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**reckful** · 02-19-2011, 11:58 AM

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	snuggles Giraffe

How about Geoffrey? What a perfect name for a boy giraffe! And you could call him Jeff whenever it suited you.

The last word is nodding vigorously. Just sayin'.

**MortalWombat** · 02-19-2011, 12:05 PM

I have an uncle named Jeff. That would be odd for me.

According to
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, somewhere, somehow, it is possible that someone in the world has a pet giraffe named Fitzfluffabumps Meowington Jr.

Junior. That means there is another Fitzfluffabumps Meowington.

---------- Post added 02-19-2011 at 03:12 PM ----------

I think I should name him Nolan.

**Wapiti** · 02-19-2011, 02:48 PM

Random tractor pull.

**reckful** · 02-19-2011, 02:58 PM

*surreptitious coyote fart upwind of random tractor pull*

**Wapiti** · 02-19-2011, 03:22 PM

Wind reversed!

**MortalWombat** · 02-19-2011, 03:22 PM

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**reckful** · 02-19-2011, 04:11 PM

*returning fart intercepted by resident marsupial*

**MortalWombat** · 02-19-2011, 04:12 PM

*tells the giraffe to go eat reckful's face off for being mean*

**reckful** · 02-19-2011, 04:35 PM

~~Geoffrey~~ Nolan will do no such thing, not only because he loves me to pieces, but also because that punishment would be way out of proportion to the crime -- assuming I even committed a crime, which I did not, since I never told you to jump out in front of that fart, although I certainly benefited, and I thank you. It just goes to show you never know when a wombat will come in handy.

*gives Nolan two matching pairs of sneakers and teaches him how to translate wombat into sensible*

**MortalWombat** · 02-19-2011, 04:40 PM

You yelled at me last night. Sic em, Nolan!

**reckful** · 02-19-2011, 04:49 PM

I did not yell. Plus, the yelling I didn't do was after you ripped down the curtains.

You're a curtain-ripping fartcatcher, and if that hurts, I'm sorry, but I'd encourage you to take ownership of the pain and use it as a spur to self-improvement.

*watches the word survey the forum grounds from the top of Nolan's head*

**Eye on Earth** · 02-19-2011, 05:01 PM

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**MortalWombat** · 02-19-2011, 05:01 PM

*watches Nolan trample reck*

**reckful** · 02-19-2011, 05:06 PM

Silly wombat. He's not trampling me; he's giving me a massage.

**GrnEyz** · 02-19-2011, 05:10 PM

*strolls in and observes a greasy weasel spot on the floor*

hmm... not sure what happened but I bet it wasn't pretty.
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**reckful** · 02-19-2011, 05:16 PM

It's not what you think.

**Eye on Earth** · 02-19-2011, 05:32 PM

You should use a rubber next time Reck.

**reckful** · 02-19-2011, 05:36 PM

I'm not even going to dignify that post with a two-sentence response.

**Eye on Earth** · 02-19-2011, 05:42 PM

Yeah, it didn't take long did it?

**reckful** · 02-19-2011, 05:55 PM

Since it was all in your head, there wasn't room to make a big production out of it.

**Eye on Earth** · 02-19-2011, 06:22 PM

Yeah, it's definitely not up to porno standards is it now?

**MortalWombat** · 02-20-2011, 02:26 AM

Bless his heart; I think that one just flew right over..

**Eye on Earth** · 02-20-2011, 02:43 AM

...flap, flap, flap...

**MortalWombat** · 02-20-2011, 05:11 AM

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**Fyrnae** · 02-20-2011, 06:36 AM

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Oh hai!

02-19-2011, 12:05 PM	#90152
MortalWombat Core Member [856%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 34,247	I have an uncle named Jeff. That would be odd for me. According to To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. , somewhere, somehow, it is possible that someone in the world has a pet giraffe named Fitzfluffabumps Meowington Jr. Junior. That means there is another Fitzfluffabumps Meowington. ---------- Post added 02-19-2011 at 03:12 PM ---------- I think I should name him Nolan.
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02-19-2011, 02:48 PM	#90153
Wapiti Core Member [357%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 14,287	Random tractor pull.
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02-19-2011, 02:58 PM	#90154
reckful Core Member [534%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 21,397	surreptitious coyote fart upwind of random tractor pull
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02-19-2011, 03:22 PM	#90155
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02-19-2011, 03:22 PM	#90156
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02-19-2011, 04:11 PM	#90157
reckful Core Member [534%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 21,397	returning fart intercepted by resident marsupial
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02-19-2011, 04:12 PM	#90158
MortalWombat Core Member [856%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 34,247	tells the giraffe to go eat reckful's face off for being mean
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02-19-2011, 04:35 PM	#90159
reckful Core Member [534%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 21,397	~~Geoffrey~~ Nolan will do no such thing, not only because he loves me to pieces, but also because that punishment would be way out of proportion to the crime -- assuming I even committed a crime, which I did not, since I never told you to jump out in front of that fart, although I certainly benefited, and I thank you. It just goes to show you never know when a wombat will come in handy. gives Nolan two matching pairs of sneakers and teaches him how to translate wombat into sensible
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02-19-2011, 04:40 PM	#90160
MortalWombat Core Member [856%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 34,247	You yelled at me last night. Sic em, Nolan!
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02-19-2011, 04:49 PM	#90161
reckful Core Member [534%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 21,397	I did not yell. Plus, the yelling I didn't do was after you ripped down the curtains. You're a curtain-ripping fartcatcher, and if that hurts, I'm sorry, but I'd encourage you to take ownership of the pain and use it as a spur to self-improvement. watches the word survey the forum grounds from the top of Nolan's head
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02-19-2011, 05:01 PM	#90162
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02-19-2011, 05:01 PM	#90163
MortalWombat Core Member [856%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 34,247	watches Nolan trample reck
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02-19-2011, 05:06 PM	#90164
reckful Core Member [534%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 21,397	Silly wombat. He's not trampling me; he's giving me a massage.
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02-19-2011, 05:10 PM	#90165
GrnEyz Core Member [297%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 11,905	strolls in and observes a greasy weasel spot on the floor hmm... not sure what happened but I bet it wasn't pretty. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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02-19-2011, 05:16 PM	#90166
reckful Core Member [534%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 21,397	It's not what you think.
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02-19-2011, 05:32 PM	#90167
Eye on Earth Core Member [334%] MBTI: XNTX Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 13,394	You should use a rubber next time Reck.
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02-19-2011, 05:36 PM	#90168
reckful Core Member [534%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 21,397	I'm not even going to dignify that post with a two-sentence response.
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02-19-2011, 05:42 PM	#90169
Eye on Earth Core Member [334%] MBTI: XNTX Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 13,394	Yeah, it didn't take long did it?
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02-19-2011, 05:55 PM	#90170
reckful Core Member [534%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 21,397	Since it was all in your head, there wasn't room to make a big production out of it.
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02-19-2011, 06:22 PM	#90171
Eye on Earth Core Member [334%] MBTI: XNTX Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 13,394	Yeah, it's definitely not up to porno standards is it now?
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02-20-2011, 02:26 AM	#90172
MortalWombat Core Member [856%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 34,247	Bless his heart; I think that one just flew right over..
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02-20-2011, 02:43 AM	#90173
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02-20-2011, 05:11 AM	#90174
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02-20-2011, 06:36 AM	#90175
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