What Chore Fairy Do You Need? - Page 2

**Distance** · 04-15-2012, 02:52 AM

A sleep fairy. Such a waste of time.

**KelvinDjangoTeo** · 04-15-2012, 03:14 AM

Health fairy. Taking care of my health is a chore. I will eat whatever I want! I will still be healthier than anyone else on earth. Of course, I will still exercise just because I enjoy it.

**Pingo** · 04-16-2012, 12:56 AM

I need a dishes fairy and an essay writing fairy.

**pironiro** · 04-16-2012, 01:55 AM

- shopping fairy
- bureaucracy errand fairy
- bathroom/kitchen cleaning fairy
- dust wiping fairy

I'd murder all of you in exchange for any of these.

**dontmesswithme** · 04-16-2012, 02:38 AM

I need the Everything Fairy. I've been wishing for a pet alien for years.

**deconspire** · 04-16-2012, 08:29 AM

I thought this is what mail-order brides are for?

**peaceinwar** · 04-16-2012, 08:56 AM

A shower/bathtub cleaning fairy

**CrudeHypothesis** · 04-16-2012, 09:24 AM

I need a biological necessities fairy so I can never need to do anything biologically necessary, like television characters.

**Muumeh** · 04-16-2012, 10:10 AM

Plot, I'll be your scything and demolition (or painting) fairy if you are my dusting/vacuuming fairy.

**plotthickens** · 04-16-2012, 11:47 AM

	Originally Posted by Muumeh To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Plot, I'll be your scything and demolition (or painting) fairy if you are my dusting/vacuuming fairy.

Deal. There's 1.2 acres to be scythed and nine rooms to be painted, I'll be over to dust and vacuum your one-bedroom flat shortly. :D

**True Rune** · 04-16-2012, 12:37 PM

Schmoozing.

Moxiie · 04-16-2012, 12:38 PM

	Originally Posted by plotthickens To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Deal. There's 1.2 acres to be scythed and nine rooms to be painted, I'll be over to dust and vacuum your one-bedroom flat shortly. :D

The caveat on the chore fairy is that when chore fairy tasks are undertaken in trade with one another, a fairy costume is to be worn while attending to said chore.

**deconspire** · 04-16-2012, 12:45 PM

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	Schmoozing.

Dude, I'll do that for you.

**plotthickens** · 04-16-2012, 12:53 PM

	Originally Posted by Moxiie To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	The caveat on the chore fairy is that when chore fairy tasks are undertaken in trade with one another, a fairy costume is to be worn while attending to said chore.

I'll wear whatever you have in my size as long as it gets my chores done. Caveat: do not try to scythe with a big skirt. You'll end up with a little skirt of ribbons.

**Harmony** · 04-16-2012, 01:17 PM

I need a laundry fairy. I hate hanging and folding clothes!
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A renovation fairy would be nice too.... I've got to get a start on the bathroom and kitchen remodel...

**plushbug** · 04-16-2012, 03:42 PM

Kitchenwork fairy, please.
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Moxiie · 04-16-2012, 04:15 PM

	Originally Posted by plotthickens To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	I'll wear whatever you have in my size as long as it gets my chores done. Caveat: do not try to scythe with a big skirt. You'll end up with a little skirt of ribbons.

A potential new entrepreneurial endeavor might be to resell the skirt of ribbons to some hula dancers.

**Kisai** · 04-16-2012, 05:54 PM

Someone to look for employment for me. I hate doing it myself.

**Silverity** · 04-16-2012, 06:05 PM

I'll do ALL of your laundry if I can have an Anti-Clutter Faerie and a Sweeping Faerie. I don't really mind sweeping but this new place I've moved into has dust 24/7 and none of us know how to get rid of it x.x;

**Zodd** · 04-16-2012, 06:09 PM

Haha, my mom does all those things.

I don't even know what 3/4 of these chores mean.

Originally Posted by plotthickens
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Pick one. Any one. Please.
Scything fairy.

Painting fairy.

Transplanting fairy.

Retaining wall fairy.

Contractor for the New Sitting Room fairy.

Housework fairy.

Orchard fairy.

Permaculture fairy.

Native garden fairy.

Demolition fairy.

Bug Patrol fairy.

Pool Cleaning fairy.

Chicken fairy.

Shopping fairy.

House Improvement fairy.

It's not that I don't like doing these things, it's that there's SO FUCKING MANY OF THEM TO DO. I'd love to have any of these fairies, please, especially #5.

I do hate getting out of bed, turning on the light, turning on the computer, putting on clothes so maybe I'd get a "getting out of bed, turning on the light, turning on the computer, putting on clothes" fairy.

**Muumeh** · 04-16-2012, 08:42 PM

You get to dust and vacuum my one bedroom flat quite a few times before I'm done with the scything and painting though. Since long skirts (and robes) are indeed a poor choice for scything, will black sweatpants coupled with black hoodie make decent Grim Reaper of Plants Fairy Outfit? I guess I could also apply some make-up, but it'd start running down my face quite fast I believe.

