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**sommers71** · 05-23-2012, 06:05 PM

Methlete

**Frosted** · 05-23-2012, 06:07 PM

I think masturbation may serve as an alcohol substitute.

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Just remember, I had no choice.

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**plotthickens** · 05-23-2012, 07:26 PM

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	Ranks of the restricted grow i see. Step 2: complete. I get out of the timeout corner tomorrow so its my turn to vm and pm when peeps cant respond. Muahahahaha.

Fuck man you're a genius when you're drunk. I just try to figure out how to A) get horny B) get laid. It's tough when a dog is staring at you, all worried that you're being hurted cuz you're making those FUNNY NOISES OH NOES AUNTIE PLOT ARE YOU OKAY????

Dammit dog get off the bed ahhhhhh dog kisses kill a good horn-on, fuck.

**Frosted** · 05-23-2012, 07:54 PM

2 down, 10 to go. Lets see if the quality of my posts changes over the next few hours.

*Frosted feels the sword of moderation graze the nape of his neck*

**lifesight** · 05-24-2012, 02:21 PM

i get super giggly when drunk

**MechanicalSun** · 05-24-2012, 03:45 PM

I feel like my tongue is getting longer, too much wine!!! Hell YEAH!!

**Malkavia** · 05-24-2012, 06:49 PM

Secret of nihm bitches

**OwenF** · 05-24-2012, 09:01 PM

I used to really like Mrs. Frisby. Or Brisby.

Both.

Peter Strauss, though? Reminded me too much of the Masada miniseries.

Masada! Peter O'Toole's parents were either (a) non-punsters or (b) sadists.

Same thing, really.

**Malkavia** · 05-24-2012, 09:24 PM

Brisby.

The great owl though!!!!!

**John01** · 05-25-2012, 08:47 PM

Three whiskey and cokes and I'm enjoying this video:

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**MacGuffin** · 05-25-2012, 10:38 PM

Caol Ila.

On the rocks.

**stoopidkitty** · 05-26-2012, 12:00 AM

Right now I'm definitely legally drunk, yet not at all drunk. That means it's time to drink some more...

**Anemoi** · 05-26-2012, 09:48 PM

Again, I dont like this.
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I want to avoid the drunkie tomorrow. Puhleease.

**deconspire** · 05-27-2012, 04:18 PM

Cheers to having tomorrow off.

**HeavyRain** · 05-28-2012, 12:45 AM

No one at this party believes that I am drunk. Why would I claim to be drunk if I am not?

**Frosted** · 05-28-2012, 12:55 AM

Frawstid drunk.

**deconspire** · 05-28-2012, 05:29 PM

22.5 mg of Lorcet, almost a 6 pack emptied, and mah back is STILL fuckin killin me.

but at least I'm on the right side of fucked up

**Chameleon** · 05-28-2012, 06:33 PM

In the sake of my name you probably can not see me in front of the Bud light case right now...lets hope my wife can't either.

**Frosted** · 05-29-2012, 04:01 PM

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makes me wanna drink. Undecided at this moment.

**vermeer** · 05-29-2012, 04:19 PM

	Originally Posted by Frosted To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. makes me wanna drink. Undecided at this moment.

That'd force me to drink as well...
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maybe not for the same reason.

I never want to hear any of my colleagues say "Work hard, party hard" ever again. For some reason it makes me want to punch them in the face.

**sommers71** · 05-30-2012, 04:27 PM

I seem to have the problem of working hard when I party hard, and partying hard when I work hard. Shit just sucks.

**koakuma** · 05-31-2012, 03:46 PM

I hate it!

They are all class-h*rny drunk b*ches! I got stepped on twice by two aliens in high heels! People are drunk and start to push other people around. It's so stupid! THEY ARE SO STUPID WHEN THEY ARE DRUNK! And they are supposed to be as educated as me. Pfft!

I don't see the point!

I've had some drinks tonight, and even if I have poison in my body, I don't get it! I can't snap out of thinking that drinking is pointless. It's impossible for me to be wild and crazy by alcohol. Cola works as "good" - but sugar high. I can dance and be "crazy" without alcohol since I just don't give a d*mn about what people think about a silly dance-move.

I was suppose to "let loose" since it's my graduation day... be "fun and jolly" on demand. You wish!

Now I'm gonna make soup and watch tv, aaaaaaaaaaaaall alone, as the freaking introvert I am!

...

**thehammer** · 06-01-2012, 12:45 AM

Drunk as shit. Thunder Up, bitches.

**Subtle** · 06-01-2012, 10:52 AM

Two glasses of whiskey. Not very drunk. Yet.

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Four glasses. I'm getting there.

