2012, 12:04 PM

Sent an impromptu survey to many of my thirty-something real life male friends. None of them get involuntary woodies six times a day and all of them haven't had this problem since they were hormonal teenagers.

hi5yourface · 06-15-2012, 12:11 PM

	Originally Posted by Distance To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Sent an impromptu survey to many of my thirty-something real life male friends. None of them get involuntary woodies six times a day and all of them haven't had this problem since they were hormonal teenagers.

How large was the poll? Pun intended......

**Distance** · 06-15-2012, 12:15 PM

	Originally Posted by hi5yourface To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	How large was the poll? Pun intended......

Twelve of them of which the word 'friend' is used loosely. Some are close friends, others contacts.

hi5yourface · 06-15-2012, 12:18 PM

	Originally Posted by Distance To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Twelve of them of which the word 'friend' is used loosely. Some are close friends, others contacts.

A dozen is good enough for me, baker or otherwise, so..........personally I don't feel sorry for the stiff breeze since it gets pretty steamy under the hood too.....

**Nemesis** · 06-15-2012, 12:20 PM

Wha?

I haven't had an involuntary boner since high-school. Not that I have some sort of magical mind-control over mah junk or anything, but in everyday life (like being at work or being out with friends)... I can't recall ever popping wood.

**Shadizar** · 06-15-2012, 12:21 PM

I could say that "I'm sure you made them feel perfectly comfortable"; but I just don't know you well enough. Perhaps you just hang out with guys who have erectile dysfunction?

**Distance** · 06-15-2012, 12:24 PM

	Originally Posted by hi5yourface To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	A dozen is good enough for me, baker or otherwise, so..........personally I don't feel sorry for the stiff breeze since it gets pretty steamy under the hood too.....

I'm going to send out this survey to some of my online male friends. Curious to know how often they experience it.

None of my exes appeared to have this problem either but I should email the ones I'm still in contact with to confirm, lol!

**AnnaMolly** · 06-15-2012, 12:25 PM

	Originally Posted by Distance To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	I'm going to send out this survey to some of my online male friends. Curious to know how often they experience it. None of my exes appeared to have this problem either but I should email the ones I'm still in contact with to confirm, lol!

For Science!
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Cooper · 06-15-2012, 12:25 PM

How are you defining a hard-on?

06-14-2012, 08:20 PM	#26
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06-14-2012, 08:49 PM	#28
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06-15-2012, 03:20 AM	#30
SeverusSin Member [21%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 878	I can find nothing out of the ordinary mentioned in relation to erection control etc. Pretty standard stuff, I don't know why any women should be surprised. The ones who have been in a relationship and spent a single day with their SO should have noticed.
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06-15-2012, 05:15 AM	#33
zibber Core Member [407%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 16,300	I do not get involuntary erections six times a day. Matter of fact, I'm struggling to remember the last one. (I don't get voluntary erections six times a day.)
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06-15-2012, 06:17 AM	#34
Fox Member [45%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,839	Sleeping ejections excluded you can control it and know why it is happening. When you see an attractive person and start day dreaming about them and notice the flag's at half-mast. You can change your train of thought and the problem is usually solved. What about wearing briefs for extra support and containment?
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06-15-2012, 08:32 AM	#37
ManWithNoName Core Member [203%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 8,128	Yeah, I definitely do not get six involuntary erections a day. I don't even wake up with morning wood or anything like that even on the majority of days. I'll get the odd involuntary bit stiff 40% one when my mind wanders and I think about sex or just cause but it doesn’t happen on a daily basis and I can't remember the last notable time it really happened.
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06-15-2012, 08:35 AM	#38
davai Core Member [177%] MBTI: Infp Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 7,107	Solving random maths problems in my head usually works.
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06-15-2012, 09:35 AM	#39
Sk8ordude Veteran Member [59%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 2,392	I'm a man and my dick gets hard, I deal with it. Viva la revolution
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06-15-2012, 11:42 AM	#40
anticlimatic Veteran Member [54%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 2,164	Do any other men find they have some type of unusual manstrul cycle, wherein they have a period in the month where they just don't feel all that sexual, and then maybe three or four days when they literally want to To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. These are the days, maybe occurring every two months or so, that I'll find myself hard at inopportune times (work, church, etc).
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06-15-2012, 11:53 AM	#41
Deliberator Core Member [122%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 4,884	^I have heard of this phenomenon. In fact, I recall someone even setting a day he could predict would be the worst, like day 45 or something, (kinda like the mysterious Day 14 for the wimmenz)
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06-15-2012, 12:04 PM	#42
Distance Core Member [411%] MBTI: eNTj Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 16,461	Sent an impromptu survey to many of my thirty-something real life male friends. None of them get involuntary woodies six times a day and all of them haven't had this problem since they were hormonal teenagers.
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06-15-2012, 12:20 PM	#46
Nemesis Core Member [304%] MBTI: XXXX Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 12,195	Wha? I haven't had an involuntary boner since high-school. Not that I have some sort of magical mind-control over mah junk or anything, but in everyday life (like being at work or being out with friends)... I can't recall ever popping wood.
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06-15-2012, 12:21 PM	#47
Shadizar Restricted [forum rules] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 6,866	I could say that "I'm sure you made them feel perfectly comfortable"; but I just don't know you well enough. Perhaps you just hang out with guys who have erectile dysfunction?
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06-15-2012, 12:25 PM	#50
Cooper Core Member [1341%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 53,648	How are you defining a hard-on?
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