A beer a day is good for you.

**KelvinDjangoTeo** · 04-25-2012, 05:03 AM

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Beer improves metabolism, and many doctors consider that it is better to drink beer often (maybe every day), but with moderate portions (100-200 ml), than rarely but with huge portions.

1. Beer strengthens cordial muscle.
There are lots of potassium, magnesium, phosphorus in beer and it is excellent prophylaxis of myocardial infarction (heart attack), hypertension and heart failure. And nonalcoholic beer and dark beer of some brands could decreases the possibility of blood coagulability and thus decreases the risk of clots formation.

2. Beer appeases and cheers up.
Hops bitterness renders drowse, and alkaloid isomorphine which is in hop by chemical characteristics is analogous to morphine.

3. Beer withdraws uric stones.
Many sorts of beer withdraw uric stones. It happens like that: potassium intensifies natrium and chlorine segregation by kidneys, and urine formation deeply increases. Thus demineralization of organism happens and uric stones are being withdrawn.

4. Beer softens skin and enlarges breast.(is that so?!)
In XVI century pharmaceutical chemists recommended women to wash themselves with beer in order to have soft skin. And Prussian Queen Louise who had flat breast was advised to drink beer and smear her breast with beer three times per day.

5. Beer strengthen bones.
Beer is the main source of silicon. This mineral plays a large role in strength of bone and muscle system.

6. In 100 grams of beer are only 37 Kcal.
To compare in 100 gram of kefir − 59 Kcal. That means that drinking beer after work is not so harmful for the figure. And so called “beer bellies” form not from beer but from sausages to beer.

7. Beer is good for mental work.
There are lots of group B and P vitamins in malt and hop, and they improve mental activity.

8. Beer hastens hair growth.
And vitamins B and P affect hair growth. It is recommended to make nourishing masks from beer for hair once a week. And if you wet your clean hair with beer and then use hair rollers – after that you will get tight and bright ringlets.

9. Beer is good while having cold.
Beer has bactericidal behaviour, if you drink warm beer while having cold or flu, it is possible to recover faster. In Medieval times during plague and cholera epidemic brewery workers rarely were ill. And while having toothache before teeth were rinsed with beer.

10. Beer is good for male potency.(LOL)
Zinc which is in beer is good for male potency and it prevents prostate inflammation.

Cheers everybody!

**deconspire** · 04-25-2012, 06:47 AM

You just made my day.

**Sethis** · 04-25-2012, 06:49 AM

Two beers is even better.

**KelvinDjangoTeo** · 04-25-2012, 07:14 AM

	Originally Posted by deconspire To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	You just made my day.

aww, you're welcome.

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	Two beers is even better.

the more the merrier.

**davai** · 04-25-2012, 07:17 AM


	A day a beer is good for you.

Which day, exactly?

**deconspire** · 04-25-2012, 07:51 AM

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	Which day, exactly?

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Everyday.

**davai** · 04-25-2012, 08:10 AM

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	To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Everyday.

And everyday god spoketh and his words rang true. Beer. Me. Now.

**deconspire** · 04-25-2012, 11:15 AM

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**Oros Ull** · 04-25-2012, 12:15 PM

Oh, so is that why my breasts are so big?

**thod** · 04-25-2012, 01:05 PM

Hmm, I drink more than that. I average about 400 ml a day (less than a pint). But then, I brew my own so always have a large stock of different sorts.

**Malkavia** · 04-25-2012, 04:12 PM

I went to the store and bought after reading this.

**lancelot** · 04-25-2012, 04:20 PM

Interesting, I did not know that.

**EdR** · 04-25-2012, 04:29 PM

I posted this in my introduction thread a few days ago, but it is much more relevent in this thread.

"I have been a devoted adherent and ardent practitioner of the Cliff Clavin "Buffalo Theory":

Cliff expounds his "Buffalo Theory" to Norm:

“Well, you see, Norm, it’s like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it’s the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.”

**Frosted** · 04-25-2012, 04:35 PM

Such great news I decided to buy a whole case! Omg I'll be superman after 10! Hmm.. I'm drinking this:
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On second though idk... But regardless of nutritional value I will still feel like superman!

**deconspire** · 04-25-2012, 04:38 PM

Beer seems a bit sexist:

More manly man-hair
chicks get bigger racks
liquid viagra
helps with mental work (which only men do, obvsly)
cheers you up (only men need to be cheered up, especially after a hard day makin that breadwinner shit)

**Malkavia** · 04-25-2012, 04:57 PM

I was supposed to buy this right?

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**KelvinDjangoTeo** · 04-25-2012, 05:48 PM

	Originally Posted by Frosted To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Such great news I decided to buy a whole case! Omg I'll be superman after 10! Hmm.. I'm drinking this: To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. On second though idk... But regardless of nutritional value I will still feel like superman!

Same here, a whole case is much cheaper huh? 24 beer for a month. I can go 6 days without one.

**deconspire** · 04-25-2012, 06:40 PM

	Originally Posted by Malkavia To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	I was supposed to buy this right? To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

sooooooo neo-hipster, malk.

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, OMG just thought of this.

