Limericks

**rewhu** · 07-17-2008, 12:26 PM

Chalk this up to new member Aaron Burr

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**TheLastMohican** · 07-17-2008, 12:43 PM

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**rewhu** · 07-17-2008, 12:44 PM

*phew*

Anybody know how to delete a thread?

**TheLastMohican** · 07-17-2008, 12:49 PM

	Originally Posted by rewhu To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	phew Anybody know how to delete a thread?

I don't know if that's necessary; there were already two threads competing, so why not a third? Have at it!

**Fridays Child** · 07-17-2008, 01:21 PM

Here's mine, transplanted from Aaron Burr's intro thread. If it all goes pear-shaped I can blame either her or rewhu, so I'm feeling in sweet shape now.

There once was a female called Aaron,
Who spurned to be known as a Sharon;
She claimed, "I'm repelling"
I thought, "There's no telling
What females called Aaron can share on."

**Aaron Burr** · 07-18-2008, 07:18 AM

There was a young poet from Crewe
Whose limericks stopped at line two--

(That of course was a jest
So I thought 'twould be best
If I helped this thread continue).

**Fridays Child** · 07-18-2008, 07:38 AM

This thread was in need of a boost,
It nearly fell off of its roost:
It gave up the ghost
But you made a post,
Now I can get back to my Proust.

**Synamon** · 07-19-2008, 02:19 PM

Ok, not a limerick but a horrible e.e. cummings inspired poem about my name. LOL

Synamon
Syn I'm in,
I'm in Syn.
Are you in?
Syn I'm in!

**Fridays Child** · 07-19-2008, 02:42 PM

Sing me a sweet song of Synamon:
Her graciousness, surely a paragon.
Of all things quite rare
None can compare

...

To a chicken roasted with tarragon.

Damnit, Syn... that avatar made me think of food again!

**Synamon** · 07-19-2008, 03:16 PM

Just look at yours, that should cure you.
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Sorry in advance.

Fridays Child has slimy hair,
All shiny and fair.
Or is it a slug?
What a scary mug
Don't let her lure you back to her lair.
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Her avatar is not for the meek.
To INTJf she comes to seek,
a little self knowledge,
and to acknowledge,
that she, like the rest, is a freak.
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**Lupin** · 07-19-2008, 03:43 PM

Hickory dickory dock,
the mice ran up the clock,
the clock struck one,
and the other one escaped with minor injuries.

Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee (just love that one
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).

Sorry for the infantile humour folks... hey, it's late.

**Fridays Child** · 07-19-2008, 03:54 PM

My avatar's not for the weak
But I have a duty to speak:
It's Macaulay Culkin
From Planet Imskulkin
About to perform his next "EEEEK!"

**Aaron Burr** · 07-19-2008, 07:30 PM

Schrödinger’s mind was a hive
Buzzing with a new jive
So he declared
As people stared
The cat is dead and alive

Shamlessly stolen from the internet

So it was the first game in a month
To be tied in the top of the ninth.
The home team in purple,
the others in orange.
And each of them drinking a pint.

**emanon** · 07-19-2008, 09:50 PM

	Originally Posted by Fridays Child To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	My avatar's not for the weak But I have a duty to speak: It's Macaulay Culkin From Planet Imskulkin About to perform his next "EEEEK!"

Ha! I never saw your avatar in that light before.

I suppose if I'm posting, I should contribute a limerick, but I'm too tired to think so I'll offer a
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I wrote a couple of months ago instead:

highwires hosting
starlings queueing, fluttering.
gnats teeming, buzzing.
dusk nearing; winds inviting
to birdswarm at eventide.

**rewhu** · 07-21-2008, 11:37 AM

there once was a captain named Kirk
whose crewmates thought him a big jerk
he vowed to explore
like no man before
but had others do all the hard work

**TheLastMohican** · 07-21-2008, 12:32 PM

	Originally Posted by rewhu To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	there once was a captain named Kirk whose crewmates thought him a big jerk he vowed to explore like no man before but had others do all the hard work

There once was a captain so clever
He succeeded in every endeavor,
Except for the day
When he scurried away
From the frightening
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.

**Fridays Child** · 07-21-2008, 12:50 PM

Emotions are louder than sound
But this truth is one that I've found,
McCoy never said:
"It's worse, Jim - he's dead"
Though legends of this still abound.

**rewhu** · 07-21-2008, 01:10 PM

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	There once was a captain so clever He succeeded in every endeavor, Except for the day When he scurried away From the frightening To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. .

Ok, I've composed my reply by compiling responses to that video posted on youtube, so bare with me...

what is this sh*t?????
he dun broke his stick!
He don’t fight so well.
my brain is burning like hell...
So f*ckin dumb but I love it.

Ah Shatner, how do we love thee let us count the ways.

rewhu added to this post, 1 minutes and 24 seconds later...

