Odd things you could teach innocent children (<--power abuse? who me?)

**Winklepicker** · 08-13-2011, 08:45 AM

"Yes, that's right, good job, Billie, the nice way to meet somebody new is to bite their nose."

**Zionoxis** · 08-13-2011, 09:38 AM

"Jill, when meeting someone new, it is always in common courtesy to correct their grammar and possibly even their diction if it sounds unintelligent."

**Sprelious** · 08-13-2011, 09:47 AM

Yes the moon is made of cheese. Velveeta just put a bid in on it.

**plotthickens** · 08-13-2011, 10:14 AM

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**ProfessorMurder** · 08-13-2011, 11:20 AM

	Originally Posted by Zionoxis To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	"Jill, when meeting someone new, it is always in common courtesy to correct their grammar and possibly even their diction if it sounds unintelligent."

Wait... You're not supposed to do that?

Coralaisly · 08-13-2011, 11:48 AM

"doesn't she look pretty in that skirt? You know, 'prostitute' is a big word for 'really pretty princess'... why don't you go tell her how pretty a princess she looks like?"

**Monte314** · 08-13-2011, 03:54 PM

You could try to teach them that they are "innocent"... but they already know that's not true.

**g20** · 08-13-2011, 04:26 PM

my favorite is teaching them that there is a monster that lives in the sewer and it likes to come up the toilet and grab little kids by the butt and pull them under never to be seen again. and there is one that lives under the bed but it only comes out if you are asleep...............my brothers wife hates me, my sister isn't amused either.

**TylerRDA** · 08-13-2011, 04:38 PM

Simultaneously tell them to not lie, but also tell them to never say anything mean.

But I guess that's already a common practice

**xavier3961** · 08-13-2011, 04:59 PM

To kick old people in the shins.

**MortalWombat** · 08-13-2011, 05:07 PM

I love this thread.

**Tocsin** · 08-13-2011, 05:11 PM

That there are two magical-all-seeing-old-white-guys... they both have beards... and they are both watching you; night and day; everyday; to see if what you are doing is good or bad.

One lives at the North Pole: the other lives somewhere up in the sky, but it isn't the sky you see, it's what we call "the heavens."

If the guy at the North Pole sees you doing bad things, he won't bring you any presents on christmas morning.

If the guy in the sky sees you doing bad things - or if you don't believe in him - after you die, he sends you to a really nasty place where you suffer and are in pain - forever!

What could be odder than that?

**Sprelious** · 08-14-2011, 07:23 AM

Originally Posted by Tocsin
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That there are two magical-all-seeing-old-white-guys... they both have beards... and they are both watching you; night and day; everyday; to see if what you are doing is good or bad.

One lives at the North Pole: the other lives somewhere up in the sky, but it isn't the sky you see, it's what we call "the heavens."

If the guy at the North Pole sees you doing bad things, he won't bring you any presents on christmas morning.

If the guy in the sky sees you doing bad things - or if you don't believe in him - after you die, he sends you to a really nasty place where you suffer and are in pain - forever!

What could be odder than that?

Well put.

**judymrad** · 08-14-2011, 11:31 AM

i had my child believing for awhile that moms actually did have eyes in the backs of their heads so they always knew what their kids were up to.

08-13-2011, 08:45 AM	#1
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08-13-2011, 09:38 AM	#2
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08-13-2011, 09:47 AM	#3
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08-13-2011, 10:14 AM	#4
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08-13-2011, 11:48 AM	#6
Coralaisly Veteran Member [80%] MBTI: XXXX Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 3,205	"doesn't she look pretty in that skirt? You know, 'prostitute' is a big word for 'really pretty princess'... why don't you go tell her how pretty a princess she looks like?"
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08-13-2011, 03:54 PM	#7
Monte314 Core Member [412%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 16,502	You could try to teach them that they are "innocent"... but they already know that's not true.
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08-13-2011, 04:26 PM	#8
g20 Member [11%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 447	my favorite is teaching them that there is a monster that lives in the sewer and it likes to come up the toilet and grab little kids by the butt and pull them under never to be seen again. and there is one that lives under the bed but it only comes out if you are asleep...............my brothers wife hates me, my sister isn't amused either.
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08-13-2011, 04:38 PM	#9
TylerRDA Member [16%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 664	Simultaneously tell them to not lie, but also tell them to never say anything mean. But I guess that's already a common practice
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08-13-2011, 04:59 PM	#10
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08-13-2011, 05:07 PM	#11
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08-13-2011, 05:11 PM	#12
Tocsin Core Member [126%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 5,075	That there are two magical-all-seeing-old-white-guys... they both have beards... and they are both watching you; night and day; everyday; to see if what you are doing is good or bad. One lives at the North Pole: the other lives somewhere up in the sky, but it isn't the sky you see, it's what we call "the heavens." If the guy at the North Pole sees you doing bad things, he won't bring you any presents on christmas morning. If the guy in the sky sees you doing bad things - or if you don't believe in him - after you die, he sends you to a really nasty place where you suffer and are in pain - forever! What could be odder than that?
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08-14-2011, 11:31 AM	#14
judymrad Member [02%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 81	i had my child believing for awhile that moms actually did have eyes in the backs of their heads so they always knew what their kids were up to.
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