"Discredit the ridiculous postulation" game [##########]

**CrudeHypothesis** · 09-11-2011, 07:33 PM

You point out why the idea won't work, and why it's clearly stupid, and then you suggest your "better" ideas with your own ridiculous postulations. The aim is to make the ideas as logically inconsistent as possible while still simultaneously seeming like they could work.

I'll start:

Clearly the first step in the most rational strategy for cats to take over the world is to infiltrate NASA, Hijack the space rockets, and send them to the moon to push it closer, so that they'll have infinite cheese to feed their mice army.

**venuspop** · 09-11-2011, 09:04 PM

That's ridiculous. The dogs build better space rockets. Think about it. All the rocket scientists are dogs and cats are only good for menial labor like lifting the rockets and pushing it into space.

(Did I get this right?)

**CrudeHypothesis** · 09-11-2011, 09:12 PM

In what universe aren't cats worse at menial labor than dogs? Besides, cats can cat-apult the rockets into space faster than the dogs can lift them. And how are the dogs supposed to strike fear into the army of mice to get them to conduct the second holocaust?

**venuspop** · 09-11-2011, 09:29 PM

How does those mice enter the equation? Puny little things aren't worth the cheese they chew on. If you think that your army of mice is capable of a holocaust, then your mission has failed before it started. In the last Rat Race, the mice were the first to leave the sinking ship or weren't you briefed at all?

I say, call in the cows.

**CrudeHypothesis** · 09-11-2011, 09:36 PM

That's stupid. The mice didn't partake in the rat race... they were too busy with the Tour de France. And in what universe is it more logical to bring in the cows to produce milk to make cheese to feed the Rats so that they can conduct the holocaust when you can use catapult russian lica dog rockets into space to push the moon closer to earth for the mice to eat? Also, the dogs and the cats cant really control the rats, your logic is flawed!

**CrazedAngel** · 09-12-2011, 11:10 AM

Both of your arguments are moot. What you are failing to see is that it does not matter which pushes the moon closer, the dogs or the cats. Besides the extra cheese for the mice produced as a result the polar ice caps will melt under the pressure of the moon and the reign of the penguins will begin.

HAIL YOUR SOON TO BE MASTERS!

**venuspop** · 09-13-2011, 06:02 AM

We will be ruled by bird-brained masters? A preposterous idea, to say the least. Your folly is built on the fallacy that cheese had any bearing on the ice caps or the mice. Years of gorging themselves silly with cheese had invariably created MCI, (Mice Cheese Intolerance) a condition which is fatal if left untreated. The army of mice is decimated.

Your only hope is the cow.

**Bluesea** · 09-13-2011, 06:30 AM

All of these are ridiculous! We'd have too many union issues with the cats as they just want to please themselves and the dogs need too much constant direction and one to one support. The mice and rats ... who can trust them really ... hunger or boredom will drive them to chew through anything including the wiring in the space crafts ... the penguins would be ok if we were heading for Pluto but they are too slow out of water and too high in herd mentality unless we could get 'happy feet' to lead them. The spacecraft would need to be too big for the cows and their IQ is questionable for governance.

The chimps are the better choice, they have the
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**themuzicman** · 09-13-2011, 06:41 AM

That's ridiculous. Everyone knows that chimps just jump around all day and don't get anything done.

If you want to get something done, you hire elephants. They never forget, and don't let anything stand in their way when they do something.

**CrudeHypothesis** · 09-13-2011, 06:42 AM

I object! The moon would melt as it enters the atmosphere, and become a ball of molten cheese. When it strikes the earth it will not melt the polar icecaps, that's absurd! It will splatter and cool down into a giant pizza thing. The pizza will shield the earth from the suns UV rays and mend the ozone layer. the penguins will not rule, and there is no use for cows. There will be no pandemic of MCI. Chimps? Don't make me laugh. The only problem is if the pizza encapsulated the earth and suffocates it, but that's why we have the mice as backup.

