[ApostateAbe]

Every state should have a $25 fine for every day that anyone breaks the law and breathes. Breathing depletes valuable oxygen gas that people need to live and replaces it with a greenhouse gas that will heat the planet, melt the poles and wreck chaotic changes on the global climate. Such a law will also add much-need extra revenue to state coffers.

[Nemesis]

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	Every state should have a $25 fine for every day that anyone breaks the law and breathes. Breathing depletes valuable oxygen gas that people need to live and replaces it with a greenhouse gas that will heat the planet, melt the poles and wreck chaotic changes on the global climate. Such a law will also add much-need extra revenue to state coffers.

You're too soft on breathers.

Rape, torture, then forced sterilization. If anyone disagrees or protests, send the airforce, navy, army, FBI, CIA, NSA, to kill them and their families then drop napalm on their home. For more than one offense, their neighborhood will be nuked and the scumbag's extended family will be forced to live in the radioactive debris for 30 generations. For anyone trying to escape... public execution.

[ApostateAbe]

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You're too soft on breathers. Rape, torture, then forced sterilization. If anyone disagrees or protests, send the airforce, navy, army, FBI, CIA, NSA, to kill them and their families then drop napalm on their home. For more than one offense, their neighborhood will be nuked and the scumbag's extended family will be forced to live in the radioactive debris for 30 generations. For anyone trying to escape... public execution.

That's definitely overkill. It should be 25 generations, tops.

[Cooper]

No, no, no....don't charge people for breathing, charge them for exhaling.

[NoGrayArea01]

Maybe charging people for breathing will help pay off national debt - in four hundred years.

[themuzicman]

Yeah, we know prohibition doesn't work.. just tax it out of existence.

[pff]

What if we just walked around breathing nitrous?
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[dontmesswithme]

A tax on breaking wind is more feasible. Especially when on a crowded bus. That's just inexcusable. Gawdammit.

[Izzy]

You mock, but surely you have heard of the Carbon Tax...the way the regulation is worded, the government can regulate breathing if it so chooses.

[saberu]

Lets start with the animals.

In "Time to Eat the Dog? The Real Guide to Sustainable Living," authors Robert and Brenda Vale argue that resources required to feed a dog -- including the amount of land needed to feed the animals that go into its food -- give it about twice the eco-footprint of, say, building and fueling a Toyota Land Cruiser. Noting that a cat's pawprint was roughly equivalent to a Volkswagen Golf's, "New Scientist" ( To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. ) asked an environmentalist at the Stockholm Environment Institute in York, U.K., to independently calculate animals' environmental impact, and reported that "his figures tallied almost exactly." The study apparently didn't take into account the emissions of either the SUV or the dogs.

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[Snowdragon]

Exhaling is adding to global warming.