[Rachel45]

When you are feeling sick and begin researching:

Allergies can make you feel like hell
Swine flu sometimes doesn't present with a fever

Oh, and your son and your doctor tell you the SAME THING: stay off of WebMD!

*you don't listen

[sed0007]

When, regardless of your attire, patrons at your place of employment ask: "Are you the manager?"

[Mindfreak]

Someone says you think too much.
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[Arguendo]

I think about thinking until it makes me motion sick.

[Rachel45]

You know you are an INTJ when you look at the poster above you and think: Metacognition (thinking about thinking).

Send help..cannot stop researching..I am a big fucking nerd..I confess..

[sed0007]

When you can accurately predict plot twists in a film or television show by the manner of editing.

[VF1J]

You know you're an INTJ when your idea of a party is an evening spent socialising on a server of your favourite Star Wars game.

[sed0007]

When you have both a smartphone and a dualcore processor on your desktop w/ 2 gigs of memory and have NEVER 'gamed'.

[KelvinDjangoTeo]

when you actually missed being alone, or being sad.

[Rachel45]

When a family member invades your space ( lair, etc), and your first response is, "What the fuck are you doing?"
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[sed0007]

When you know exactly how much further you can drive after the "low fuel" light comes on.

[flower]

when you go into intjf because all the extroverts in your life don't get you and want proof that not all the world is like that.

[X51]

- When you are asked a question concerning an abstruse mathematical paper you never read, yet you just take one glance at it and can explain all of it to others.

- When your friends call you a live GPS, dictionary, ..... , .....

- When a girl asks you to spend the night with her, you have no clue what it means. You are in her bedroom and are completely engrossed in a book while she stands looking cute waiting for you to say something. Then months later you realize she really liked you and you had a shot (way more than a shot) at her.

- When you can tell who your friends are talking to on phone and what they are talking about just by listening to a few words.

- When you can remember the numbers on license plates of cars just by looking at them once.

- When you speak, it is rare to find anyone that understands. The ones that do never stick around because they are as uncomfortable with interpersonal interaction as you.

- When you are calculating angles of impact with other objects as you drive, estimating the probability of an accident. Then you calculate what it might cost in damages to life and property if such an accident occurred. Then you are surprised when you realize you were still driving perfectly (as if by virtue of having a second brain), while the other brain was feeding you all sorts of numbers and indicators about your driving and the possible accident scenarios.

- When you try to calculate every night how long you might have to live and feel very sad because the answer is not necessarily a small number.

[Arguendo]

You hug your dog when you get home from work.

[Numbers]

	Originally Posted by Equinox To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	... ...When you're bored in class you figure out exactly how you'd escape the school if armed soldiers started jumping through the windows in your building.

sitting in class on 9/11...kept hearing a helicopter outside. Strategies were definitely made.


...when someone tells you their personal problems and you coldly proceed to tell them all the bad choices that has led them to this point and explain that the only way things will get better is if they...

[nowt]

You'll sit thru a movie you've started, no matter how bad it is, just in case there's a decent scene -and- so you won't ever have to watch it again if you were to later chance upon a scene you'd've otherwise missed, and still somehow fuck up the name of the movie when talking about it later--

Lincoln Lawyer; Cadillac Lawyer-- It's a fucking car, OK.

[KelvinDjangoTeo]

You get very annoyed when your family members doesn't pay attention to the movie you have introduced them.

[sed0007]

when you can't resist the urge to click on "archive" in a photography blog even though it drains memory and slows you down....

[epox]

When after you have a more personal conversation with people who are not up to par,you will most likely regret it sooner or later,even if there aren`t any "bad" consequences.

[sed0007]

	Originally Posted by epox To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	When after you have a more personal conversation with people who are not up to par,you will most likely regret it sooner or later,even if there aren`t any "bad" consequences.

Brutal, but true.

[maddhatter]

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	... a close loved one dies, and your first thought is, "lucky bastard."

Well, not necessary a close 'loved' one but... yes, that's what I thought when I heard the news.

You know you're an INTJ when
- you hope someone will just quickly finish what they want to say so that you can go back to your own world

- you WANT to eat lunch alone because there are a lot of things that can be done rather than sitting down chatting.

[Rachel45]

When you are the first student to pick up commencement tickets for your upcoming graduation...everyone in registrar's office commends you and you feel super-bad-ass.

When the thought of accepting an academic award (this Saturday) causes an excessive amount of pride, anxiety, happiness, a flood of memories (none of which concern school), but contain a certain amount of I-want-to-stick-it-to-my-evil-sister. (She once claimed I was a "loser"...take that bitch!). That is all.

[Solitielor]

When you and your boss doesn't really mix in the same pitcher.

[Social Torture]

When you enter somebody else's house, on a hot and humid summer day, and they have to turn the furnace on.

When you can relate to the following statements:

"What? You want me to socialize? Can't I just take a bullet for the group instead?

"I'd take a bullet for the group, without hesitation... Socializing with the group? That's asking quite a lot.

[HarleyQuinn]

You know you're an INTJ when...

- You've memorized a number pattern specifically. Then, upon repeating it to a coworker for necessity, are told that the way you've memorized/recited it back to them is different from everybody else (for me it was numbering in pairs vs. everyone else's threes)