Never Ending Story - Page 94

**Simurgh** · 06-09-2012, 12:56 PM

had made one of those life-changing decisions in that moment in time. Not wanting to be limited to being an herbivore, he had come to the conclusion that he had to do something that until now had nauseated him to no end. He was going to finally enter the forbidden zone—Peter Luger’s Steak House. Yes, he was going to…

**Faux hawk** · 06-09-2012, 07:57 PM

Aknowledge his love of bromance, as a genre. Proclaiming Bro's before Hoe's with a booming "Yaulp!", he took to the killing fields.
Fickle minded and jaded he set about to doing bad in hopes some pure soul would stop him. Finding himself tattered emotionally he was forced to face his own mortal faults, but perhaps more clearly still another day...

**venuspop** · 06-10-2012, 07:15 AM

of morbid revelation came to an inconclusive end. Utterly devastated yet tingling with a strange sensation, he...

**Faux hawk** · 06-10-2012, 07:17 AM

ran his figures across the keys contemplating time and space...

**Simurgh** · 06-10-2012, 10:51 AM

and which steak to order from the extensive menu. Sure, being master of the universe was an exacting job for an herbivore, but some protein from a heifer should help his synapses to fire more rapidly and ..

**venuspop** · 06-10-2012, 04:51 PM

certainly pacify the occasional animal urges which were entering the periphery of his instincts. His eyes feasted on the pictures in the menu and he licked his lips when he saw...

**Faux hawk** · 06-10-2012, 05:00 PM

A lovely piece of rump; however, his guilt over salivation brought on by meat caused an onslaught of mixed emotions. This affected his generally suave demeanor; he proclaimed salivation to be enraging during the hours of 4am and 6am.
That was simply a bad time for such responses. Salivation first thing draped a groggy cast over the remains of the day...

**venuspop** · 06-10-2012, 05:08 PM

which labored to a slow excruciating demise. The sun dipped miserably below the horizon while the defiant moon ...

**Sprelious** · 06-10-2012, 05:12 PM

danced in the sky with reckless abandon. Flaunting it's superiority over the night sky. It ...

**venuspop** · 06-10-2012, 05:14 PM

led the constellation this way and that way in no particular order. This confused the tide so much that...

**Faux hawk** · 06-10-2012, 05:15 PM

Called her friend Luna to find some alternate ambiance. The guilty vegan needed some space to sort out his rump roast feelings. Luna and Moon were very excited to change some of the scenery and they were expecting guests! The anticipation of the new experiences was indeed building...

**venuspop** · 06-10-2012, 05:22 PM

up. Suddenly, out of the corner of the galaxy...

**Faux hawk** · 06-10-2012, 05:25 PM

A small piece of molding fell from the rafters. It appeared to be plaster? Looking up he realized that he'd never even noticed the damn rafters before and now this!...

**venuspop** · 06-10-2012, 05:29 PM

a piece of reality so bizarre it knocked him off his socks. He looked at his feet and was surprised to see that his...

**Faux hawk** · 06-10-2012, 05:33 PM

Socks were indeed individuals! They had refused to be paired off by such arbitrary categories as shape and color. Instead they'd banded together and chose to live in the harmony of one large basket...

**venuspop** · 06-10-2012, 05:35 PM

with a litter of kittens. The green socks was particularly...

**Faux hawk** · 06-10-2012, 06:09 PM

Of interest to the smallest kitten with the widest eyes! He pounced immediately to see if he could coax something more animated out of it's repose...

**venuspop** · 06-10-2012, 06:13 PM

and discovered that when extended, green socks return to its original state. Convinced that no one knew about this, he decided to...

**Faux hawk** · 06-10-2012, 06:15 PM

Carry green sock about. He hissed and batted at it...

**venuspop** · 06-10-2012, 06:22 PM

and was delighted to find no resistance, which is precisely how he liked matters to be. While he was gloating his superiority over the docile socks, he suddenly noticed a stray strand...

**Faux hawk** · 06-10-2012, 06:28 PM

Of thread. As the sock had given out the seeming life left in it, he trotted away with the thread to see what he could coax from it before it too was limp on the ground...

**Fujimoto** · 06-10-2012, 06:33 PM

but realized that the thread was connected to a sweater. Something tickled at his mind, some cautionary tale about holding a thread and just walking away. Where had he heard that before? And how was it that a cat could suddenly ponder '90s garage rock hits? Baffled, the cat...

**Faux hawk** · 06-10-2012, 06:37 PM

decided that while nudity was of some concern in the lyrics; for himself covered in fur it was of little concern. Though, it was fascinating that cats contemplated such things...

**Fujimoto** · 06-10-2012, 06:38 PM

so in order to make sense of it all, he decided he should drag his owner's Macbook to the nearest Starbucks and...

**CakeZ** · 06-10-2012, 06:41 PM

throw it at the nearest socialism preaching hipster, with a Wikipedia page open to "Communist Manifesto." The hipster, in shock, looked at the Macbook and...