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Got Malk? t-shirts!!!

**Malkavia** · 04-25-2012, 06:49 PM

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	To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. , OMG just thought of this. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *Got Malk?* t-shirts!!!

Only if its a hipster tshirt

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**deconspire** · 04-25-2012, 07:00 PM

^ neckline not low enough

**Frosted** · 04-25-2012, 07:02 PM

	Originally Posted by KelvinDjangoTeo To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Same here, a whole case is much cheaper huh? 24 beer for a month. I can go 6 days without one.

I drink about 4 to 6 cases worth of beer per month. I'm not proud, just saying.

**Subgenius** · 05-01-2012, 07:12 PM

So, 30 craft beers a day means I would be super good.

**MacheteGeek** · 05-06-2012, 08:25 PM

Beer has estrogen in it which is why it increases breast size. So does tofu. Must avoid tofu. =.=

**KelvinDjangoTeo** · 05-07-2012, 10:25 PM

	Originally Posted by MacheteGeek To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Beer has estrogen in it which is why it increases breast size. So does tofu. Must avoid tofu. =.=

so we can have larger chest, don't the ladies dig it? Man boobs!

**BuShinJu** · 05-07-2012, 11:52 PM

Boohoo, I haven't had a beer all year,

Alcohol reduces your testosterone, I needs my testosterone for competition.

I was at a party the other day and there were DRUNK people there. Oh my god, they were drunk! But I wasn't, boohoo, I can't even weep into my beer.

This thread makes me want to start drinking again :-)

04-25-2012, 05:03 AM	#1
KelvinDjangoTeo Member [09%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 389	To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Beer improves metabolism, and many doctors consider that it is better to drink beer often (maybe every day), but with moderate portions (100-200 ml), than rarely but with huge portions. 1. Beer strengthens cordial muscle. There are lots of potassium, magnesium, phosphorus in beer and it is excellent prophylaxis of myocardial infarction (heart attack), hypertension and heart failure. And nonalcoholic beer and dark beer of some brands could decreases the possibility of blood coagulability and thus decreases the risk of clots formation. 2. Beer appeases and cheers up. Hops bitterness renders drowse, and alkaloid isomorphine which is in hop by chemical characteristics is analogous to morphine. 3. Beer withdraws uric stones. Many sorts of beer withdraw uric stones. It happens like that: potassium intensifies natrium and chlorine segregation by kidneys, and urine formation deeply increases. Thus demineralization of organism happens and uric stones are being withdrawn. 4. Beer softens skin and enlarges breast.(is that so?!) In XVI century pharmaceutical chemists recommended women to wash themselves with beer in order to have soft skin. And Prussian Queen Louise who had flat breast was advised to drink beer and smear her breast with beer three times per day. 5. Beer strengthen bones. Beer is the main source of silicon. This mineral plays a large role in strength of bone and muscle system. 6. In 100 grams of beer are only 37 Kcal. To compare in 100 gram of kefir − 59 Kcal. That means that drinking beer after work is not so harmful for the figure. And so called “beer bellies” form not from beer but from sausages to beer. 7. Beer is good for mental work. There are lots of group B and P vitamins in malt and hop, and they improve mental activity. 8. Beer hastens hair growth. And vitamins B and P affect hair growth. It is recommended to make nourishing masks from beer for hair once a week. And if you wet your clean hair with beer and then use hair rollers – after that you will get tight and bright ringlets. 9. Beer is good while having cold. Beer has bactericidal behaviour, if you drink warm beer while having cold or flu, it is possible to recover faster. In Medieval times during plague and cholera epidemic brewery workers rarely were ill. And while having toothache before teeth were rinsed with beer. 10. Beer is good for male potency.(LOL) Zinc which is in beer is good for male potency and it prevents prostate inflammation. Cheers everybody!
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thod Core Member [162%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 6,492	Hmm, I drink more than that. I average about 400 ml a day (less than a pint). But then, I brew my own so always have a large stock of different sorts.
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EdR Member [07%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 283	I posted this in my introduction thread a few days ago, but it is much more relevent in this thread. "I have been a devoted adherent and ardent practitioner of the Cliff Clavin "Buffalo Theory": Cliff expounds his "Buffalo Theory" to Norm: “Well, you see, Norm, it’s like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it’s the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.”
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Frosted Banned MBTI: INTj Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,200	Such great news I decided to buy a whole case! Omg I'll be superman after 10! Hmm.. I'm drinking this: To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. On second though idk... But regardless of nutritional value I will still feel like superman!
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deconspire Core Member [187%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 7,489	Beer seems a bit sexist: More manly man-hair chicks get bigger racks liquid viagra helps with mental work (which only men do, obvsly) cheers you up (only men need to be cheered up, especially after a hard day makin that breadwinner shit)
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BuShinJu Member [43%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 1,734	Boohoo, I haven't had a beer all year, Alcohol reduces your testosterone, I needs my testosterone for competition. I was at a party the other day and there were DRUNK people there. Oh my god, they were drunk! But I wasn't, boohoo, I can't even weep into my beer. This thread makes me want to start drinking again :-)
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