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**storm eyes** · 04-21-2012, 11:33 PM

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	vodka again for me :}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}~

gives you a big "high five thingie"

**ModernLit** · 04-21-2012, 11:33 PM

^ well, i didn't really feel anything. i just wanted patron
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and to block out the endless chatter and plan my escape. i did eventually escape without looking like a social outcast, though.

**Artio** · 04-21-2012, 11:39 PM

I've got plenty of cider, JD and chloroform left. Please, help yourselves.

I need painkillers. Red wine always gives me a headache.

**storm eyes** · 04-21-2012, 11:41 PM

I will swap you some painkillers for the JD
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**deconspire** · 04-21-2012, 11:46 PM

Party at Artio's! I'll bring my
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shoes.

**ModernLit** · 04-21-2012, 11:49 PM

i do not think it wise to drink chloroform...

**storm eyes** · 04-21-2012, 11:49 PM

I would totally go to Finland for a party at Artio's!

**ModernLit** · 04-21-2012, 11:49 PM

*thinks* yeah, actually, i might too...

**deconspire** · 04-21-2012, 11:51 PM

The chloroform is for if you try to get on the table and danced naked, Litsy.

It's for your own good.
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**storm eyes** · 04-21-2012, 11:52 PM

hide the bloody chloroform from deaconspire Artio...

**ModernLit** · 04-21-2012, 11:53 PM

who dances naked?! only men do that! so there!

**VagrantChord** · 04-21-2012, 11:55 PM

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	who dances naked?! only men do that! so there!

I like women dancers who wear nothing but a smile. Heels are nice, too.

**storm eyes** · 04-21-2012, 11:56 PM

deconspire likes to dance in a speed... oh... nm
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	Originally Posted by VagrantChord To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	I like women dancers who wear nothing but a smile. Heels are nice, too.

yeah, after awhile in heels that smile turns into a grimace... not that I would know or anything... either Artio or Modern Lit told me, or was it deconspire
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oops, my bad
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**thehammer** · 04-22-2012, 12:00 AM

My feet are too fat for high heels.

I would assume.

**ModernLit** · 04-22-2012, 12:00 AM

hahaha.

so yeah like i was saying, men dance naked. i watch amusedly.
i am getting to the point where i'm snobby enough that i don't like dancing with men that can't dance. sigh. i hate myself a little bit, but i've had so many bad dances...

**deconspire** · 04-22-2012, 12:04 AM

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	My feet are too fat for high heels. I would assume.

You don't have to lie to kick it, hammer. I bet you don't wobble or nuthin in 'em, either.
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	Originally Posted by ModernLit To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	hahaha. so yeah like i was saying, men dance naked. i watch amusedly. i am getting to the point where i'm snobby enough that i don't like dancing with men that can't dance. sigh. i hate myself a little bit, but i've had so many bad dances...

Would you hang with
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here?

**Artio** · 04-22-2012, 12:06 AM

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	I would totally go to Finland for a party at Artio's!

	Originally Posted by ModernLit To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	thinks yeah, actually, i might too...

Welcome, I've got plenty of room in my loft if you pass out.

	Originally Posted by storm eyes To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	hide the bloody chloroform from deaconspire Artio...

Nah, I'll use it on him if he doesn't start dancing... he'd make a wonderful marionette.

**VagrantChord** · 04-22-2012, 12:08 AM

storm eyes: Well, the shoes don't have to stay on. They can come off when appropriate. Comfort is important.

Modern Lit: I know I can't dance, I don't even try. But that has not stopped me from watching women who do know how to dance. For instance, skilled and passionate flamenco dancers really get me excited and increase my pulse rate.

thehammer: You might try
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in New York City. They carry up to size 17.

**storm eyes** · 04-22-2012, 12:12 AM

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	My feet are too fat for high heels. I would assume.

cowboy boots would work.

I assume
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**thehammer** · 04-22-2012, 12:12 AM

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	You don't have to lie to kick it, hammer. I bet you don't wobble or nuthin in 'em, either. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

Not after a little practice.

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	thehammer: You might try To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. in New York City. They carry up to size 17.

Nice!
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I just like to feel pretty. Is that so wrong?

**VagrantChord** · 04-22-2012, 12:18 AM

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	Not after a little practice. Nice! To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I just like to feel pretty. Is that so wrong?

No, not at all. This is just for you when you need to
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**deconspire** · 04-22-2012, 12:22 AM

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	Nah, I'll use it on him if he doesn't start dancing... he'd make a wonderful marionette.

Better than being a ventriloquist dummy with a hand up my ass I suppose.

**ModernLit** · 04-22-2012, 12:23 AM

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	Welcome, I've got plenty of room in my loft if you pass out. Nah, I'll use it on him if he doesn't start dancing... he'd make a wonderful marionette.

oh, right on
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this is already a fun party.

the funny 80s dancing guy? why do i think men dancing is always better without clothes? meanwhile, flamenco dancers *must* have the proper attire...

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**Artio** · 04-22-2012, 12:23 AM

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	Better than being a ventriloquist dummy with a hand up my ass I suppose.

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**storm eyes** · 04-22-2012, 12:23 AM

^ *spits out my double*

04-21-2012, 11:33 PM	#4802
ModernLit Core Member [181%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 7,278	^ well, i didn't really feel anything. i just wanted patron To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. and to block out the endless chatter and plan my escape. i did eventually escape without looking like a social outcast, though.
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04-21-2012, 11:39 PM	#4803
Artio Core Member [510%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 20,417	I've got plenty of cider, JD and chloroform left. Please, help yourselves. I need painkillers. Red wine always gives me a headache.
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04-21-2012, 11:41 PM	#4804
storm eyes Core Member [146%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 5,864	I will swap you some painkillers for the JD To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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04-21-2012, 11:46 PM	#4805
deconspire Core Member [187%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 7,489	Party at Artio's! I'll bring my To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. shoes.
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ModernLit Core Member [181%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 7,278	i do not think it wise to drink chloroform...
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04-21-2012, 11:49 PM	#4807
storm eyes Core Member [146%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 5,864	I would totally go to Finland for a party at Artio's!
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ModernLit Core Member [181%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 7,278	thinks yeah, actually, i might too...
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04-21-2012, 11:51 PM	#4809
deconspire Core Member [187%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 7,489	The chloroform is for if you try to get on the table and danced naked, Litsy. It's for your own good. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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storm eyes Core Member [146%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 5,864	hide the bloody chloroform from deaconspire Artio...
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04-21-2012, 11:53 PM	#4811
ModernLit Core Member [181%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 7,278	who dances naked?! only men do that! so there!
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04-22-2012, 12:00 AM	#4814
thehammer Member [32%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 1,311	My feet are too fat for high heels. I would assume.
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04-22-2012, 12:00 AM	#4815
ModernLit Core Member [181%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 7,278	hahaha. so yeah like i was saying, men dance naked. i watch amusedly. i am getting to the point where i'm snobby enough that i don't like dancing with men that can't dance. sigh. i hate myself a little bit, but i've had so many bad dances...
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04-22-2012, 12:08 AM	#4818
VagrantChord Core Member [119%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 4,775	storm eyes: Well, the shoes don't have to stay on. They can come off when appropriate. Comfort is important. Modern Lit: I know I can't dance, I don't even try. But that has not stopped me from watching women who do know how to dance. For instance, skilled and passionate flamenco dancers really get me excited and increase my pulse rate. thehammer: You might try To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. in New York City. They carry up to size 17.
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04-22-2012, 12:23 AM	#4825
storm eyes Core Member [146%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 5,864	^ spits out my double
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