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**ppu6502** · 04-29-2012, 09:09 PM

You can't give a hard-on that was already there

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**deconspire** · 04-29-2012, 09:11 PM

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i really just want to post this errywhere.

**ppu6502** · 04-29-2012, 09:34 PM

well, that escalated quickly

**deconspire** · 04-29-2012, 09:40 PM

this was one of the better drunk thread nights in awhile.

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**ppu6502** · 04-29-2012, 09:42 PM

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**Malkavia** · 04-30-2012, 03:50 AM

Andddddd 5 hours later Im up to go to work. Whomp whomp.

**davai** · 04-30-2012, 03:08 PM

Only had a couple of beers at the pub which feels more like 8. Dunno whats wrong with me tonight.

**Frosted** · 04-30-2012, 03:24 PM

Liver failure.

**Malkavia** · 04-30-2012, 03:54 PM

	Originally Posted by davai To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Only had a couple of beers at the pub which feels more like 8. Dunno whats wrong with me tonight.

Please dont die. No one in this thread should die of liver failure until after I've drank with you through a minimum medium of video chat.

**davai** · 04-30-2012, 05:57 PM

Come to think of it I am looking pretty yellow. I put that down to badly applied foundation and excess marzipan gorging. I need help. With it. Need ......help. with it. ..need.

Yelp. wid it. yelp it. it. the. it. and. then.

Oh and yes, I summon all of the video chats before the many many deaths.

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This is no good, i can't read stuff let alone think about it. I have no place in such place under such place conditions that warrant all of the conditional placements for placing, consistently placing the places that need be placed to the placements.
Alas, there is no time like the big rip, and time will never be the same again.

**thehammer** · 04-30-2012, 10:56 PM

Thunder win another close game over the Mavericks, thehammer drinks another beer.

**ModernLit** · 05-01-2012, 12:52 AM

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WOW shit went down when i was drinking wine and watching true blood...

i think some discipline is in order...
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**jonnyb** · 05-01-2012, 01:16 PM

Sunrise, sunset, and sunstrokes........Lots of them.......Need I say more?!

**EdR** · 05-01-2012, 03:23 PM

A real woman is a man's best friend.
She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him
after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to
live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to
his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most
handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident,
sexy, seductive and invincible...

No wait...Sorry.

I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that shit.......Nevermind!

**deconspire** · 05-01-2012, 03:38 PM

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	To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. WOW shit went down when i was drinking wine and watching true blood... i think some discipline is in order... To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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...was hoping you were gonna show up too. Sure you weren't still dazed from the chloroform at Artio's party last week?
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**Frosted** · 05-01-2012, 07:53 PM

I am. JESUS/I AM

**ModernLit** · 05-01-2012, 08:55 PM

	Originally Posted by deconspire To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. ...was hoping you were gonna show up too. Sure you weren't still dazed from the chloroform at Artio's party last week? To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

yeah it's possible. dammit, worst pickup line EVER!

hello tequila... :D YOU ARE GREAT.

**Frosted** · 05-01-2012, 09:45 PM

No one drinking tn? Don't worry I'm not a psychopath. ALTHOUGH, I drank enough rum in the past 3 hours to be one....

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I must return to build my clique of alcoholics!

**lumin** · 05-02-2012, 11:07 PM

fuck yiou

**ppu6502** · 05-02-2012, 11:08 PM

who is yiou?

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	hello tequila... :D YOU ARE GREAT.

Nope

**ModernLit** · 05-02-2012, 11:14 PM

oh, well, I AM GREAT. (tequila is nice, though.)

**lumin** · 05-02-2012, 11:16 PM

	Originally Posted by ppu6502 To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	who is yiou? Nope

it's you.

sorry, I need a new keyboard.
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**John01** · 05-03-2012, 09:46 PM

Another sidecar.

Oops, wrong thread.

**drswitchoff** · 05-03-2012, 09:52 PM

**sommers71** · 05-04-2012, 11:21 AM

I am still drunk and skipped work today hahaha. This is just a test.

04-29-2012, 09:09 PM	#5051
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04-29-2012, 09:34 PM	#5053
ppu6502 Special Snowflake MBTI: INTj Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 11,548	well, that escalated quickly
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04-29-2012, 09:40 PM	#5054
deconspire Core Member [187%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 7,513	this was one of the better drunk thread nights in awhile. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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04-29-2012, 09:42 PM	#5055
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04-30-2012, 03:50 AM	#5056
Malkavia Core Member [235%] MBTI: ENXP Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 9,432	Andddddd 5 hours later Im up to go to work. Whomp whomp.
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04-30-2012, 03:08 PM	#5057
davai Core Member [178%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 7,127	Only had a couple of beers at the pub which feels more like 8. Dunno whats wrong with me tonight.
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04-30-2012, 03:24 PM	#5058
Frosted Banned MBTI: INTj Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,200	Liver failure.
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04-30-2012, 05:57 PM	#5060
davai Core Member [178%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 7,127	Come to think of it I am looking pretty yellow. I put that down to badly applied foundation and excess marzipan gorging. I need help. With it. Need ......help. with it. ..need. Yelp. wid it. yelp it. it. the. it. and. then. Oh and yes, I summon all of the video chats before the many many deaths. ---------- Post added 05-01-2012 at 02:08 AM ---------- This is no good, i can't read stuff let alone think about it. I have no place in such place under such place conditions that warrant all of the conditional placements for placing, consistently placing the places that need be placed to the placements. Alas, there is no time like the big rip, and time will never be the same again.
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04-30-2012, 10:56 PM	#5061
thehammer Member [32%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 1,312	Thunder win another close game over the Mavericks, thehammer drinks another beer.
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05-01-2012, 12:52 AM	#5062
ModernLit Core Member [182%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 7,281	To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. WOW shit went down when i was drinking wine and watching true blood... i think some discipline is in order... To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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05-01-2012, 01:16 PM	#5063
jonnyb Core Member [463%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,551	Sunrise, sunset, and sunstrokes........Lots of them.......Need I say more?!
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05-01-2012, 03:23 PM	#5064
EdR Member [07%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 283	A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible... No wait...Sorry. I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that shit.......Nevermind!
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05-01-2012, 07:53 PM	#5066
Frosted Banned MBTI: INTj Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,200	I am. JESUS/I AM
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05-01-2012, 09:45 PM	#5068
Frosted Banned MBTI: INTj Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,200	No one drinking tn? Don't worry I'm not a psychopath. ALTHOUGH, I drank enough rum in the past 3 hours to be one.... To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. ---------- Post added 05-02-2012 at 09:10 PM ---------- I must return to build my clique of alcoholics!
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05-02-2012, 11:07 PM	#5069
lumin Member [26%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 1,051	fuck yiou
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05-02-2012, 11:14 PM	#5071
ModernLit Core Member [182%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 7,281	oh, well, I AM GREAT. (tequila is nice, though.)
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05-03-2012, 09:46 PM	#5073
John01 Core Member [112%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 4,519	Another sidecar. Oops, wrong thread.
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05-03-2012, 09:52 PM	#5074
drswitchoff Member [06%] MBTI: intj Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 256	Ha!
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05-04-2012, 11:21 AM	#5075
sommers71 Member [10%] MBTI: INxj Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 427	I am still drunk and skipped work today hahaha. This is just a test.
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