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**reb** · 08-05-2008, 07:32 AM

hi; i'm reb. new here.

test 'goth' on humor tests; test inxj on mb; used to be a gummint worker in another life (thank you, taxpayers); relatively blunt; do a good bit of physical work to stay in shape; latest book 'the black swan' by nassim nicholas taleb (still working on it), reading old issue of 'gun digest' and a computer 'how to' manual intermittently as well; do not care much for the external, although i will bat it around with you, if you can hit the ball and not get all bent. mba; over 30 years in bidness; play bridge (poorly or greatly, depending on the day and the cards lol!). have dogs and chickens-they are my family, and i prefer them to most of the people i meet on the street (although the chickens stand to meet a crock pot kind of end....seen any cannibal movies? lol! i'm stanley, you're livingston, and YOU'RE dinner!)

y'all have some interesting topics and intersting people, so i decided to join.

g'day

r

**ScurvyRose** · 08-05-2008, 07:37 AM

Ooh! I love crock pot cooking! Chicken comes out nice and juicy!! Welcome to the madness!!

**whomp** Welcome trout slap!! (oh and here is some extra chicken feed.....)

**le Duc** · 08-05-2008, 07:41 AM

Straw is cheaper.

Welcome.

**ssrprotege** · 08-05-2008, 07:56 AM

Hello, make yourself home here! lots of fun stuff going around here!

**Gwargh** · 08-05-2008, 08:02 AM

I haven't had animals for ages. I suppose I just never Felt their needs too well. But I always had a nagging intuition that something was wrong.

Welcome! Enjoy yourself. But you might want to lose the cannibalistic habits while here. Might get you some trouble. Eating trout is much healthier anyways.

**ScurvyRose** · 08-05-2008, 08:04 AM

	Originally Posted by Gwargh
	I haven't had animals for ages. I suppose I just never Felt their needs too well. But I always had a nagging intuition that something was wrong. Welcome! Enjoy yourself. But you might want to lose the cannibalistic habits while here. Might get you some trouble. Eating trout is much healthier anyways.

NOOOOOO!!!!!! Eat more pelican!!

**Gwargh** · 08-05-2008, 08:10 AM


	NOOOOOO!!!!!! Eat more pelican!!

Ah yes, the pelican infestation problem. Completely forgot!

**Monte314** · 08-05-2008, 08:31 AM

Cool! Welcome to the club.

**rwyatt365** · 08-05-2008, 09:48 AM

Chickens

- dogs

(for eating, reverse for pets).

Welcome.

**curiousjane** · 08-05-2008, 12:31 PM

Hi (not from pot),

Please don't eat the chickens in the NF Club.

-CJ

**Airius** · 08-05-2008, 01:48 PM

Welcome!

**reb** · 08-05-2008, 06:47 PM

thank you! thank you, one and all!

had trout. lil tiny bones...go down yer throat...caught in yer gullet...hemostats not long enough to reach 'em, no doctor, die on riverbank gasping 'no more trout! fish bad...'. can't gag 'em up...ugh! i caught 'em on deerflies, cleaned 'em, cooked 'em in butter on a camp stove. ex-wife and i had a bottle of wine, a loaf of bread and trou(t) (to mangle gibran) beside the clear running payette river...yum. but them little bitty bones...oh, no....it's just like so many things....eat more possum. tastes just like chicken! come to think o fit, where is that chicken??? trout in butter vs. chicken with veggies in the crock pot...hmmm....have to consult the dietician as to which is more healthy. i dunno. i only know 'good' and 'yuck'.....straw is cheaper than chicken, but it's not nearly as nutricious....but it is filling. i never understood 'the last straw'....there's always more.

no, no, no...no cheekon in de nf club....like groucho, i wouldn't want to join any club that'd have me for a member....except this one??? harpo musta joined something...poor zippo...always alight, never closed....

r

**ScurvyRose** · 08-05-2008, 06:50 PM

You fit right in...here have a seat next to me. Ubertrout is about to serve the drinks...

**reb** · 08-06-2008, 06:58 AM

thank you, Rose. a lemonade for me, please?

the colder, the better...man, a dash of wodka would be nice, too....
r

**ScurvyRose** · 08-06-2008, 07:43 AM

OK then, one vodka sour, neat coming right up! er, actually, can you make that two?

**Sequoia** · 08-08-2008, 07:07 PM

Hey Reb, I made it! Looks like you've made quite a place for yourself here.

**Fridays Child** · 08-08-2008, 09:51 PM

I can see you're going to help me with new recipes... welcome!

**reb** · 08-10-2008, 07:27 AM

Sequoia, i looked at your stats...you don't have any 'friends' either. wanna slash our wrists together at 1 pm MST?

Fridays Child,

i am a very simple cook (i am both simple, and i CAN turn on a burner or light a wood fire). i am good at burning meat; i am pretty good at cooking beans and fatback. doing Mother's biscuits, though...i have always made hockey pucks....bummer. but lemonade, i can do.

dam, Rose, you make a good vodka sour! yum....but what was with the trout scales on the rim? ala a margarita glass???

reb

**Sequoia** · 08-10-2008, 01:12 PM

Okay, ummmm make that 1pm mst on Jan 1, 2059. It's a date.