**stealthfighter** · 04-17-2012, 07:07 AM

Laundry and cooking. Two things I would never have the confidence to do on my own.

**plotthickens** · 04-17-2012, 01:43 PM

	Originally Posted by Silverity To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	I'll do ALL of your laundry if I can have an Anti-Clutter Faerie and a Sweeping Faerie. I don't really mind sweeping but this new place I've moved into has dust 24/7 and none of us know how to get rid of it x.x;

Check all your air filters: intakes, the ones at the HVAC machines, and on your outlets.

	Originally Posted by Muumeh To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	You get to dust and vacuum my one bedroom flat quite a few times before I'm done with the scything and painting though. Since long skirts (and robes) are indeed a poor choice for scything, will black sweatpants coupled with black hoodie make decent Grim Reaper of Plants Fairy Outfit? I guess I could also apply some make-up, but it'd start running down my face quite fast I believe.

Hell, if you scythe and paint I'll even do your dishes and cook for you.

**fireandicecat** · 04-17-2012, 01:53 PM

one to clean the bathroom & wash the floors...
i don't mind doing laundry.
one to cook -- i can, but it's not worth the time & the mess...

**Gunsmith** · 04-17-2012, 05:23 PM

No chore fairy. Just a housewife that doesn't watch tv all day while reading romance novels.

04-15-2012, 02:52 AM	#26
Distance Core Member [410%] MBTI: eNTj Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 16,408	A sleep fairy. Such a waste of time.
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04-15-2012, 03:14 AM	#27
KelvinDjangoTeo Member [09%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 389	Health fairy. Taking care of my health is a chore. I will eat whatever I want! I will still be healthier than anyone else on earth. Of course, I will still exercise just because I enjoy it.
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04-16-2012, 12:56 AM	#28
Pingo Member [02%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 90	I need a dishes fairy and an essay writing fairy.
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04-16-2012, 01:55 AM	#29
pironiro Member [25%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 1,010	- shopping fairy - bureaucracy errand fairy - bathroom/kitchen cleaning fairy - dust wiping fairy I'd murder all of you in exchange for any of these.
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04-16-2012, 02:38 AM	#30
dontmesswithme Core Member [129%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 5,163	I need the Everything Fairy. I've been wishing for a pet alien for years.
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04-16-2012, 08:29 AM	#31
deconspire Core Member [187%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 7,489	I thought this is what mail-order brides are for?
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04-16-2012, 08:56 AM	#32
peaceinwar Veteran Member [90%] MBTI: ISFJ Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 3,635	A shower/bathtub cleaning fairy
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04-16-2012, 09:24 AM	#33
CrudeHypothesis Veteran Member [74%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 2,999	I need a biological necessities fairy so I can never need to do anything biologically necessary, like television characters.
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04-16-2012, 10:10 AM	#34
Muumeh Veteran Member [87%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 3,507	Plot, I'll be your scything and demolition (or painting) fairy if you are my dusting/vacuuming fairy.
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04-16-2012, 12:37 PM	#36
True Rune Core Member [200%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 8,006	Schmoozing.
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04-16-2012, 01:17 PM	#40
Harmony Core Member [172%] MBTI: ISFP Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 6,912	I need a laundry fairy. I hate hanging and folding clothes! To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. A renovation fairy would be nice too.... I've got to get a start on the bathroom and kitchen remodel...
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04-16-2012, 03:42 PM	#41
plushbug Member [29%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,179	Kitchenwork fairy, please. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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04-16-2012, 05:54 PM	#43
Kisai Core Member [353%] MBTI: XXXX Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 14,140	Someone to look for employment for me. I hate doing it myself.
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04-16-2012, 06:05 PM	#44
Silverity Core Member [274%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 10,991	I'll do ALL of your laundry if I can have an Anti-Clutter Faerie and a Sweeping Faerie. I don't really mind sweeping but this new place I've moved into has dust 24/7 and none of us know how to get rid of it x.x;
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04-16-2012, 08:42 PM	#46
Muumeh Veteran Member [87%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 3,507	You get to dust and vacuum my one bedroom flat quite a few times before I'm done with the scything and painting though. Since long skirts (and robes) are indeed a poor choice for scything, will black sweatpants coupled with black hoodie make decent Grim Reaper of Plants Fairy Outfit? I guess I could also apply some make-up, but it'd start running down my face quite fast I believe.
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04-17-2012, 07:07 AM	#47
stealthfighter Veteran Member [84%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 3,370	Laundry and cooking. Two things I would never have the confidence to do on my own.
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04-17-2012, 01:53 PM	#49
fireandicecat Member [02%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 86	one to clean the bathroom & wash the floors... i don't mind doing laundry. one to cook -- i can, but it's not worth the time & the mess...
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04-17-2012, 05:23 PM	#50
Gunsmith Member [02%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 116	No chore fairy. Just a housewife that doesn't watch tv all day while reading romance novels.
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