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#5176 |
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My head is stuck in South America.
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#5177 |
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Core Member [151%]
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My wrist just made an interesting sound.
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#5178 |
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Core Member [857%]
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Sometimes I pick a person at random, and then mess with them consistently.
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#5179 |
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Core Member [151%]
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There are flowers on TV.
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#5180 |
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Core Member [167%]
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Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home.
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#5181 |
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Core Member [151%]
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Don't eat the fish, Jim!
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#5182 |
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Core Member [857%]
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Jim never vomits at home..
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#5183 |
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Core Member [408%]
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There is no Jim at this house. who the f is jim?
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#5184 |
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Core Member [223%]
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heavy eyelids
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#5185 |
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Core Member [857%]
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Mmmmmm subway.
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#5186 |
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Core Member [408%]
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Thinking about food. Food means I can take some meds. *gets up to make food*
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#5187 |
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Core Member [857%]
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headache a'creepin
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#5188 |
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Core Member [903%]
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Finished my cup of decaf.
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#5189 |
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Core Member [151%]
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Sometimes Dave vomits at home.
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#5190 |
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Core Member [474%]
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I just x-rayed a roller derby girl's wrist and did everything short to flirt with her except get her phone #. She enjoyed it.
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#5191 |
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Core Member [857%]
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Dave's not here.
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#5192 |
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Core Member [167%]
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue
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#5193 |
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Core Member [857%]
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Do you like movies about gladiators?
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#5194 |
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Core Member [474%]
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I turned my chair to face the Southwest instead of the North.
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#5195 |
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Core Member [408%]
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reheated last night's savoury
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#5196 |
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Core Member [903%]
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Drank some decaf.
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#5197 |
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Core Member [857%]
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Smiled.
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#5198 |
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Core Member [474%]
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I am going to go to my mother's and eat the dinner she said that she made for me.
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#5199 |
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Core Member [857%]
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I would truly love to see the Smithsonian Museum.
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#5200 |
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Core Member [151%]
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There will be no fire tonight; there will be microwaves.
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