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#89301 |
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My brownies are tasty right now.
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#89302 |
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Core Member [357%]
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Do male Kangaroos have pouches?
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#89303 |
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Core Member [496%]
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*eats a brownie*
*eats another* *puts one in Wapiti's pouch for later* |
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#89304 |
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Core Member [856%]
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everyone has my avatars on
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#89305 |
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Core Member [534%]
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I feel naked.
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#89306 |
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Core Member [897%]
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#89307 |
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Core Member [534%]
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*opens one eye*
*raises a toast to the bouncious brooties flouncing their accoutrements on the distal side of the drinkery* *reverts to his erstwhile angle of requiescence* |
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#89308 |
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Ok, who left the booze out? You know weasels aren't supposed to have alcohol. It makes them wax poetic and stuff. Poetic is tired of being waxed.
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#89309 |
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When you're too old to wax ecstatic and too young to wax nostalgic, you wax what you can.
Poetic's a damn whiner. No matter what I use him for, he's always averse.
Last edited by reckful; 01-22-2011 at 11:50 PM.
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Core Member [334%]
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Did you actually just say that? Hahahaha. |
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#89311 |
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Core Member [534%]
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In any case, he'd rather be waxed than be the butt of your jokes.
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#89312 |
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Core Member [334%]
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Hindsight is always 20/20. That phrase just makes me wonder how people with hairy butts see.
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#89313 |
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Core Member [534%]
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They use a hairband. Duh.
Asstigmatism is the condition that's harder to deal with. |
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#89314 |
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Core Member [334%]
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When people say something about "being as blind as a bat" are they then refering to foresight?
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#89315 |
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Core Member [856%]
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This place has been over run with weasels.
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#89316 |
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Core Member [897%]
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#89317 |
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Core Member [856%]
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To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. It's not safe here. |
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Core Member [534%]
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over run --> overrun |
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#89319 |
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Core Member [856%]
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I didn't feel like teaching it to my phone. Oh well.
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#89320 |
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Core Member [534%]
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You're not interested in having a portable wee-cell to call your own?
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#89321 |
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Core Member [856%]
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I don't want to wee on my cell; I think it would break... Weasels are gross.
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Core Member [534%]
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Just as a reminder, Womby: Weasels are the premier archivists of the animal kingdom.
Perhaps your most recent post was truncated and, rather than "Weasels are gross," you had intended to type "Weasels are grossly superior to certain other animals whose names start with 'w'." |
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#89323 |
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Core Member [856%]
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Has someone been watching too much Sesame Street?
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You can never watch too much Sesame Street.
♫ One of these things is not like the others:
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#89325 |
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Core Member [856%]
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It's obviously the lottery. Who would want that?
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