Spin It Up - Page 6

**IronSulfide** · 07-21-2011, 10:13 AM

A valuable life lesson.

Scorpion in shoe.

**gracious** · 07-21-2011, 01:19 PM

That irritating blister on my heel seems a lot less bothersome all of a sudden.

Crowds.

**IronSulfide** · 07-21-2011, 03:11 PM

Minions.

Splinter.

**datagirl** · 07-21-2011, 04:41 PM

Finally stop whining about the paper cut

Cheating spouse

**IronSulfide** · 07-21-2011, 04:54 PM

Time to trade up.

Run over by car.

thebrainpolice · 07-21-2011, 04:59 PM

Lawsuit: cha ching!

Getting sued.

**IronSulfide** · 07-21-2011, 05:01 PM

Chance to show off your rhetorical skills in front of a live audience.

Arms amputated.

thebrainpolice · 07-21-2011, 05:03 PM

Now every day is dress like a pirate day (hook hands).

Hernia.

**momorawr** · 07-21-2011, 09:05 PM

Tough one, you probably got some pesky chores done.

Road rash

**IronSulfide** · 07-22-2011, 10:14 AM

You must be on an awesome road trip!

Waterboarding.

**gracious** · 07-22-2011, 11:36 AM

Sounds like surfing, am I right? A chance to enjoy the Beach Boys in a whole new light.

Nothing but bills and junk in the mailbox.

**IronSulfide** · 07-22-2011, 01:34 PM

A chance to learn about exciting time share opportunities in Florida and unbeatable savings on yogurt at your local grocery store.

thebrainpolice · 07-22-2011, 02:07 PM

You forgot to give me something to spin up. Oh well.

Castration.

**JYFly** · 07-22-2011, 04:57 PM

Might as well go all the way and become a trans woman.

Hard drive crashes and none of your backups are working.

**John F Kennedy** · 07-22-2011, 09:22 PM

An opportunity to put into practice the nature-commune ideas of the 60s.

Broken nose.

**Dolores** · 07-22-2011, 10:45 PM

Chance to have a facelift.

Blackmailing letter.

**IronSulfide** · 07-23-2011, 06:19 AM

A test of your whitewashing skills.

Significant other has STD.

thebrainpolice · 07-23-2011, 07:05 AM

Genital warts look distinctive.

Poor dental hygiene.

**IronSulfide** · 07-23-2011, 12:28 PM

Soon you will be able to replace your yellowing crooked teeth with sparkling white dentures.

Concussion.

**Alober** · 07-24-2011, 12:40 AM

Now you have an excuse for forgetting her birthday.

Stalker, who happens to be a cop.

thebrainpolice · 07-24-2011, 12:18 PM

You don't have to look very hard to find a date.

Political oppression.

**jkatra** · 07-24-2011, 01:12 PM

A very motivated government dedicated to orderliness.

Parking tickets.

**IronSulfide** · 07-24-2011, 01:30 PM

It was worth it to avoid having to search in vain for convenient downtown parking.

Garbage collectors on strike.

thebrainpolice · 07-24-2011, 03:54 PM

Now your garbage won't get dumped in my state. Seriously
To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
.

Having garbage dumped in your state.

**gracious** · 07-24-2011, 06:07 PM

An influx of delightful wildlife, including seagulls and rats.

Flat tire.

07-21-2011, 10:13 AM	#126
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	A valuable life lesson. Scorpion in shoe.
IronSulfide is offline post a comment

07-21-2011, 01:19 PM	#127
gracious Core Member [341%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,673	That irritating blister on my heel seems a lot less bothersome all of a sudden. Crowds.
gracious is offline post a comment

07-21-2011, 03:11 PM	#128
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	Minions. Splinter.
IronSulfide is offline post a comment

07-21-2011, 04:41 PM	#129
datagirl Member [34%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 1,378	Finally stop whining about the paper cut Cheating spouse
datagirl is offline post a comment

07-21-2011, 04:54 PM	#130
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	Time to trade up. Run over by car.
IronSulfide is offline post a comment

07-21-2011, 04:59 PM	#131
thebrainpolice Core Member [212%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,503	Lawsuit: cha ching! Getting sued.
thebrainpolice is offline post a comment

07-21-2011, 05:01 PM	#132
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	Chance to show off your rhetorical skills in front of a live audience. Arms amputated.
IronSulfide is offline post a comment

07-21-2011, 05:03 PM	#133
thebrainpolice Core Member [212%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,503	Now every day is dress like a pirate day (hook hands). Hernia.
thebrainpolice is offline post a comment

07-21-2011, 09:05 PM	#134
momorawr Veteran Member [65%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,615	Tough one, you probably got some pesky chores done. Road rash
momorawr is offline post a comment

07-22-2011, 10:14 AM	#135
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	You must be on an awesome road trip! Waterboarding.
IronSulfide is offline post a comment

07-22-2011, 11:36 AM	#136
gracious Core Member [341%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,673	Sounds like surfing, am I right? A chance to enjoy the Beach Boys in a whole new light. Nothing but bills and junk in the mailbox.
gracious is offline post a comment

07-22-2011, 01:34 PM	#137
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	A chance to learn about exciting time share opportunities in Florida and unbeatable savings on yogurt at your local grocery store.
IronSulfide is offline post a comment

07-22-2011, 02:07 PM	#138
thebrainpolice Core Member [212%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,503	You forgot to give me something to spin up. Oh well. Castration.
thebrainpolice is offline post a comment

07-22-2011, 04:57 PM	#139
JYFly Member [28%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 1,131	Might as well go all the way and become a trans woman. Hard drive crashes and none of your backups are working.
JYFly is offline post a comment

07-22-2011, 09:22 PM	#140
John F Kennedy Member [36%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,461	An opportunity to put into practice the nature-commune ideas of the 60s. Broken nose.
John F Kennedy is online post a comment

07-22-2011, 10:45 PM	#141
Dolores Core Member [273%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 10,942	Chance to have a facelift. Blackmailing letter.
Dolores is offline post a comment

07-23-2011, 06:19 AM	#142
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	A test of your whitewashing skills. Significant other has STD.
IronSulfide is offline post a comment

07-23-2011, 07:05 AM	#143
thebrainpolice Core Member [212%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,503	Genital warts look distinctive. Poor dental hygiene.
thebrainpolice is offline post a comment

07-23-2011, 12:28 PM	#144
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	Soon you will be able to replace your yellowing crooked teeth with sparkling white dentures. Concussion.
IronSulfide is offline post a comment

07-24-2011, 12:40 AM	#145
Alober Member [25%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 1,001	Now you have an excuse for forgetting her birthday. Stalker, who happens to be a cop.
Alober is offline post a comment

07-24-2011, 12:18 PM	#146
thebrainpolice Core Member [212%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,503	You don't have to look very hard to find a date. Political oppression.
thebrainpolice is offline post a comment

07-24-2011, 01:12 PM	#147
jkatra Core Member [710%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,439	A very motivated government dedicated to orderliness. Parking tickets.
jkatra is online post a comment

07-24-2011, 01:30 PM	#148
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	It was worth it to avoid having to search in vain for convenient downtown parking. Garbage collectors on strike.
IronSulfide is offline post a comment

07-24-2011, 03:54 PM	#149
thebrainpolice Core Member [212%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,503	Now your garbage won't get dumped in my state. Seriously To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. . Having garbage dumped in your state.
thebrainpolice is offline post a comment

07-24-2011, 06:07 PM	#150
gracious Core Member [341%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,673	An influx of delightful wildlife, including seagulls and rats. Flat tire.
gracious is offline post a comment