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Veteran Member [84%]
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visit a stip club.
Today is a good day for... |
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#1702 |
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Member [06%]
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visiting an STD clinic.
Tomorrow who knows... |
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#1703 |
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Veteran Member [84%]
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if there will still be another tomorrow.
Gloomy is... |
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#1704 |
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Member [06%]
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what gloomy does.
Rain or sunshine.. |
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#1705 |
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Core Member [1050%]
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it's good to have weather.
I recently learned... |
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#1706 |
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Core Member [607%]
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that cats don't fair well in the microwave.
How do you clean ... |
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#1707 |
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Member [37%]
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a baby bulldog without making her squeal.
Before bathing... |
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#1708 |
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Core Member [1050%]
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a cat, place it in a bag tied at its neck. Add soap, swish, then release.
Groceries, bank, library, drugstore... |
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#1709 |
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Core Member [710%]
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and liquor store are experiences and places I recently had visited.
I guess I'm just going to have to... |
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#1710 |
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Core Member [1050%]
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get to the gas station.
Secretly, I... |
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#1711 |
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Core Member [710%]
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am the ruler of the world, but it's important not to tell anyone.
I rule... |
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#1712 |
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Core Member [1050%]
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myself, barely.
If I could be somewhere tomorrow, just for the day, it would be... |
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#1713 |
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Core Member [424%]
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Bermuda.
First thing in the morning I always... |
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#1714 |
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Core Member [1050%]
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think, "Do I feel rested?"
I'm happiest when... |
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#1715 |
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Core Member [710%]
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I'm discovering innovative insights.
I recently discovered... |
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#1716 |
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Core Member [1050%]
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that two containers of raspberries do not last 20 minutes in my house.
It is embarrassing when... |
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#1717 |
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Core Member [710%]
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I'm too lazy to vacuum.
I was recently given... |
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#1718 |
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Core Member [1050%]
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only part of what I am owed.
Music is like... |
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#1719 |
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Core Member [710%]
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sex and chocolate, but with sound waves that you can't see or touch.
I would like to touch... |
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#1720 |
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Core Member [1050%]
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sex-chocolate-music very much. Or a man again, sounds about the same.
Chocolate melts... |
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#1721 |
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Core Member [710%]
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like the Wicked Witch of the West but only slower.
The Wicked Witch of the West... |
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#1722 |
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Core Member [1050%]
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is extremely memorable.
Glinda the Good... |
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#1723 |
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Core Member [710%]
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wasn't so good last night in my bed. False advertising.
False advertising... |
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#1724 |
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Member [37%]
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is pretty common. Buyer beware.
Chinese food in Manhattan... |
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#1725 |
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Core Member [710%]
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is something I've never eaten.
Don't listen to people who... |
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