GOD has arrived...

**GOD** · 10-21-2007, 02:42 PM

Hi,

I was previously Veneti... but in true introversion style I gravitated towards my true vocation.

GOD.

I'm still feeling my way around... even though I'm omnipresent..

Well, that’s about it. There’s some vacancies for sacrifices if anyone is looking.

Chow..

**qwerty** · 10-21-2007, 02:46 PM

Ok god I have one question for you: "How did you do the burning bush trick?" it's the only part of the bible that doesn't make sense

**Raven Queen** · 10-21-2007, 02:46 PM

Good thing I'm a non-believer. Therefore you don't exist. Therefore I'm still the highest ranked here.

**GOD** · 10-21-2007, 02:53 PM

	Originally Posted by qwerty
	Ok god I have one question for you: "How did you do the burning bush trick?" it's the only part of the bible that doesn't make sense

Please bring a nubile virgin to the alter and we can chat about it. And not yourself... lol...

**GOD** · 10-21-2007, 02:57 PM

	Originally Posted by Raven Queen
	Good thing I'm a non-believer. Therefore you don't exist. Therefore I'm still the highest ranked here. *

Oh, the heresy of the P.

May the chaotic thoughts of your mind drive you to insanity…

You as a non believer will be J - udged for your sins at the gates.

**Raven Queen** · 10-21-2007, 03:09 PM

Originally Posted by GOD

Originally Posted by Raven Queen

Good thing I'm a non-believer. Therefore you don't exist. Therefore I'm still the highest ranked here. *

Oh, the heresy of the P.

May the chaotic thoughts of your mind drive you to insanity…

You as a non believer will be J - udged for your sins at the gates.

Heh. No One Dares Judge Me. I Am The Queen.

But I wouldn't mind making friends with satan. Find out what the quarrel really was about between you 2..

**qwerty** · 10-21-2007, 03:12 PM

Originally Posted by GOD

Originally Posted by qwerty

Ok god I have one question for you: "How did you do the burning bush trick?" it's the only part of the bible that doesn't make sense

Please bring a nubile virgin to the alter and we can chat about it. And not yourself... lol...

nubiles are girls .

I thought god didn't like homosexuals?

**GOD** · 10-21-2007, 03:29 PM

Originally Posted by Raven Queen

Originally Posted by GOD

Originally Posted by Raven Queen

Good thing I'm a non-believer. Therefore you don't exist. Therefore I'm still the highest ranked here. *

Oh, the heresy of the P.

May the chaotic thoughts of your mind drive you to insanity…

You as a non believer will be J - udged for your sins at the gates.

Heh. No One Dares Judge Me. I Am The Queen.

But I wouldn't mind making friends with satan. Find out what the quarrel really was about between you 2..

Oh, I scored his girlfriend. He’s been a bit tetchy ever since...

**GOD** · 10-21-2007, 03:38 PM

Originally Posted by qwerty

Originally Posted by GOD

Originally Posted by qwerty

Ok god I have one question for you: "How did you do the burning bush trick?" it's the only part of the bible that doesn't make sense

Please bring a nubile virgin to the alter and we can chat about it. And not yourself... lol...

nubiles are girls .

I thought god didn't like homosexuals?

Hmmm... My GOD dictionary seems to be missing a page.... Naughty... yes, Nymphomaniacs, yes.. Nubiles... No.

*mutter, mutter*

Homosexuals.. Hmm... not so popular a while ago when we were trying to populate the earth, perhaps more in vogue now we're trying to reduce the carbon footprint... We'll update in the next edition of the bible.

Chow...

**qwerty** · 10-21-2007, 03:48 PM

Originally Posted by GOD

Originally Posted by qwerty

Originally Posted by GOD

Originally Posted by qwerty

Ok god I have one question for you: "How did you do the burning bush trick?" it's the only part of the bible that doesn't make sense

Please bring a nubile virgin to the alter and we can chat about it. And not yourself... lol...

nubiles are girls .

I thought god didn't like homosexuals?

Hmmm... My GOD dictionary seems to be missing a page.... Naughty... yes, Nymphomaniacs, yes.. Nubiles... No.

*mutter, mutter*

Homosexuals.. Hmm... not so popular a while ago when we were trying to populate the earth, perhaps more in vogue now we're trying to reduce the carbon footprint... We'll update in the next edition of the bible.

Chow...

well played... however a real god would just change the meaning of the word.

Being the Alpha and the Omega I guess you just like the challenge.

**GOD** · 10-21-2007, 03:58 PM

Originally Posted by qwerty

Originally Posted by GOD

Originally Posted by qwerty

Originally Posted by GOD

Originally Posted by qwerty

Ok god I have one question for you: "How did you do the burning bush trick?" it's the only part of the bible that doesn't make sense

Please bring a nubile virgin to the alter and we can chat about it. And not yourself... lol...

nubiles are girls .

I thought god didn't like homosexuals?

Hmmm... My GOD dictionary seems to be missing a page.... Naughty... yes, Nymphomaniacs, yes.. Nubiles... No.

*mutter, mutter*

Homosexuals.. Hmm... not so popular a while ago when we were trying to populate the earth, perhaps more in vogue now we're trying to reduce the carbon footprint... We'll update in the next edition of the bible.

Chow...

well played... however a real god would just change the meaning of the word.

