View Poll Results: 2 out of 3
I am Male: I want a big penis and an awesome body. 9 5.56%
I am Male: I want a big penis and a handsome face. 31 19.14%
I am Male: I want a handsome face and an awesome body. 72 44.44%
I am Female: I want him to have a big penis and an awesome body. 5 3.09%
I am Female: I want him to have a big penis and a handsome face. 14 8.64%
I am Female: I want him to have a handsome face and an awesome body. 31 19.14%
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Old 02-28-2012, 11:31 PM   #1
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-to have a big penis
-to have an awesome body
-to have a handsome face

For males, which 2 out of 3 would you rather have?
*given that all other non-superficial aspects you want are already fulfilled*
*you are going to use these 2 aspects to attract a sex partner*


For females, which 2 out of 3 would you rather have in a male sex partner?
*given that all other non-superficial aspects you are looking for are already fulfilled*

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Old 02-28-2012, 11:41 PM   #2
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... I don't know how to answer this. D:
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Old 02-28-2012, 11:46 PM   #3
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Do we keep our current penis size? In the case of not picking that option?
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Old 02-28-2012, 11:55 PM   #4
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Easy. I'll go with the big penis and handsome face. No matter how my body looks I can always work out and become fit. Gaining a handsome face is difficult and gaining a large penis requires pills, surgery, or some other method. So, to me, the second option seems the wisest.
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Old 02-29-2012, 12:45 AM   #5
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Female, but:
Awesome face/body. I figure I can always get a vibrator if I'm that desperate. But my sex drive is so variable, commonly erring to the side of "low..." so the penis overall doesn't matter much to me. (Should I mention I'm shorter, if we're talking size?)
I just hope my body/face is as awesome to him as his body/face is to me. =/
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Old 02-29-2012, 12:56 AM   #6
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I just want all of my hair back. My penis is more than adequate and I have been described as "handsome" on many an occasion. And it wouldn't take very much work for me to get back into shape.

So I want the option to have all of my hair back. It would be nice to have less forehead and more hair.
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Old 02-29-2012, 12:58 AM   #7
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If we already have one or more, do we get to keep them?
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Old 02-29-2012, 01:10 AM   #8
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But what if we have all three already????????

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I choose face and body. And I get to keep my size. Yes I do.
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Old 02-29-2012, 01:14 AM   #9
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@ Uriel : do you always measure people purely by their bodies? How banal is that?
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Old 02-29-2012, 01:15 AM   #10
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I went with face and body. Why?

1. You can't really do much about a f*cked up face.

2. I've got genetic skin issues that will forever prevent me from being a model, and no amount of bodybuilding will make it go away.

3. Penis size won't help you outside of a bedroom, while looks and a body will (think business).

4. The people who just want a big penis inside them, no matter who it is attached to, don't make very good long-term partners.
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Old 02-29-2012, 01:37 AM   #11
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How small of a penis do we get if we don't pick "big penis"? If it isn't micropenis or anything like that then the latter two, no contest.
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Old 02-29-2012, 02:01 AM   #12
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Meh, I’ll take a giant shlong and a nice bod. I like my face as it is.

My dork and body aren’t so bad but hell if you’re handing out free upgrades then why not.
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Old 02-29-2012, 02:21 AM   #13
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The shape of the female part of the poll deffinetlly shows which part of the male body is important to them ...
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Old 02-29-2012, 02:43 AM   #14
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It's interesting that the females want the two immutable characteristics
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Old 02-29-2012, 02:52 AM   #15
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Conclusion: working out is irrelevant if you don't have a huge dick. Further observations can be obtained by calling 0800-OBVIOUS. Text messages will cost 50p plus your standard network rate.
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Old 02-29-2012, 03:08 AM   #16
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I'd say body and penis. My girlfriend would also say voice and nice hands are dependent on how she views the face.
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Old 02-29-2012, 03:21 AM   #17
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Interesting how the top choice for males is "I want a handsome face and an awesome body" the lowest choice for females is "I want him to have a handsome face and an awesome body" and the highest choice for females is "I want him to have a big penis and a handsome face."

So what is "big enough" in females eyes anyways? Can it ever be too big?
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Old 02-29-2012, 03:58 AM   #18
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Hm, seems like my opinion is aligned with the female part of the poll.

Simple reason:
Face and penis size is mostly genetic. I can make awesome body with some effort, genes are also involved there but they're not the deciding factor.
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Old 02-29-2012, 04:01 AM   #19
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Don't need a nice face. What's a nice face got to do with anything? The nice face will ultimately shrivel up, turn weather beaten, and can easily mislead people. Nope, no nice face.
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Old 02-29-2012, 07:58 AM   #20
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I assume not having a big penis means you can have a small or an average one instead. It really doesn't matter how impressive a man's penis is because most people aren't going to see it. People are exposed to our faces and bodies first. You don't pick up girls first by whipping it out.
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Old 02-29-2012, 08:02 AM   #21
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You don't pick up girls first by whipping it out.

Depends how classy you want your 'lady'.

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Body/face.

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Old 02-29-2012, 08:09 AM   #22
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I assumed that by choosing two, the other would be average. And, as others have pointed out, only one can be improved through working out. So I picked the other two.

Starting with what I have now, I just need the body.
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Old 02-29-2012, 08:16 AM   #23
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You didn't specify that "not a big dick" would mean "a really tiny dick", so I chose to assume it would be about average or a bit on the small side. With that I pick awesome body + handsome face, no question.

Why do I put so much thought into this
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Old 02-29-2012, 08:18 AM   #24
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  Originally Posted by Iota Null
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Conclusion: working out is irrelevant if you don't have a huge dick. Further observations can be obtained by calling 0800-OBVIOUS. Text messages will cost 50p plus your standard network rate.


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I guess no amount of reassuring will change the cruelty of nature.

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Old 02-29-2012, 08:28 AM   #25
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  Originally Posted by Iota Null
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Conclusion: working out is irrelevant if you don't have a huge dick. Further observations can be obtained by calling 0800-OBVIOUS. Text messages will cost 50p plus your standard network rate.

LOL
Sadly with some things I have to agree with Iota and his view of general female part of population and attraction between male and female.

Over 63% (at the time of post) of females prefers big penis over the rest, I'm really disappointed with you ladies.
For males it's just 40%.

Seems like a handsome face is a win on both sides.
Question might be a bit tricky as it's about a sex partner, though I doubt it would make a change if there was written just a partner.

Do we get a similar poll for females? Or did I just miss it?

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