[Fox]

When no man is around Women play with each other boobies. How else can you explain why they wear tight fitting clothing and show a lot of cleavage but are offended if a man stares at their boobs when talking to them? They aren't showing them off for us but for each other.

They love to buy worthless crap for the home. Need to furnish a dinning room? All you need is a table and some chairs. A Women have to buy a bunch of crappy nick-knacks to decorate it.

Women will always complain that their men never does anything and is lazy. So what if he worked over time all week along and this is his first day off. Why is he sleeping in instead of mowing the lawn?

Women have to attend parties and bring gifts for other women they barely know or can barely stand. I think if they don't do that they can no longer touch another woman's boobs for like a month.

[Persona]

	Originally Posted by Fox To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	When no man is around Women play with each other boobies. How else can you explain why they wear tight fitting clothing and show a lot of cleavage but are offended if a man stares at their boobs when talking to them? They aren't showing them off for us but for each other.

I wish this were more true than it actually is (which is only a little bit) >.>

	Originally Posted by Fox To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	They love to buy worthless crap for the home. Need to furnish a dinning room? All you need is a table and some chairs. A Women have to buy a bunch of crappy nick.-knacks to decorate it.

We call them 'utensils' and 'dishes'. It makes clean-up a lot easier, to say the least. Not that I'd expect you to understand what I'm referring to.

	Originally Posted by Fox To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Women will always complain that their men never does anything and is lazy. So what if he worked over time all week along and this is his first day off. Why is he sleeping in instead of mowing the lawn?

Ok, seriouspost, my mom does this and I think it's totally unacceptable. Bad blood early in the morning is like the St. Elmo's Fire of a divorce.

[Feste]

Well in relation to stereotypes, I'm sure people of both genders have many of the phototypical traits the good and the bad, and as a person raised as a girl surrounded by gruff construction workers I can say that there's also a lot of misunderstanding too.
True about guys:
-They seem to wire out (close off/shut out) nagging
-Like power and stuffs
-Don't like too much company that can overshadow them from potential gals.

[firebee]

	Originally Posted by Vermillion To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	With their hands. They touch it with their butt all the time. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

Haven't spent much time in women's restrooms, eh?

SIGH.

[Distance]

This thread is tough to participate in since most complaints can be applied to both genders or only a subset of the gender.

Guys will do and say much to get laid and prioritise looks before all else, where looks are a substantial portion of their attraction pie chart.

These aren't complaints. They're just realities.

[JulietCapulet]

	Originally Posted by Analyze To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Women exist in greater numbers than men. I don't really have any sweeping generalizations, but on an off note I hate it when people try to do opposite sex music covers. If a woman made a song don't try to reproduce it as a male and vice-versa.

Maybe, but more boys are born than girls.
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[deckard]

	Originally Posted by JulietCapulet To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	I'm sure this isn't always true, but with men, I often feel they are mostly interested in how we look as females and not as much in who we are.

QFT!

Both sexes have been known to have greater listening power with regards to their own gender. Females are better at listening overall but still give preferential attention to other female voices. Same goes for the boys and other male voices.

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Oh, and women can't fix things as well as men. Women excel in math but don't apply it as well in the three dimensional. Men also tend to have better spacial recognition. Which is why when you ask a woman for directions, she will often cite landmarks as opposed to directing according to direction. E.g. north, south, east, west

Of course this doesn't apply to female cartographers
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[Analyze]

	Originally Posted by JulietCapulet To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Maybe, but more boys are born than girls. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

I am aware. Warfare, stupidity, and the seemingly unstoppable urge to reproduce kill many a man.

[Nemesis]

All women are evil and only want to have babies so that they can eat them. They must be stopped.

[Persona]

Originally Posted by deckard To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

QFT! Both sexes have been known to have greater listening power with regards to their own gender. Females are better at listening overall but still give preferential attention to other female voices. Same goes for the boys and other male voices. --------------------------------------------- Oh, and women can't fix things as well as men. Women excel in math but don't apply it as well in the three dimensional. Men also tend to have better spacial recognition. Which is why when you ask a woman for directions, she will often cite landmarks as opposed to directing according to direction. E.g. north, south, east, west Of course this doesn't apply to female cartographers To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

I use cardinal points as a habit from MMOs. Before that, I was terrible with them.

On the other hand, I can't keep track of a list of directions more than about 3 items long, so I tend to prefer the cardinal point approach :P

[Uriel]

Females do not like being called Emotional.

[pironiro]

Women are completely unable to look past themselves and see the big picture. Even the otherwise smart ones.

They are in essence solipsistic, unable to see the world for what it is, endlessly projecting their own version of reality.

[Persona]

	Originally Posted by Uriel To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Females do not like being called Emotional.

	Originally Posted by pironiro To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Women are completely unable to look past themselves and see the big picture. Even the otherwise smart ones. They are in essence solipsistic, unable to see the world for what it is, endlessly projecting their own version of reality.

these are both true of men, too. -.-'

[chaostheory]

Women make better sandwiches.

[deckard]

	Originally Posted by Persona To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	I use cardinal points as a habit from MMOs. Before that, I was terrible with them. On the other hand, I can't keep track of a list of directions more than about 3 items long, so I tend to prefer the cardinal point approach :P

Turn right at the towers of doom! :D

I have no idea. I'm old.
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[Uriel]

	Originally Posted by chaostheory To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Women make better sandwiches.

...then why are most executive chefs male?
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[Persona]

	Originally Posted by Uriel To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	...then why are most executive chefs male? To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

Our tiny brains cannot handle the more complex task of preparing fancy meals. Only sandwiches. We make them better because men overthink it and we just know these things.

[Dusk]

Women are evil, sent by a trickster god to test us. In order to overcome their devilish hold on us, we need to surround ourselves with other men, night and day. Whether you're watching television, eating dinner or having a shower, make sure there's at least two men with you, either side by side or maybe one in front and one behind you.

[Vermillion]

	Originally Posted by Dusk To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Women are evil, sent by a trickster god to test us. In order to overcome their devilish hold on us, we need to surround ourselves with other men, night and day. Whether you're watching television, eating dinner or having a shower, make sure there's at least two men with you, either side by side or maybe one in front and one behind you.

Are you trying to tell us something...
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[Claudus]

Men are faithful for so long only as temptations pass them by. If the temptation be but strong enough, then will the man yield, for every man, like every rope, hath his breaking strain, and passion is to men what gold and power are to women—the weight upon their weakness. Believe me, ill will it go with mortal woman in that heaven of which thou speakest, if only the spirits be more fair, for their lords will never turn to look upon them, and their Heaven will become their Hell. For man can be bought with woman's beauty, if it be but beautiful enough; and woman's beauty can be ever bought with gold, if only there be gold enough. So was it in my day, and so it will be to the end of time.

- She, A History of Adventure by Henry Rider Haggard, 1886

[psykhe]

Men are beasts with balls bigger than their brains.

[themuzicman]

When a man marries a woman, he assumes she will always be the woman he married. When a woman marries a man, she assumes he'll become the woman he married, too.

Men are like dogs.
Women are like cats.

[catzmeow]

I believe that all men are human beings.

[Seriously]

A lot of men make pretty good friends.

[Uriel]

Females are not allowed to fart, pick their nose, or scratch anything below their neck.