A Three Hour Cruise.... - Page 2

**Fridays Child** · 07-17-2008, 12:10 PM

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	I'd go on an all-expenses paid vacation to Spa-Francorchamps(sp?) for the Belgian Grand Prix, with front-row seats at Eau Rouge. If you know anything about Formula 1, and about Spa, then you know that Eau Rouge is one of the scariest, most daunting "corners" on the circuit. What I wouldn't give to be there to see that!

*C'est-ching!*

Ahh... Eau Rouge. Who can forget Jacque Villeneuve's immortal words in 1999: "My best-ever crash!" Brings a tear of pride, even now.

Management regrets the inability to guarantee fatalities. However, as some small compensation, we will throw in at no extra charge genuine Belgian Grand Prix grit in both eyes with every front row seat.

Enjoy!

**SmartOne** · 07-18-2008, 08:53 AM

Would it be possible for myself to be planted in someone's mind for a week? They of course would not know I was there. I am sure it would be a very good learning experience, I of course would pick the person. I have no intention of being planted within the mind of a normal person!!

**Fridays Child** · 07-18-2008, 09:27 AM

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	Would it be possible for myself to be planted in someone's mind for a week? They of course would not know I was there. I am sure it would be a very good learning experience, I of course would pick the person. I have no intention of being planted within the mind of a normal person!!

Ahh... you heard about our voyeur special. Word travels fast.

One note of caution: this is the ultimate in eco-tours and we follow a strict "leave no footprint" policy with our host minds. Also, the contract requires full disclosure to me upon completion. Well, of anything interesting. Purely for statistical analysis, you understand.

*Ca-ching!*

Enjoy your stay!

**SmartOne** · 07-18-2008, 10:31 AM

Interesting, I do get to choose from a list of subjects don't I? I could let you have a sd card full of all the details. I will of course expect a discount! As for the "footprint" for goodness sake woman I have no intention of trampling the poor things mind under my beautiful black knee high pvc boots with the small and delicate heel!

**Fridays Child** · 07-18-2008, 10:51 AM

Discounts are available on our Sybil Plan. We are happy to oblige the frequent flyer.

Oh. And when you're done with them, might I have my boots back?

**SmartOne** · 07-18-2008, 10:55 AM

No, these boots are now mine and I shall do with them what I please, pass the talc, they are a b*gger to get on! what small pins you must have.

**Fridays Child** · 07-18-2008, 11:06 AM

Sigh. Very well. I'll add it to your tab, under the "give 'em a inch and they'll take both feet" clause. But you're pushing your luck!

**SmartOne** · 07-18-2008, 11:07 AM

I still need the talc, for free mind (there is a pun there can you spot it!)

**Fridays Child** · 07-18-2008, 11:32 AM

Ack! A pun... and I'm missing it. Oh, the shame.

**SmartOne** · 07-18-2008, 11:36 AM

For free, mind. or free mind not shackled down by the worries of this mortal coil or dogma or ketchup or even bad gin!
Do not tell me that you still don't get it. I will cry.

**Fridays Child** · 07-18-2008, 11:50 AM

Hold the tears... I got it! You shall be sent to only the most liberal of minds. And this is a free holiday, so you're covered.

Wait... there's bad gin??

**SmartOne** · 07-18-2008, 01:32 PM

Yes, it is spanish!! and has very little botanicals in it. I of course enjoy Lords, being of noble birth and extreme tastes!!
Oh the best tonic comes in a glass bottle and is called... wait for it......

FEVERFEW!!

go out and treat yourself, you will never look back and you shall find beauty everywhere you look!!

**Fridays Child** · 07-18-2008, 02:23 PM

*Scribbling furiously*

Be right back. I could use some, um, beauty...

**SmartOne** · 07-18-2008, 02:42 PM

oooo, must mention the history of gin

Known as mothers ruin - reason. Victorian prostitutes used to binge to abort.

Original gin - comes from Holland. Has no botanicals and tastes like chicken (pun there, replace "chicken" with correct word.

British government became worried over people becoming horizontal. Slapped big tax on gin.

Nobody could afford the gin. Bad news.

Distillery's came up with a good idea, lets add some plant stuff and it is no longer gin. No tax sales back up. London dry gin born. Praise the enlightened one.

I do have a bottle of dutch gin. Had it for two years and only take a slug when desperate!!

History lesson over.

**Fridays Child** · 07-19-2008, 11:02 AM

What am I doing in.... Patagonia?!? Last thing I remember was a bottle of Hollands and something about mothers.

Time to open up the shop again. Who's going on a little trip today, I wonder?

**Elfrun** · 07-20-2008, 10:55 PM

Um... what happened in here?

Why do conversations between INTJs start out innocent enough then quickly descend into taking over someone else’s mind and booze *sigh*

*hides in the captains cabin humming Whiskey In the Jar*

**SmartOne** · 07-20-2008, 11:03 PM

Ah for the fun of it. Gin & Absinthe the best way to become inebriated (if required). And as for a little trip Miss FC, how dare you allow such evil substances to be used on your cruises!!