08-05-2008, 07:32 AM	#1
reb Core Member [257%] MBTI: XNTJ Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 10,280	hi; i'm reb. new here. test 'goth' on humor tests; test inxj on mb; used to be a gummint worker in another life (thank you, taxpayers); relatively blunt; do a good bit of physical work to stay in shape; latest book 'the black swan' by nassim nicholas taleb (still working on it), reading old issue of 'gun digest' and a computer 'how to' manual intermittently as well; do not care much for the external, although i will bat it around with you, if you can hit the ball and not get all bent. mba; over 30 years in bidness; play bridge (poorly or greatly, depending on the day and the cards lol!). have dogs and chickens-they are my family, and i prefer them to most of the people i meet on the street (although the chickens stand to meet a crock pot kind of end....seen any cannibal movies? lol! i'm stanley, you're livingston, and YOU'RE dinner!) y'all have some interesting topics and intersting people, so i decided to join. g'day r
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08-05-2008, 07:37 AM	#2
ScurvyRose Member [36%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,457	Ooh! I love crock pot cooking! Chicken comes out nice and juicy!! Welcome to the madness!! whomp Welcome trout slap!! (oh and here is some extra chicken feed.....)
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08-05-2008, 07:41 AM	#3
le Duc Veteran Member [87%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,500	Straw is cheaper. Welcome.
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08-05-2008, 07:56 AM	#4
ssrprotege Core Member [113%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 4,541	Hello, make yourself home here! lots of fun stuff going around here!
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08-05-2008, 08:02 AM	#5
Gwargh Member [02%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 88	I haven't had animals for ages. I suppose I just never Felt their needs too well. But I always had a nagging intuition that something was wrong. Welcome! Enjoy yourself. But you might want to lose the cannibalistic habits while here. Might get you some trouble. Eating trout is much healthier anyways.
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08-05-2008, 08:31 AM	#8
Monte314 Core Member [412%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 16,498	Cool! Welcome to the club.
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08-05-2008, 09:48 AM	#9
rwyatt365 Core Member [261%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 10,477	Chickens - dogs (for eating, reverse for pets). Welcome.
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08-05-2008, 12:31 PM	#10
curiousjane Veteran Member [60%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 2,406	Hi (not from pot), Please don't eat the chickens in the NF Club. -CJ
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08-05-2008, 01:48 PM	#11
Airius Member [17%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 684	Welcome!
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08-05-2008, 06:47 PM	#12
reb Core Member [257%] MBTI: XNTJ Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 10,280	thank you! thank you, one and all! had trout. lil tiny bones...go down yer throat...caught in yer gullet...hemostats not long enough to reach 'em, no doctor, die on riverbank gasping 'no more trout! fish bad...'. can't gag 'em up...ugh! i caught 'em on deerflies, cleaned 'em, cooked 'em in butter on a camp stove. ex-wife and i had a bottle of wine, a loaf of bread and trou(t) (to mangle gibran) beside the clear running payette river...yum. but them little bitty bones...oh, no....it's just like so many things....eat more possum. tastes just like chicken! come to think o fit, where is that chicken??? trout in butter vs. chicken with veggies in the crock pot...hmmm....have to consult the dietician as to which is more healthy. i dunno. i only know 'good' and 'yuck'.....straw is cheaper than chicken, but it's not nearly as nutricious....but it is filling. i never understood 'the last straw'....there's always more. no, no, no...no cheekon in de nf club....like groucho, i wouldn't want to join any club that'd have me for a member....except this one??? harpo musta joined something...poor zippo...always alight, never closed.... r
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08-05-2008, 06:50 PM	#13
ScurvyRose Member [36%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,457	You fit right in...here have a seat next to me. Ubertrout is about to serve the drinks...
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08-06-2008, 06:58 AM	#14
reb Core Member [257%] MBTI: XNTJ Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 10,280	thank you, Rose. a lemonade for me, please? the colder, the better...man, a dash of wodka would be nice, too.... r
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08-06-2008, 07:43 AM	#15
ScurvyRose Member [36%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,457	OK then, one vodka sour, neat coming right up! er, actually, can you make that two?
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08-08-2008, 07:07 PM	#16
Sequoia Core Member [142%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 5,702	Hey Reb, I made it! Looks like you've made quite a place for yourself here.
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08-08-2008, 09:51 PM	#17
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	I can see you're going to help me with new recipes... welcome!
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08-10-2008, 07:27 AM	#18
reb Core Member [257%] MBTI: XNTJ Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 10,280	Sequoia, i looked at your stats...you don't have any 'friends' either. wanna slash our wrists together at 1 pm MST? Fridays Child, i am a very simple cook (i am both simple, and i CAN turn on a burner or light a wood fire). i am good at burning meat; i am pretty good at cooking beans and fatback. doing Mother's biscuits, though...i have always made hockey pucks....bummer. but lemonade, i can do. dam, Rose, you make a good vodka sour! yum....but what was with the trout scales on the rim? ala a margarita glass??? reb
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08-10-2008, 01:12 PM	#19
Sequoia Core Member [142%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 5,702	Okay, ummmm make that 1pm mst on Jan 1, 2059. It's a date.
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