Being the Alpha and the Omega I guess you just like the challenge.

Shusssssh.... I'm just trying to be GOD. I'm really the DEVIL *. *Which is WAY MORE FUN, but I'm suffering burn out (Really) and need to slow down a bit for a while......

**HackerX** · 10-21-2007, 05:12 PM

Hi God, Jesus here.

Seriously, you owe me some christmas presents. 2007 years worth. Seriously Dad, where the hell have you been all my life?

**Circe** · 10-21-2007, 05:19 PM

I'm a goddess. Don't touch me.

**GOD** · 10-21-2007, 05:25 PM

	Originally Posted by HackerX
	Hi God, Jesus here. Seriously, you owe me some christmas presents. 2007 years worth. Seriously Dad, where the hell have you been all my life?

Oh damned hell,

I'm the freakin DEVIL and this is just a persona I cannot keep up.

Yes, GOD did buy you presents every year... but I burnt them.. yeah.. it was fun... *

ps: You did have a lot of barbie dolls.... something to tell?

**GOD** · 10-21-2007, 05:39 PM

	Originally Posted by Circe
	* I'm a goddess. Don't touch me.

Ahh... that’s what they all say.

Would you like a really cool white dress? Yeah, come on down... we need some sacrifices...

Disclaimer: Sacrifices for charity do not require health and safety certification.

**rwyatt365** · 10-22-2007, 06:55 AM

Hey God! What about that Ferrari I asked for last year? Wazzup dude :-?

**mind_wander** · 10-22-2007, 07:51 AM

How is everything up there God. Thanx, for making us few INTJ's special.

**GOD** · 10-22-2007, 09:25 AM

	Originally Posted by rwyatt365
	Hey God! What about that Ferrari I asked for last year? Wazzup dude *:-?

Hmmm... *thumbing through the job specification*

I see the provision for pestilence... famine, parting of oceans and other natural disasters...

Ahh... that’s it. Gifts have been outsourced...

Try calling 0800SANTA

**rwyatt365** · 10-22-2007, 10:00 AM

	Originally Posted by GOD
	Hmmm... thumbing through the job specification I see the provision for pestilence... famine, parting of oceans and other natural disasters... Ahh... that’s it. Gifts have been outsourced... Try calling 0800SANTA

Another classic example of outsourcing without transferring the knowledge base.

**Ijz** · 10-22-2007, 10:27 AM

I was thinking of going GOD myself, just need some stuff to care off down here...

Well see ya soon

**Max T** · 10-22-2007, 10:56 AM

Just to ask what will be on a few of our minds...

why the swastika in your avatar?

**rwyatt365** · 10-22-2007, 11:50 AM

	Originally Posted by Max T
	Just to ask what will be on a few of our minds... why the swastika in your avatar?

Didn't notice.
Yeah, inquiring minds want to know. :-?

**mind_wander** · 10-22-2007, 01:30 PM

It originally means peace and tranquility by the buddhism, but most people think of the abused version from WWII. If people was wondering about that, I can see why.

**Max T** · 10-22-2007, 03:07 PM

A flat, left-facing swastika was used in Buddhist tradition.

A 45-degree, right-facing swastika within a circle, as shown in the avatar, has only been attributed to the caucasian-white supremacist views of the Nazi party and was first used by Adolf Hitler.

Unless we're missing something obvious... why use it?

**Raven Queen** · 10-22-2007, 03:10 PM

Trying to show that global warming is propaganda, like what Hitler used on Germany?

Though I don't think it is. Global warming is real. *>

10-21-2007, 02:42 PM	#1
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10-21-2007, 02:46 PM	#2
qwerty Member [14%] MBTI: infj Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 593	Ok god I have one question for you: "How did you do the burning bush trick?" it's the only part of the bible that doesn't make sense
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10-21-2007, 02:46 PM	#3
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10-21-2007, 05:12 PM	#12
HackerX Core Member [166%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 6,668	Hi God, Jesus here. Seriously, you owe me some christmas presents. 2007 years worth. Seriously Dad, where the hell have you been all my life?
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10-21-2007, 05:19 PM	#13
Circe Member [02%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 107	I'm a goddess. Don't touch me.
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10-22-2007, 06:55 AM	#16
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10-22-2007, 07:51 AM	#17
mind_wander Member [40%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,633	How is everything up there God. Thanx, for making us few INTJ's special.
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10-22-2007, 10:27 AM	#20
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10-22-2007, 10:56 AM	#21
Max T Member [13%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 526	Just to ask what will be on a few of our minds... why the swastika in your avatar?
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10-22-2007, 01:30 PM	#23
mind_wander Member [40%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,633	It originally means peace and tranquility by the buddhism, but most people think of the abused version from WWII. If people was wondering about that, I can see why.
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10-22-2007, 03:07 PM	#24
Max T Member [13%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 526	A flat, left-facing swastika was used in Buddhist tradition. A 45-degree, right-facing swastika within a circle, as shown in the avatar, has only been attributed to the caucasian-white supremacist views of the Nazi party and was first used by Adolf Hitler. Unless we're missing something obvious... why use it?
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10-22-2007, 03:10 PM	#25
Raven Queen Member [04%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 172	Trying to show that global warming is propaganda, like what Hitler used on Germany? Though I don't think it is. Global warming is real. *>
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