06-09-2012, 12:56 PM	#2326
Simurgh Member [34%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 1,380	had made one of those life-changing decisions in that moment in time. Not wanting to be limited to being an herbivore, he had come to the conclusion that he had to do something that until now had nauseated him to no end. He was going to finally enter the forbidden zone—Peter Luger’s Steak House. Yes, he was going to…
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06-09-2012, 07:57 PM	#2327
Faux hawk Banned MBTI: XXXX Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,542	Aknowledge his love of bromance, as a genre. Proclaiming Bro's before Hoe's with a booming "Yaulp!", he took to the killing fields. Fickle minded and jaded he set about to doing bad in hopes some pure soul would stop him. Finding himself tattered emotionally he was forced to face his own mortal faults, but perhaps more clearly still another day...
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06-10-2012, 07:15 AM	#2328
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	of morbid revelation came to an inconclusive end. Utterly devastated yet tingling with a strange sensation, he...
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06-10-2012, 07:17 AM	#2329
Faux hawk Banned MBTI: XXXX Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,542	ran his figures across the keys contemplating time and space...
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06-10-2012, 10:51 AM	#2330
Simurgh Member [34%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 1,380	and which steak to order from the extensive menu. Sure, being master of the universe was an exacting job for an herbivore, but some protein from a heifer should help his synapses to fire more rapidly and ..
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06-10-2012, 04:51 PM	#2331
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	certainly pacify the occasional animal urges which were entering the periphery of his instincts. His eyes feasted on the pictures in the menu and he licked his lips when he saw...
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06-10-2012, 05:00 PM	#2332
Faux hawk Banned MBTI: XXXX Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,542	A lovely piece of rump; however, his guilt over salivation brought on by meat caused an onslaught of mixed emotions. This affected his generally suave demeanor; he proclaimed salivation to be enraging during the hours of 4am and 6am. That was simply a bad time for such responses. Salivation first thing draped a groggy cast over the remains of the day...
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06-10-2012, 05:08 PM	#2333
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	which labored to a slow excruciating demise. The sun dipped miserably below the horizon while the defiant moon ...
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06-10-2012, 05:12 PM	#2334
Sprelious Core Member [600%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,033	danced in the sky with reckless abandon. Flaunting it's superiority over the night sky. It ...
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06-10-2012, 05:14 PM	#2335
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	led the constellation this way and that way in no particular order. This confused the tide so much that...
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06-10-2012, 05:15 PM	#2336
Faux hawk Banned MBTI: XXXX Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,542	Called her friend Luna to find some alternate ambiance. The guilty vegan needed some space to sort out his rump roast feelings. Luna and Moon were very excited to change some of the scenery and they were expecting guests! The anticipation of the new experiences was indeed building...
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06-10-2012, 05:22 PM	#2337
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	up. Suddenly, out of the corner of the galaxy...
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06-10-2012, 05:25 PM	#2338
Faux hawk Banned MBTI: XXXX Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,542	A small piece of molding fell from the rafters. It appeared to be plaster? Looking up he realized that he'd never even noticed the damn rafters before and now this!...
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06-10-2012, 05:29 PM	#2339
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	a piece of reality so bizarre it knocked him off his socks. He looked at his feet and was surprised to see that his...
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06-10-2012, 05:33 PM	#2340
Faux hawk Banned MBTI: XXXX Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,542	Socks were indeed individuals! They had refused to be paired off by such arbitrary categories as shape and color. Instead they'd banded together and chose to live in the harmony of one large basket...
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06-10-2012, 05:35 PM	#2341
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	with a litter of kittens. The green socks was particularly...
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06-10-2012, 06:09 PM	#2342
Faux hawk Banned MBTI: XXXX Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,542	Of interest to the smallest kitten with the widest eyes! He pounced immediately to see if he could coax something more animated out of it's repose...
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06-10-2012, 06:13 PM	#2343
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	and discovered that when extended, green socks return to its original state. Convinced that no one knew about this, he decided to...
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06-10-2012, 06:15 PM	#2344
Faux hawk Banned MBTI: XXXX Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,542	Carry green sock about. He hissed and batted at it...
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06-10-2012, 06:22 PM	#2345
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	and was delighted to find no resistance, which is precisely how he liked matters to be. While he was gloating his superiority over the docile socks, he suddenly noticed a stray strand...
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06-10-2012, 06:28 PM	#2346
Faux hawk Banned MBTI: XXXX Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,542	Of thread. As the sock had given out the seeming life left in it, he trotted away with the thread to see what he could coax from it before it too was limp on the ground...
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06-10-2012, 06:33 PM	#2347
Fujimoto Core Member [133%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 5,340	but realized that the thread was connected to a sweater. Something tickled at his mind, some cautionary tale about holding a thread and just walking away. Where had he heard that before? And how was it that a cat could suddenly ponder '90s garage rock hits? Baffled, the cat...
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06-10-2012, 06:37 PM	#2348
Faux hawk Banned MBTI: XXXX Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,542	decided that while nudity was of some concern in the lyrics; for himself covered in fur it was of little concern. Though, it was fascinating that cats contemplated such things...
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06-10-2012, 06:38 PM	#2349
Fujimoto Core Member [133%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 5,340	so in order to make sense of it all, he decided he should drag his owner's Macbook to the nearest Starbucks and...
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06-10-2012, 06:41 PM	#2350
CakeZ Member [05%] MBTI: INxJ Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 213	throw it at the nearest socialism preaching hipster, with a Wikipedia page open to "Communist Manifesto." The hipster, in shock, looked at the Macbook and...
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