[Mogura]

I came across this while researching children's nursery rhymes. Kinda funny how Google has it's own stream of consciousness (and a bizarre one at that!). Anyway, since you're probably already familiar with the concept of a bucket list (aka, things to do before you die), I'll spare you the lengthy explanation and get right to it.


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How many have you done? And what's on your bucket list?

[catzmeow]

I really don't feel like a 3-some or group sex are on my bucket list. I don't like to share.

What I don't like about this particular bucket list is that it seems to assume that if your sex life isn't pushing the limits of known human sexual practices, you've somehow missed out.

Somehow, I don't feel like I've missed out because I haven't had group sex or watched other people have sex (live and in living color).

Am I alone in being utterly uninterested in those things while also being slightly kinky?

[Mogura]

	Originally Posted by catzmeow To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Am I alone in being utterly uninterested in those things while also being slightly kinky?

No, I'm pretty much the same way. My list, were I to write one, would probably be different--and a lot shorter (How could they forget to include "Doing the reverse cowgirl while using a laptop PC?"). Though, Mile High Club would be good for the lulz.

[katrin]

Originally Posted by catzmeow To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

I really don't feel like a 3-some or group sex are on my bucket list. I don't like to share. What I don't like about this particular bucket list is that it seems to assume that if your sex life isn't pushing the limits of known human sexual practices, you've somehow missed out. Somehow, I don't feel like I've missed out because I haven't had group sex or watched other people have sex (live and in living color). Am I alone in being utterly uninterested in those things while also being slightly kinky?

No. I agree with you.

I've only done half of these things and while most of them sound like fun to try, the ones involving multiple people don't appeal.

[Suspicious]

God, I've been on the internet way too long. Even though a lot of it is distasteful to my personal sensibilities, none of it seems that outlandish to me.

[cannotseethe]

I guess I'm a ho bag because I've done about 40 of those things. Within the realm of what's on that list I'd be interested in roleplaying; haven't done much of that. I don't keep bucket lists and can't say there's anything sexual I'm hellbent on trying before I expire, but there's a lot I'd try once under the right circumstances.

Cafemom, Mogura?

[dontmesswithme]

I've done 19 of those things. The most memorable was sex in a tent. We were a couple of horntoads! We were pretty pent-up, though. The word "animalistic" comes to mind. I can't believe I just typed that.

In terms of the ones I would like to try, the favourite would be to join the Mile High Club. That would be so much fun!

[Mogura]

	Originally Posted by dontmesswithme To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	In terms of the ones I would like to try, the favourite would be to join the Mile High Club. That would be so much fun!

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[theficklefinger]

I was interested in sex pretty early on, checked off the boxes I was interested in YEARS ago.

[ricearoni]

It weirds me out that I've done quite a few of the things on this list. I suppose the one thing I'd really like to try is sex in broad daylight, but it'd have to be somewhere secluded with zero chance of being caught.

[OJIScudbone]

None of these really stand out as a bucket list should, and I've done most of what's listed. I will never have sex with a stranger though, that fantasy doesn't have much appeal.

[jkatra]

I was surprised at how uncreative the list was. I was expecting something like "Have sex with a blonde, brunette and redhead in every U.S. city that starts with the letter N". I'm mostly conservative with sex and reserve it only for those I really care about.

[AngryGroceries]

As long as it can be done exclusively with the person I love, I'd do almost anything. Otherwise I'm not interested.

[Mogura]

	Originally Posted by jkatra To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	I was surprised at how uncreative the list was. I was expecting something like "Have sex with a blonde, brunette and redhead in every U.S. city that starts with the letter N".

Were the list to have been written by a young, horny male, no doubt such entries would be present (drunken, naked Twister with baby oil, anyone?). But alas, the list was written by a female for perhaps a more mainstream, female crowd...