**ppu6502** · 06-01-2012, 12:14 PM

5km down, 5km to go. It's almost whiskey time. weeee hooooo

05-23-2012, 06:05 PM	#5376
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05-23-2012, 06:07 PM	#5377
Frosted Banned MBTI: INTj Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,200	I think masturbation may serve as an alcohol substitute. ---------- Post added 05-23-2012 at 09:56 PM ---------- Just remember, I had no choice. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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05-23-2012, 07:54 PM	#5379
Frosted Banned MBTI: INTj Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,200	2 down, 10 to go. Lets see if the quality of my posts changes over the next few hours. Frosted feels the sword of moderation graze the nape of his neck
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05-24-2012, 02:21 PM	#5380
lifesight Core Member [312%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 12,516	i get super giggly when drunk
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05-24-2012, 03:45 PM	#5381
MechanicalSun Member [35%] MBTI: iNTJ Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,422	I feel like my tongue is getting longer, too much wine!!! Hell YEAH!!
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05-24-2012, 06:49 PM	#5382
Malkavia Core Member [235%] MBTI: ENXP Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 9,427	Secret of nihm bitches
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05-24-2012, 09:01 PM	#5383
OwenF Core Member [151%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 6,062	I used to really like Mrs. Frisby. Or Brisby. Both. Peter Strauss, though? Reminded me too much of the Masada miniseries. Masada! Peter O'Toole's parents were either (a) non-punsters or (b) sadists. Same thing, really.
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05-24-2012, 09:24 PM	#5384
Malkavia Core Member [235%] MBTI: ENXP Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 9,427	Brisby. The great owl though!!!!!
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05-25-2012, 08:47 PM	#5385
John01 Core Member [112%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 4,517	Three whiskey and cokes and I'm enjoying this video: To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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05-25-2012, 10:38 PM	#5386
MacGuffin Member [41%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,667	Caol Ila. On the rocks.
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05-26-2012, 12:00 AM	#5387
stoopidkitty Member [08%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 331	Right now I'm definitely legally drunk, yet not at all drunk. That means it's time to drink some more...
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05-26-2012, 09:48 PM	#5388
Anemoi Core Member [329%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 13,172	Again, I dont like this. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I want to avoid the drunkie tomorrow. Puhleease.
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05-27-2012, 04:18 PM	#5389
deconspire Core Member [187%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 7,489	Cheers to having tomorrow off.
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05-28-2012, 12:45 AM	#5390
HeavyRain Member [02%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 119	No one at this party believes that I am drunk. Why would I claim to be drunk if I am not?
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05-28-2012, 12:55 AM	#5391
Frosted Banned MBTI: INTj Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,200	Frawstid drunk.
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05-28-2012, 05:29 PM	#5392
deconspire Core Member [187%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 7,489	22.5 mg of Lorcet, almost a 6 pack emptied, and mah back is STILL fuckin killin me. but at least I'm on the right side of fucked up
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05-28-2012, 06:33 PM	#5393
Chameleon Veteran Member [92%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 3,703	In the sake of my name you probably can not see me in front of the Bud light case right now...lets hope my wife can't either.
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05-29-2012, 04:01 PM	#5394
Frosted Banned MBTI: INTj Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,200	To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. makes me wanna drink. Undecided at this moment.
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05-30-2012, 04:27 PM	#5396
sommers71 Member [10%] MBTI: INxj Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 427	I seem to have the problem of working hard when I party hard, and partying hard when I work hard. Shit just sucks.
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05-31-2012, 03:46 PM	#5397
koakuma Member [46%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 1,845	I hate it! They are all class-hrny drunk bches! I got stepped on twice by two aliens in high heels! People are drunk and start to push other people around. It's so stupid! THEY ARE SO STUPID WHEN THEY ARE DRUNK! And they are supposed to be as educated as me. Pfft! I don't see the point! I've had some drinks tonight, and even if I have poison in my body, I don't get it! I can't snap out of thinking that drinking is pointless. It's impossible for me to be wild and crazy by alcohol. Cola works as "good" - but sugar high. I can dance and be "crazy" without alcohol since I just don't give a d*mn about what people think about a silly dance-move. I was suppose to "let loose" since it's my graduation day... be "fun and jolly" on demand. You wish! Now I'm gonna make soup and watch tv, aaaaaaaaaaaaall alone, as the freaking introvert I am! ...
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06-01-2012, 12:45 AM	#5398
thehammer Member [32%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 1,311	Drunk as shit. Thunder Up, bitches.
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06-01-2012, 10:52 AM	#5399
Subtle Member [16%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 673	Two glasses of whiskey. Not very drunk. Yet. ---------- Post added 06-01-2012 at 08:57 PM ---------- Four glasses. I'm getting there.
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06-01-2012, 12:14 PM	#5400
ppu6502 Special Snowflake MBTI: INTj Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 11,509	5km down, 5km to go. It's almost whiskey time. weeee hooooo
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