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	Emotions are louder than sound But this truth is one that I've found, McCoy never said: "It's worse, Jim - he's dead" Though legends of this still abound.

I can't remember the episode name / number but I do remember hearing McCoy say "I'm a doctor Jim, not an elevator."

**Fridays Child** · 07-21-2008, 01:59 PM

	Originally Posted by rewhu To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	I can't remember the episode name / number but I do remember hearing McCoy say "I'm a doctor Jim, not an elevator."

You're going to love this: the episode was called... FRIDAY'S CHILD.

**rewhu** · 07-22-2008, 10:04 AM

WTF?? Are you kidding me? No effin way. I gotta see this myself to believe it. BRB

*furious google onslaught ensues*

rewhu added to this post, 8 minutes and 21 seconds later...

Two words:

Holy. Sh*t.

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"Look, I'm a doctor, not an escalator." (TOS: "Friday's Child")

Escalator / elevator, close enough to still be hilarious! I definitely remember a pregnant alien in that episode so the title makes sense. If memory serves McCoy said that line while trying to help the mommy-to-be up a small mountain.

**Fridays Child** · 07-22-2008, 10:06 AM

*Well-disguised but hugely geeky INTJ grin*

07-17-2008, 12:26 PM	#1
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07-17-2008, 01:21 PM	#5
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	Here's mine, transplanted from Aaron Burr's intro thread. If it all goes pear-shaped I can blame either her or rewhu, so I'm feeling in sweet shape now. There once was a female called Aaron, Who spurned to be known as a Sharon; She claimed, "I'm repelling" I thought, "There's no telling What females called Aaron can share on."
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07-18-2008, 07:18 AM	#6
Aaron Burr Member [06%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 273	There was a young poet from Crewe Whose limericks stopped at line two-- (That of course was a jest So I thought 'twould be best If I helped this thread continue).
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07-18-2008, 07:38 AM	#7
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	This thread was in need of a boost, It nearly fell off of its roost: It gave up the ghost But you made a post, Now I can get back to my Proust.
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07-19-2008, 02:19 PM	#8
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Ok, not a limerick but a horrible e.e. cummings inspired poem about my name. LOL Synamon Syn I'm in, I'm in Syn. Are you in? Syn I'm in!
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07-19-2008, 02:42 PM	#9
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	Sing me a sweet song of Synamon: Her graciousness, surely a paragon. Of all things quite rare None can compare ... To a chicken roasted with tarragon. Damnit, Syn... that avatar made me think of food again!
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07-19-2008, 03:16 PM	#10
Synamon Core Member [465%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 18,616	Just look at yours, that should cure you. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Sorry in advance. Fridays Child has slimy hair, All shiny and fair. Or is it a slug? What a scary mug Don't let her lure you back to her lair. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Her avatar is not for the meek. To INTJf she comes to seek, a little self knowledge, and to acknowledge, that she, like the rest, is a freak. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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Lupin Member [15%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 601	Hickory dickory dock, the mice ran up the clock, the clock struck one, and the other one escaped with minor injuries. Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee (just love that one To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. ). Sorry for the infantile humour folks... hey, it's late.
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07-19-2008, 03:54 PM	#12
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	My avatar's not for the weak But I have a duty to speak: It's Macaulay Culkin From Planet Imskulkin About to perform his next "EEEEK!"
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07-19-2008, 07:30 PM	#13
Aaron Burr Member [06%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 273	Schrödinger’s mind was a hive Buzzing with a new jive So he declared As people stared The cat is dead and alive Shamlessly stolen from the internet So it was the first game in a month To be tied in the top of the ninth. The home team in purple, the others in orange. And each of them drinking a pint.
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07-21-2008, 11:37 AM	#15
rewhu Veteran Member [55%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 2,220	there once was a captain named Kirk whose crewmates thought him a big jerk he vowed to explore like no man before but had others do all the hard work
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07-21-2008, 12:50 PM	#17
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	Emotions are louder than sound But this truth is one that I've found, McCoy never said: "It's worse, Jim - he's dead" Though legends of this still abound.
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07-22-2008, 10:04 AM	#20
rewhu Veteran Member [55%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 2,220	WTF?? Are you kidding me? No effin way. I gotta see this myself to believe it. BRB furious google onslaught ensues rewhu added to this post, 8 minutes and 21 seconds later... Two words: Holy. Sht. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.* To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. ... "Look, I'm a doctor, not an escalator." (TOS: "Friday's Child") Escalator / elevator, close enough to still be hilarious! I definitely remember a pregnant alien in that episode so the title makes sense. If memory serves McCoy said that line while trying to help the mommy-to-be up a small mountain.
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07-22-2008, 10:06 AM	#21
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	Well-disguised but hugely geeky INTJ grin
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