**Fridays Child** · 07-21-2008, 07:19 AM

I think my cruise was hijacked by wombats. But I feel strangely refreshed. I think I'll treat myself to a trip to an isolation chamber, just to complete the cure.

Meanwhile, where would you like to go for the trip of a lifetime? Step right up, and book it now!

(I know Miss Trinity is just too shy to ask, but she can't stay in that cabin forever!)

**SmartOne** · 07-21-2008, 07:29 AM

She is no doubt having a conversation with an inebriated wombat whilst tripping.
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**bladeserver** · 07-21-2008, 07:37 AM

It probably doesn't work under the three hour rule but how about a rather less slow boat to China. It can turn home whenever it wants - I'm just here for the waves, the wind and the tranquility.

**Fridays Child** · 07-21-2008, 08:19 AM

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	It probably doesn't work under the three hour rule but how about a rather less slow boat to China. It can turn home whenever it wants - I'm just here for the waves, the wind and the tranquility.

The wonderful thing about being self-employed is being able to set your own hours. And you're in luck! I've set mine to infinite.

What a lovely choice you've made here. And I have just the ship: recently returned from dry dock, The S.S. Albatross is in a class of its own. As you settle into a comfy lounger on your private balcony with a nice mug of beef tea by your side, and perhaps a few biscuits, some cheese and, well, chocolate never hurts, plus the promise of a double portion of cod and chips for dinner and....

Um.

As I said, what a lovely choice you've made here! Nothing but endless waves, clean salt air to blow the cobwebs away and strolls around the deck to work up an appetite. And you'll need it for our 24-hour buffet. Lobster, beef, ham, salads in improbable moulds and... and ... chocolate! Yes, tables groaning under the weight of sweet nothings, fantasies in shades of brown and cream, orgies of taste and sensation....

Um.

I'll just go book that for you now, shall I?

*discreet and slightly pink-faced ca-ching*

**bladeserver** · 07-21-2008, 10:45 AM

I'm really enjoying this and as long as you don't find out I'm destitute (shhh) this should be truly memorable.
One thing that worries me a little. I haven't seen a soul yet and the wheelroom was set on automatic. Please advise. Gulp.

Seagoing Blade

**Fridays Child** · 07-21-2008, 11:15 AM

Destitution is never an obstacle here at Fridays Tours. I have an in with Monopoly and the Peruvian government.

I've checked your contract and your request for a slow boat to China didn't specify staff, so I allowed for the INTJ "loner" default position. If this is error, please advise. Please note that in case of an emergency, suite 397 on the Lido Deck contains a troubled poetess. Break glass and apply liberally.

**spittingvenom** · 07-21-2008, 11:24 AM

it would be the company that matters. I would be someplace new (not hard to find) with perhaps some beautiful nature to look at and interesting critters to find.

Most importantly, I would be with my two best friends (and maybe a few other malcontents, imbeciles, weirdos) and a bottle of bourbon.

**Fridays Child** · 07-21-2008, 11:40 AM

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	it would be the company that matters. I would be someplace new (not hard to find) with perhaps some beautiful nature to look at and interesting critters to find. Most importantly, I would be with my two best friends (and maybe a few other malcontents, imbeciles, weirdos) and a bottle of bourbon.

Well, well... this is an interesting challenge. The Galapagos have already been spoken for but I can offer you a lovely resort on Kangaroo Island. The proximity to mainland Australia ensures a never-failing supply of malcontents, imbeciles and especially weirdos; so I believe this will answer all your needs.

I'll toss in a complimentary crate of Castlemaine XXXX so you can have boilermakers with your roos. They're delicious on the barbie: make mine medium rare!

*Ca-bloody-ching, mate!*

View Poll Results: What will you be humming as you plan your trip?
We're all going on a summer holiday...	4	5.41%
These boots were made for walkin'....	9	12.16%
Won't you let me take you on a sea cruise....	10	13.51%
Up, up and away....	10	13.51%
Ain't no mountain high enough...	22	29.73%
Nothing. I'm a tone-deaf grouch and I never leave home. Go away!	19	25.68%
Voters: 74. You may not vote on this poll

