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Old 05-03-2012, 03:35 PM   #551
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You really have to think hard to determine whether what you're about to say is offensive before you say it.

When you really have to think hard about whether or not it's worth your breath to tell the person in question.

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Old 05-03-2012, 05:07 PM   #552
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... when you start to wonder about the day-to-day practical applications of taking on a solipsistic philosophical standpoint as it's the only one based on seemingly indisputable FACT...
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Old 05-03-2012, 06:16 PM   #553
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when your teacher decides to read a psychology article to your class and you're the only one cheering in excitement while everyone else whines. everyone whispers their own conversations while you exclaim ooo's, ah's, and oh's as your eyes frequently light up with fascination.
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Old 05-03-2012, 09:12 PM   #554
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*when you begin strategizing before you really need to
*When plans A, B, and C ALL look good and your brain begins to melt down
*when you are awake at some terribly odd hours because life is so exciting you just cannot sleep.
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Old 05-04-2012, 01:03 PM   #555
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When everything you say that sounds realistic is entirely facetious and everything you say that sounds entirely facetious is actually serious.
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Old 05-04-2012, 05:21 PM   #556
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When you wake up from a terrible nightmare, and once you catch your breath you think, that was pretty cool.
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Old 05-04-2012, 07:07 PM   #557
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When everything you say that sounds realistic is entirely facetious and everything you say that sounds entirely facetious is actually serious.



Fuckin' 'A' right...

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Old 05-04-2012, 07:48 PM   #558
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...when you're always 20 steps ahead of the game and can organize, plan, and adjust in a split second were the variables to change as you go...which they normally do.
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Old 05-04-2012, 11:25 PM   #559
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When you try to say one thing, then end up sounding like a sarcastic dick. Which you honestly were intending on sounding like anyways.
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Old 05-05-2012, 01:04 AM   #560
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*when you resist studying for finals because you arrogantly think, "I got this, no problem"
*when you calculate how much time you can get away with between studying and being with your friends.
*when after months of feeling pretty much okay about spending lots of time alone (studying), you feel mighty rebellious and just want to loaf around at your favorite coffee house.
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Old 05-05-2012, 12:27 PM   #561
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*when you calculate how much time you can get away with between studying and being with your friends.

When you choose to continue studying anyhow, because even after you've calculated two hours to spare, it's not enough to account for anomalous time consumption, which there always is.

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Old 05-05-2012, 07:40 PM   #562
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Whenever you're doing something and someone starts walking around you, you close everything until everyone's gone, even if you're not doing anything bad.
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Old 05-06-2012, 08:31 AM   #563
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When you have to remain quiet and measured in your participation in group discussions so as not to come off as a "know-it-all" or some kind of savant
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Old 05-06-2012, 05:37 PM   #564
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when you smile or laugh at random for no apparent reason; probably one of the voices in your head just made a good joke.
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Old 05-06-2012, 06:02 PM   #565
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Old 05-06-2012, 07:31 PM   #566
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When you regret losing at something 10+ years later.
When you can't find the firing solution to be social.
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Old 05-06-2012, 09:06 PM   #567
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when you still feel embarrassed about something silly that you said or did that you know no one remembers even if it happened like 6 years ago.
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Old 05-06-2012, 10:40 PM   #568
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*when you have a near anxiety attack because of all the options in your life
*when you know were made to see the big picture...and the future looks sooo bright and the picture is SO FUCKING BIG.
*when you feel grateful most days to be an INTJ...precisely because of my totally awesome strategic prowess...muuuhhaaaa!!!
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Old 05-06-2012, 11:45 PM   #569
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*when you feel grateful most days to be an INTJ...precisely because of my totally awesome strategic prowess...muuuhhaaaa!!!

or because of the sheer amount of emotional bullshit you have to wade through in your personal life. (ie family, school, work)

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Old 05-07-2012, 12:35 AM   #570
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The word you use most and everyone knows you use most is a "frustrated sigh"
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Old 05-07-2012, 01:43 AM   #571
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When at work, you are quiet most of the time... but during lunch, chatting with a 55 year old colleague about tai chi, the benefits of it, how it strengthen your tendon. you then start to research about tendon on wikipedia on your phone and share this knowledge with that man. Hurray, you have learned something today.

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when you try to smile in a train ride because you are conscious about your death stare; later to know you look like a guy with pervert stare through the reflection of yourself from the train ride.
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Old 05-07-2012, 08:39 AM   #572
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When you are thoroughly convinced that your mind is so powerful you can perform telekinesis and declare such to people who annoy you.
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Old 05-07-2012, 08:42 AM   #573
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When you wear sunglasses to protect others.
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Old 05-07-2012, 08:55 AM   #574
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*when you know were made to see the big picture...and the future looks sooo bright and the picture is SO FUCKING BIG.

When you realize why the future looks so bright; it's still blank after a certain point, and you're running out of moody blues called family and friends, or other similar social baggage.

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The word you use most and everyone knows you use most is a "frustrated sigh"

When you cut your answer short at the first syllable to someone's question, because they thought it was a reasonable follow-up question, you see it as stupidly-liking-the-sound-of-their-own-voice and can't be bothered to perpetuate such inanity, and can't even be bothered to explain yourself.

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Old 05-07-2012, 11:24 AM   #575
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.......when you make a deal with your friend for a "get out of jail free card" after he convinces you to go to a party
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