09-11-2011, 07:33 PM	#1
CrudeHypothesis Veteran Member [74%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 2,999	You point out why the idea won't work, and why it's clearly stupid, and then you suggest your "better" ideas with your own ridiculous postulations. The aim is to make the ideas as logically inconsistent as possible while still simultaneously seeming like they could work. I'll start: Clearly the first step in the most rational strategy for cats to take over the world is to infiltrate NASA, Hijack the space rockets, and send them to the moon to push it closer, so that they'll have infinite cheese to feed their mice army.
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09-11-2011, 09:04 PM	#2
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	That's ridiculous. The dogs build better space rockets. Think about it. All the rocket scientists are dogs and cats are only good for menial labor like lifting the rockets and pushing it into space. (Did I get this right?)
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09-11-2011, 09:12 PM	#3
CrudeHypothesis Veteran Member [74%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 2,999	In what universe aren't cats worse at menial labor than dogs? Besides, cats can cat-apult the rockets into space faster than the dogs can lift them. And how are the dogs supposed to strike fear into the army of mice to get them to conduct the second holocaust?
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09-11-2011, 09:29 PM	#4
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	How does those mice enter the equation? Puny little things aren't worth the cheese they chew on. If you think that your army of mice is capable of a holocaust, then your mission has failed before it started. In the last Rat Race, the mice were the first to leave the sinking ship or weren't you briefed at all? I say, call in the cows.
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09-11-2011, 09:36 PM	#5
CrudeHypothesis Veteran Member [74%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 2,999	That's stupid. The mice didn't partake in the rat race... they were too busy with the Tour de France. And in what universe is it more logical to bring in the cows to produce milk to make cheese to feed the Rats so that they can conduct the holocaust when you can use catapult russian lica dog rockets into space to push the moon closer to earth for the mice to eat? Also, the dogs and the cats cant really control the rats, your logic is flawed!
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09-12-2011, 11:10 AM	#6
CrazedAngel New Member [01%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 30	Both of your arguments are moot. What you are failing to see is that it does not matter which pushes the moon closer, the dogs or the cats. Besides the extra cheese for the mice produced as a result the polar ice caps will melt under the pressure of the moon and the reign of the penguins will begin. HAIL YOUR SOON TO BE MASTERS!
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09-13-2011, 06:02 AM	#7
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	We will be ruled by bird-brained masters? A preposterous idea, to say the least. Your folly is built on the fallacy that cheese had any bearing on the ice caps or the mice. Years of gorging themselves silly with cheese had invariably created MCI, (Mice Cheese Intolerance) a condition which is fatal if left untreated. The army of mice is decimated. Your only hope is the cow.
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09-13-2011, 06:30 AM	#8
Bluesea Veteran Member [56%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 2,246	All of these are ridiculous! We'd have too many union issues with the cats as they just want to please themselves and the dogs need too much constant direction and one to one support. The mice and rats ... who can trust them really ... hunger or boredom will drive them to chew through anything including the wiring in the space crafts ... the penguins would be ok if we were heading for Pluto but they are too slow out of water and too high in herd mentality unless we could get 'happy feet' to lead them. The spacecraft would need to be too big for the cows and their IQ is questionable for governance. The chimps are the better choice, they have the To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. after all, work well with human trainers, and can entertain us, and the aliens they come across, well with their piano playing and comedic antics, and are quite good hosts when stocked well with To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. . They have also proven they can take over a planet and rule it successfully. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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09-13-2011, 06:41 AM	#9
themuzicman Core Member [284%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 11,364	That's ridiculous. Everyone knows that chimps just jump around all day and don't get anything done. If you want to get something done, you hire elephants. They never forget, and don't let anything stand in their way when they do something.
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09-13-2011, 06:42 AM	#10
CrudeHypothesis Veteran Member [74%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 2,999	I object! The moon would melt as it enters the atmosphere, and become a ball of molten cheese. When it strikes the earth it will not melt the polar icecaps, that's absurd! It will splatter and cool down into a giant pizza thing. The pizza will shield the earth from the suns UV rays and mend the ozone layer. the penguins will not rule, and there is no use for cows. There will be no pandemic of MCI. Chimps? Don't make me laugh. The only problem is if the pizza encapsulated the earth and suffocates it, but that's why we have the mice as backup.
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