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#226 |
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What was that about mister Barret's dad?
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#227 |
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Missed the ferret's death? Name-calling, are we?
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#228 |
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You're right, we're nay calling. I don't even have your phone number!
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#229 |
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Calling me a fright for jay-walking, are you? Of course you don't even know my mother. How could you?
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#230 |
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I dunno, maybe Hugh and your mother met up prior to our conversation. And keep an eye on him by the way, he's obviously a necromancer with golf ball fetishes.
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#231 |
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Core Member [261%]
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Your balls are made of feta?!
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#232 |
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Yes please. Thank you for the bowl of feta.
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#233 |
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Core Member [341%]
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I also often enjoy bowling.
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#234 |
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Core Member [261%]
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I enjoy blowing as well; candles, leaves, dandelions...
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#235 |
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Core Member [118%]
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Oh, that's interesting. So you believe that you are a well and you blow everything around you, correct?
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#236 |
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Veteran Member [65%]
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No, there's not very much wind down in the well.
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#237 |
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Core Member [261%]
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"Wind Down the Well", isn't that a Beatles song? (I love that song!)
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#238 |
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Core Member [118%]
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Beat-less?
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#239 |
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Boat - less. Yes my boat sank, my ship sailed and my dog dies.
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#240 |
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Veteran Member [63%]
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You have dog dices? That's awesome, what do they look like?
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#241 |
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Core Member [605%]
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Dog lice look a lot like people lice, but the shampoo works well.
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#242 |
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What is a shampoo well, and what does it have to do with people licking lice?
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#243 |
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Core Member [605%]
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The Shamoo well is where they keep the whale when they're cleaning the lice out of his enclosure.
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#244 |
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Member [10%]
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Why did he have rice in his brochure?
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#245 |
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Core Member [605%]
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Yes it was a very nice brochure
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#246 |
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It wasn't a nice bro, and don't call me Shir. I have a full name. It's Shirley.
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#247 |
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Why do you have a foul gnome?
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#248 |
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No such thing. While often hunted with birdshot, gnomes are actually little people.
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#249 |
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Tombs with little bloodshot eyed people? Where?
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#250 |
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Tums which riddle broodmare, ayed Pippi? When?
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