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#94951 |
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Core Member [188%]
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recky poo...be a nice weasel and kill a roach in my room please?
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#94952 |
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Core Member [540%]
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Grammar weasel, punster, pillow and sometime roachslayer.
reckful does it all... *zaps the roach* *apologizes to the last word for the interruption* |
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#94953 |
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Core Member [188%]
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Go chase all the little disgusting things out.
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#94954 |
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Core Member [540%]
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*chases Redd out of the thread*
*apologizes to the last word for the second interruption* |
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#94955 |
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Core Member [188%]
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I'm not disgusting. I took a shower this morning. You on the other hand....
*sniffs reckful* |
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#94956 | |||
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Core Member [119%]
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You're up wind. You should be down wind. |
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#94957 |
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Core Member [540%]
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'Tis wonderful when a whiff of weasel wafts in on the wind.
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#94958 |
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Core Member [857%]
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Reckful, I have missed you.
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#94959 |
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Core Member [540%]
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40 hours is a long time. *nods*
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#94960 |
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Core Member [188%]
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But not for long.
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#94961 |
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Core Member [540%]
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Ooh. 4888 is a nice post count.
Don't mess it up! |
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#94962 |
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Core Member [188%]
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Already did. Sorry.
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#94963 |
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Core Member [857%]
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Can I has my weasel pillow tonight?
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#94964 |
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Core Member [540%]
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Can I has the last word?
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#94965 |
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Core Member [857%]
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If you be my pillow, I will go to sleep and you can have TLW.
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#94966 |
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Core Member [540%]
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*transmogrifies himself*
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#94967 |
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Core Member [857%]
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*snuggles*
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#94968 |
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Core Member [540%]
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*has the last word*
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#94969 |
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Core Member [857%]
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We have to snuggles first
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#94970 |
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Core Member [540%]
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You already did, dammit! See post 94967.
I'm a freaking pillow. Lacking arms, I am unable to snuggle. I can only be snuggled. Which you should feel free to continue to do, even in your sleep. What you should not feel free to do is attempt to violate the terms of our agreement and prevent me from having the last word. Thanks for understanding. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *has the last word* |
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#94971 |
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Core Member [857%]
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I do not want a rectangular, flat pillow! I want you to remain weasel shaped, but just lay under my head so I can feel your fuzz and little weasel heartbeat!
This shouldn't be so difficult to understand. |
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#94972 |
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Core Member [540%]
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First of all, how the hell am I supposed to sleep while you're feeling my fuzz?
And second, I'm sorry, but having little weasel arms that snuggle you back is fundamentally inconsistent with the essence of pillowtude. Weasels are weasels and pillows are pillows and there's a transmogrification in between and I'm on the other side and now you're trying to renegotiate our deal and I'd be tempted to give you the finger but I don't have any fingers. Or arms. And the patience is almost gone, too. I hope this clears things up. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *has the last word* |
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#94973 |
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Core Member [903%]
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#94974 |
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Core Member [188%]
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reckful needs to read Transmogrification for Dummies.
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Core Member [119%]
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I think he's waiting for the Marvel edition. |
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