07-18-2008, 08:53 AM	#27
SmartOne Member [05%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 216	Would it be possible for myself to be planted in someone's mind for a week? They of course would not know I was there. I am sure it would be a very good learning experience, I of course would pick the person. I have no intention of being planted within the mind of a normal person!!
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07-18-2008, 10:31 AM	#29
SmartOne Member [05%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 216	Interesting, I do get to choose from a list of subjects don't I? I could let you have a sd card full of all the details. I will of course expect a discount! As for the "footprint" for goodness sake woman I have no intention of trampling the poor things mind under my beautiful black knee high pvc boots with the small and delicate heel!
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07-18-2008, 10:51 AM	#30
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	Discounts are available on our Sybil Plan. We are happy to oblige the frequent flyer. Oh. And when you're done with them, might I have my boots back?
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07-18-2008, 10:55 AM	#31
SmartOne Member [05%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 216	No, these boots are now mine and I shall do with them what I please, pass the talc, they are a b*gger to get on! what small pins you must have.
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07-18-2008, 11:06 AM	#32
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	Sigh. Very well. I'll add it to your tab, under the "give 'em a inch and they'll take both feet" clause. But you're pushing your luck!
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07-18-2008, 11:07 AM	#33
SmartOne Member [05%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 216	I still need the talc, for free mind (there is a pun there can you spot it!)
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07-18-2008, 11:32 AM	#34
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	Ack! A pun... and I'm missing it. Oh, the shame.
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07-18-2008, 11:36 AM	#35
SmartOne Member [05%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 216	For free, mind. or free mind not shackled down by the worries of this mortal coil or dogma or ketchup or even bad gin! Do not tell me that you still don't get it. I will cry.
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07-18-2008, 11:50 AM	#36
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	Hold the tears... I got it! You shall be sent to only the most liberal of minds. And this is a free holiday, so you're covered. Wait... there's bad gin??
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07-18-2008, 01:32 PM	#37
SmartOne Member [05%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 216	Yes, it is spanish!! and has very little botanicals in it. I of course enjoy Lords, being of noble birth and extreme tastes!! Oh the best tonic comes in a glass bottle and is called... wait for it...... FEVERFEW!! go out and treat yourself, you will never look back and you shall find beauty everywhere you look!!
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07-18-2008, 02:23 PM	#38
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	Scribbling furiously Be right back. I could use some, um, beauty...
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07-18-2008, 02:42 PM	#39
SmartOne Member [05%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 216	oooo, must mention the history of gin Known as mothers ruin - reason. Victorian prostitutes used to binge to abort. Original gin - comes from Holland. Has no botanicals and tastes like chicken (pun there, replace "chicken" with correct word. British government became worried over people becoming horizontal. Slapped big tax on gin. Nobody could afford the gin. Bad news. Distillery's came up with a good idea, lets add some plant stuff and it is no longer gin. No tax sales back up. London dry gin born. Praise the enlightened one. I do have a bottle of dutch gin. Had it for two years and only take a slug when desperate!! History lesson over.
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07-19-2008, 11:02 AM	#40
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	What am I doing in.... Patagonia?!? Last thing I remember was a bottle of Hollands and something about mothers. Time to open up the shop again. Who's going on a little trip today, I wonder?
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07-20-2008, 10:55 PM	#41
Elfrun Core Member [268%] MBTI: entp Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 10,720	Um... what happened in here? Why do conversations between INTJs start out innocent enough then quickly descend into taking over someone else’s mind and booze sigh hides in the captains cabin humming Whiskey In the Jar
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07-20-2008, 11:03 PM	#42
SmartOne Member [05%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 216	Ah for the fun of it. Gin & Absinthe the best way to become inebriated (if required). And as for a little trip Miss FC, how dare you allow such evil substances to be used on your cruises!!
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07-21-2008, 07:19 AM	#43
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	I think my cruise was hijacked by wombats. But I feel strangely refreshed. I think I'll treat myself to a trip to an isolation chamber, just to complete the cure. Meanwhile, where would you like to go for the trip of a lifetime? Step right up, and book it now! (I know Miss Trinity is just too shy to ask, but she can't stay in that cabin forever!)
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07-21-2008, 07:29 AM	#44
SmartOne Member [05%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 216	She is no doubt having a conversation with an inebriated wombat whilst tripping. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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07-21-2008, 07:37 AM	#45
bladeserver Veteran Member [60%] MBTI: intj Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,415	It probably doesn't work under the three hour rule but how about a rather less slow boat to China. It can turn home whenever it wants - I'm just here for the waves, the wind and the tranquility.
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07-21-2008, 10:45 AM	#47
bladeserver Veteran Member [60%] MBTI: intj Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,415	I'm really enjoying this and as long as you don't find out I'm destitute (shhh) this should be truly memorable. One thing that worries me a little. I haven't seen a soul yet and the wheelroom was set on automatic. Please advise. Gulp. Seagoing Blade
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07-21-2008, 11:15 AM	#48
Fridays Child Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 3,712	Destitution is never an obstacle here at Fridays Tours. I have an in with Monopoly and the Peruvian government. I've checked your contract and your request for a slow boat to China didn't specify staff, so I allowed for the INTJ "loner" default position. If this is error, please advise. Please note that in case of an emergency, suite 397 on the Lido Deck contains a troubled poetess. Break glass and apply liberally.
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07-21-2008, 11:24 AM	#49
spittingvenom New Member [01%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 76	it would be the company that matters. I would be someplace new (not hard to find) with perhaps some beautiful nature to look at and interesting critters to find. Most importantly, I would be with my two best friends (and maybe a few other malcontents, imbeciles, weirdos) and a bottle of bourbon.
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