Better Than Sex

Cooper · 12-29-2011, 09:54 PM

What is better than sex?

...is it that first sip of coffee in the morning? A perfectly cooked steak? Jumping out of an airplane? You tell me....what is better than sex?

**GenessorDios** · 12-29-2011, 09:59 PM

	Originally Posted by nowt the revisionist
	Something something being a bigot and getting away with it something something.

Some women say its not the size of your ot, but how you use it.

**Nostalgia** · 12-29-2011, 10:35 PM

the love making that comes right after the sex
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Cooper · 12-29-2011, 10:43 PM

*puts INTJ card into shredder*

**Nostalgia** · 12-29-2011, 10:56 PM

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Cooper · 12-29-2011, 11:00 PM

Most feral cats are brave....but I don't think they are better than sex.

**ppu6502** · 12-29-2011, 11:03 PM

Sex2 -- oh, what you haven't heard of Sex2 yet? It's pretty great.

**idoj** · 12-29-2011, 11:11 PM

Some: Music, Chocolate, and herbal remedies...

but all three can be improved upon with the addition of sex.

**TheManinBlack** · 12-29-2011, 11:12 PM

Having your College professor admit you're smarter than they are.

**ppu6502** · 12-29-2011, 11:14 PM

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	Having your College professor admit you're smarter than they are.

That's just a teacher who doesn't mind leveraging a student's ego to grant them the confidence to succeed. Brilliant, really.

**envirodude** · 12-29-2011, 11:26 PM

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Though, post-flow sex would be good, too.

**Thinker** · 12-30-2011, 01:57 AM

Whipped cream and chocolate sauce...and the right lady
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**Rachel45** · 12-30-2011, 02:19 AM

hmmm...better than sex? hmmm...still thinking....hmmmm, ah-hah! NOTHING...you are right Cooper, I am worse than a man, lol.

plus, Thinker is on to something...

**CrudeHypothesis** · 12-30-2011, 02:46 AM

Thinking to yourself "he has two options, and one of them leads to checkmate in 7 moves against any defense", and then he unwittingly takes that option.

**Carinthian** · 12-30-2011, 03:44 AM

Honestly, taking a much needed piss after a night out.

**SelfMadeBum** · 12-30-2011, 03:45 AM

After this morning, I can't think of a damned thing.

Cooper · 12-30-2011, 03:46 AM

*facepalm*

**CaelestisPeste** · 12-30-2011, 03:59 AM

I would assume it's holding something extremely gargantuan in for several hours and letting it out in one smooth anticipated motion -- you know what I'm talking about.

**wildbutwise** · 12-30-2011, 04:45 AM

better than sex ranks high for me I could say all night sex but thats too easy lol

for me sometimes is hiking to and climbing a rock formation on a peninsula near where I live when I get to the top I sit for a few minutes enjoy the view and have a couple of those nice cold beers I brought with me,followed by a nice fire and dinner then a nap before I climb down and hike out. If I have enough energy left maybe go look for a piece of ??? after for desert.

**mieu** · 12-30-2011, 04:50 AM

Gender!

Dancingqueen · 12-30-2011, 05:14 AM

Sorry I got nothing. Maybe more sex?

**LucidLegend1984** · 12-30-2011, 05:15 AM

The only thing better than sex is controlling your own dreams or a holodeck.

**GSOgymrat** · 12-30-2011, 06:16 AM

Apparently crack cocaine and heroin, since people will perform sex in order to obtain it.

**INTJcurious** · 12-30-2011, 06:35 AM

Nothin. Okay, maybe Sex at 3500 feet? Of course, if that's so it stands to reason that sex at 7500 feet would be exponentially better.

**Zethariel** · 12-30-2011, 06:53 AM

I'd second the dream control or holodeck.

12-29-2011, 09:54 PM	#1
Cooper Core Member [1340%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 53,604	What is better than sex? ...is it that first sip of coffee in the morning? A perfectly cooked steak? Jumping out of an airplane? You tell me....what is better than sex?
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Nostalgia Veteran Member [77%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,116	the love making that comes right after the sex To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. handing in his INTJ card
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12-29-2011, 11:00 PM	#6
Cooper Core Member [1340%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 53,604	Most feral cats are brave....but I don't think they are better than sex.
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12-29-2011, 11:03 PM	#7
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12-29-2011, 11:11 PM	#8
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envirodude Core Member [111%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 4,447	To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Though, post-flow sex would be good, too.
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12-30-2011, 01:57 AM	#12
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12-30-2011, 02:19 AM	#13
Rachel45 Core Member [136%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 5,478	hmmm...better than sex? hmmm...still thinking....hmmmm, ah-hah! NOTHING...you are right Cooper, I am worse than a man, lol. plus, Thinker is on to something...
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12-30-2011, 02:46 AM	#14
CrudeHypothesis Veteran Member [74%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 2,999	Thinking to yourself "he has two options, and one of them leads to checkmate in 7 moves against any defense", and then he unwittingly takes that option.
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12-30-2011, 03:44 AM	#15
Carinthian Member [02%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 94	Honestly, taking a much needed piss after a night out.
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SelfMadeBum Core Member [513%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 20,529	After this morning, I can't think of a damned thing.
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12-30-2011, 03:46 AM	#17
Cooper Core Member [1340%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 53,604	facepalm
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12-30-2011, 03:59 AM	#18
CaelestisPeste Core Member [143%] MBTI: INXP Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 5,735	I would assume it's holding something extremely gargantuan in for several hours and letting it out in one smooth anticipated motion -- you know what I'm talking about.
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12-30-2011, 04:45 AM	#19
wildbutwise Member [03%] MBTI: intj Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 138	better than sex ranks high for me I could say all night sex but thats too easy lol for me sometimes is hiking to and climbing a rock formation on a peninsula near where I live when I get to the top I sit for a few minutes enjoy the view and have a couple of those nice cold beers I brought with me,followed by a nice fire and dinner then a nap before I climb down and hike out. If I have enough energy left maybe go look for a piece of ??? after for desert.
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mieu Core Member [183%] $/)^3^(\$ MBTI: xNTx Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 7,344	Gender!
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12-30-2011, 05:14 AM	#21
Dancingqueen Core Member [126%] MBTI: iNTJ Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 5,068	Sorry I got nothing. Maybe more sex?
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12-30-2011, 05:15 AM	#22
LucidLegend1984 Banned MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 167	The only thing better than sex is controlling your own dreams or a holodeck.
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12-30-2011, 06:16 AM	#23
GSOgymrat Member [10%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 433	Apparently crack cocaine and heroin, since people will perform sex in order to obtain it.
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12-30-2011, 06:35 AM	#24
INTJcurious Member [02%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 94	Nothin. Okay, maybe Sex at 3500 feet? Of course, if that's so it stands to reason that sex at 7500 feet would be exponentially better.
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12-30-2011, 06:53 AM	#25
Zethariel Member [21%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 865	I'd second the dream control or holodeck.
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