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**reckful** · 01-18-2011, 07:36 PM

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	I could absorb him, like twins do to their siblings. The stink he would give me could help ward off predators, like Creepy Walmart Greeter Guy.

Pssh. I know all about how wombats ward off predators.

Where I grew up, this was considered fighting dirty!

Originally Posted by Wikipedia

The wombat's primary defence is its toughened rear hide with most of the posterior made of cartilage. This, combined with its lack of a meaningful tail, makes it difficult for any predator that follows the wombat into its tunnel to bite and injure its target. When attacked, wombats dive into a nearby tunnel, using their rump to block a pursuing attacker. Wombats may allow an intruder to force its head over their back and then use their powerful legs to crush the skull of the predator against the roof of the tunnel, or drive it off with two-legged 'donkey' kicks.

**MortalWombat** · 01-18-2011, 07:38 PM

Hahah. I kick ass with my ass.

**WoodsWoman** · 01-18-2011, 07:48 PM

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**Seriously** · 01-18-2011, 08:25 PM

Next time you see creepy walmart guy summon your super wombat powers (you don't need to absorb reckful to be super you already are), turn your back on him and in your mind picture yourself using those powerful legs to donkey kick him into the nearest KMart.
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In the meantime super womby donkey kick reckful into the long hair guy thread.

**reckful** · 01-18-2011, 08:52 PM

There'll be no more kicks tonight. Womby's an early-to-bed gal. It gives her more time to dream about ~~weasels~~ the last word.

**Seriously** · 01-18-2011, 08:57 PM

More like nightmares if there are weasels involved.

**WoodsWoman** · 01-19-2011, 05:39 AM

*shares a cuppa tea with TLW*

**MortalWombat** · 01-19-2011, 05:45 AM

*makes TLW some breakfast*

*makes some for WW, too*

**WoodsWoman** · 01-19-2011, 12:39 PM

Thank you MW!
*makes cookies*

**MortalWombat** · 01-19-2011, 12:42 PM

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**GrnEyz** · 01-19-2011, 12:43 PM

*contemplates WW's avatar*

*takes a shot of single malt scotch*

Hmm... I still can't figure it out...
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**WoodsWoman** · 01-19-2011, 01:06 PM

What about it? A woman with a dove and a raven in front of a bleak background. What else?

**GrnEyz** · 01-19-2011, 01:10 PM

what about those apparent multiple appendages extending to the ground..?

**MortalWombat** · 01-19-2011, 01:11 PM

She's got on some sort of fur-ish cover up, that looks like it's caught in the wind. Women only have two legs, Grn
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**GrnEyz** · 01-19-2011, 01:16 PM

Oh...

*takes another sip*

I suppose that comes off before entering the hot tub..?

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**MortalWombat** · 01-19-2011, 01:19 PM

I bet she hates running.

**Seriously** · 01-19-2011, 01:37 PM

I don't understand fake boobies. I really don't. At least not the way oversized obviously fake.

**MortalWombat** · 01-19-2011, 01:39 PM

I think normal sized ladypillows are best. It's too odd looking when they're disproportional to the rest of the lady's body.

**reckful** · 01-19-2011, 01:53 PM

I hear you.

*goes back to look at GrnEyz's post again*

I totally understand where you're coming from.

*goes back to look at GrnEyz's post again*

And yet...

*goes back to look at GrnEyz's post again*

...there's this odd...

*goes back to look at GrnEyz's post again*

...magnetic...

*goes back to look at GrnEyz's post again*

**Seriously** · 01-19-2011, 01:54 PM

*pokes the weasel in his eye with a sharp pointy stick*

**reckful** · 01-19-2011, 01:56 PM

This thread is getting crankier in its old age.

**Seriously** · 01-19-2011, 01:57 PM

Really??? I thought it was getting all creepy old guy....

**reckful** · 01-19-2011, 01:58 PM

I was focusing on the pointy parts.

**MortalWombat** · 01-19-2011, 01:59 PM

THE WEASEL RETURNS.

**reckful** · 01-19-2011, 02:00 PM

*waits for the red carpet to be unrolled*

01-18-2011, 07:38 PM	#89127
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01-18-2011, 08:25 PM	#89129
Seriously Core Member [496%] MBTI: ISTP Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 19,878	Next time you see creepy walmart guy summon your super wombat powers (you don't need to absorb reckful to be super you already are), turn your back on him and in your mind picture yourself using those powerful legs to donkey kick him into the nearest KMart. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. In the meantime super womby donkey kick reckful into the long hair guy thread.
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01-18-2011, 08:52 PM	#89130
reckful Core Member [535%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 21,405	There'll be no more kicks tonight. Womby's an early-to-bed gal. It gives her more time to dream about ~~weasels~~ the last word.
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01-19-2011, 01:06 PM	#89137
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01-19-2011, 01:16 PM	#89140
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MortalWombat Core Member [856%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 34,247	I think normal sized ladypillows are best. It's too odd looking when they're disproportional to the rest of the lady's body.
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01-19-2011, 01:53 PM	#89144
reckful Core Member [535%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 21,405	I hear you. goes back to look at GrnEyz's post again I totally understand where you're coming from. goes back to look at GrnEyz's post again And yet... goes back to look at GrnEyz's post again ...there's this odd... goes back to look at GrnEyz's post again ...magnetic... goes back to look at GrnEyz's post again
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reckful Core Member [535%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 21,405	This thread is getting crankier in its old age.
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MortalWombat Core Member [856%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 34,247	THE WEASEL RETURNS.
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