[Favorite Pills]

Few of the items on that list appeal to me. I'm a zero on the Kinsey scale, so I have no desire to kiss a girl. I believe that in threesomes, all parties should be attracted to each other, so I can only conceivably be in a threesome with two bisexual men. The rest of the list looks pretty vanilla to me.

I had my own sexual bucket list before I read this, though it was mostly a list of the kind of guys I wanted to bang, and the places in which I'd want to bang them, at some point in my life. "Nail a college professor" (the boyfriend says to give him 10 years to fulfill that fantasy of mine), "conference table sex," "rooftop sex," etc.

[Uriel]

Angels can go through that bucket list without batting a feather.

[katrin]

	Originally Posted by Uriel To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Angels can go through that bucket list without batting a feather.

Then what would you put on a bucket list for the devilish?

[Uriel]

1. Having your partner sit on top of you and grind/squirm while they're watching porn on your computer.

2. Fucking someone sans-condom while they're ledged on the balcony -facing the sky- in broad daylight.

3. Ejaculating in your partner's mouth and watching them swallow.

4. Urinating in their face while watching them try to catch as much of it with their mouth and swallow.

5. Getting a blowjob in an 'obscured' part of a movie theatre.

6. Fucking someone who is face-down, ass-up with their hands backwards and having one of your feet stepping on their face.

7. Fucking someone and holding their face with one hand and slapping them with the other while spitting (not 'politely transferring saliva') at their face/mouth.


What's a little unsettling is that someone out there considers this list as Rated G.

[katrin]

Whatever consenting adults want to do is their business, but several of those things would never appeal to me. (Anything involving urine or feces or being spat upon=no to me.)

It's possible to be kinky without engaging in acts that one considers degrading. It's even possible to engage in power exchange without feeling degraded. Of course, what people find degrading varies.

And #3 is very common and probably #1; #5 also, somewhat.

[Uriel]

I think the fact that it's degrading is what makes it appealing to them. Once it's over, they go outside and it's over. *shrugs*

Preferably, I like slow and sensual sex. The ones that last for like, an hour. And only number 1. of what I listed above.

Scat, fists, and objects that would make a dildo look like a porcelain cherub in comparison are my no-nos.

[karenann33]

In my life I've already tried about 35 of those things. The rest I have no interest in. No group sex, no threesomes, no sex with a stranger, no sex in an airplane, and I certainly do not want to kiss a girl. And at this point the chance of me leaving the country to have sex is slim as well.

[Zsych]

My definition of kinky seems to have changed. My reaction to that entire list is: Okay, you should normally want to do this at some point. I don't see anything exotic here.

[AltoidaMintera]

31. And I don't feel bad about that at all. I'd like to try it in a plane once, maybe some of the public places ideas.. but the group stuff doesn't really appeal to me.

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	Originally Posted by Zsych To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	My definition of kinky seems to have changed. My reaction to that entire list is: Okay, you should normally want to do this at some point. I don't see anything exotic here.

Agreed. I thought the list was pretty tame.

[zibber]

	Originally Posted by catzmeow To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Am I alone in being utterly uninterested in those things while also being slightly kinky?

It is the most vanilla list in the word.

"Light spanking".

"Read erotica".

Snooze gently.

[JTG]

Have done: 25 items
Will likely do: 6
Want to do: 9
Don't care about: 10

I wouldn't say, if i were to have a bucket list, that there would be any sexual experiences on it. I've never been one of those "oh man, i need to have a threesome before i can die happy!" types. There were ten items on the list that i'll probably never do, unless a partner wants to give them a shot. I'll agree that the list seems tamer than i expected, but everything on the list is fairly normal, and reasonably attainable. Dunno why the writer of the list made the "light spanking" distinction if there was no "spanking with a ping-pong paddle" option.

However, this:

	Originally Posted by Mogura To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	drunken, naked Twister with baby oil, anyone?

sounds fantastic. I've done dish soap twister in swimsuits, and it was a blast. Naked baby oil twister should be great fun at parties.