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Bad idea: Using mouthwash as eye drops.
Good idea: Knowing the pros and cons of a product before you decide to buy it. |
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#527 |
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Core Member [135%]
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Bad idea: Knowing the pros and cons of a product before you decide to buy it only to find out 'original' source came from a sleazy marketer's Internet blog
Good idea: Reading well-written, old and new, every kind of Literature from every kind of country/culture you can. Not that I'm biased :=D |
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#528 |
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Veteran Member [63%]
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Bad idea: reading well-written, old and new, every kind of Literature from every kind of country/culture you can, at the same time and without pause.
Good idea: Taking a deep breath and just be still for a moment. |
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#529 |
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Core Member [211%]
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Bad Idea: Taking a deep breath during a mustard gas attack.
Good Idea: Learning how to swim. |
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#530 |
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Veteran Member [80%]
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Bad idea: Swimming in boiling water.
Good idea: Listening to music. |
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#531 |
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Core Member [135%]
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Bad idea: Listening to music that is all-absorbing while you're driving in rush hour.
Good idea: Making love with your partner. |
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#532 |
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Core Member [102%]
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Bad idea: Listening to high school music recitals.
Good idea: Buying clothes at a discount. |
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#533 |
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Veteran Member [80%]
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Bad idea #1: Having a threesome with your partner and a third party of your choice.
Bad idea #2: Buying seriously stained clothes at a discount. Good idea: Using a condoms |
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#534 |
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Core Member [211%]
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Bad Idea: Wearing a condom when making love with a blow up doll.
Good Idea: Having a real girlfriend. |
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#535 |
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Veteran Member [80%]
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Bad idea: Having a really murderous girlfriend.
Good idea: Murder. |
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#536 |
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Core Member [135%]
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^^ Did you get those two mixed up, again???
Bad idea: Watching Murder, She Wrote Good Idea: Owning a gun when you live in a bad-ass neighborhood. |
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#537 |
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Core Member [341%]
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Bad Idea: Owning a gun when you live in a bad-ass neighbourhood and storing it outside the front door in the mailbox.
Good Idea: Moving to a nicer neighbourhood. |
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#538 |
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Veteran Member [63%]
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Bad idea: moving to a nicer neighborhood in a plastic bag one of the middle class serial killers brought.
Good idea: having a good idea |
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#539 |
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Core Member [341%]
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Bad Idea: Having a good idea and sharing it with Mark Zuckerberg.
Good Idea: Start your own small business. |
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#540 |
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Core Member [606%]
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Bad idea: Start your own small business while congress is playing fast and loose with the economy
Good Idea: Voting all the bastards out |
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#541 |
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Core Member [135%]
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Bad idea: including a good bastard in the outing.
Good idea: Redefining voting. |
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#542 |
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Core Member [606%]
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Bad idea: redefining voting and ending up with the new definition redefined by the talkin heads
Good Idea: Stiffling the talking heads |
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#543 |
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Core Member [116%]
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Bad idea: stifling the talking heads via assassination.
Good idea: eating a sandwich. |
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#544 |
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Core Member [606%]
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Bad idea: Eating a sandwich you made from the mystery meat you found in the back of the refridgerator.
Good idea: Chocolate |
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#545 |
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Veteran Member [80%]
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Bad idea: Waving chocolate out of reach of your girlfriend while she's on her period.
Good idea: Running. |
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#546 |
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Core Member [135%]
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Bad idea: Running with scissors pointed toward penis.
Good idea: Rubbing chocolate on your girlfriend when she asked you to... |
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#547 |
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Veteran Member [80%]
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Bad idea: it wasn't really chocolate.
Good idea: sanitized wipes. |
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#548 |
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Member [02%]
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Bad idea: Using used sanitized wipes
Good idea: Keeping your desk neat and tidy. |
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#549 |
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Member [03%]
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Bad Idea: Keeping your desk neat and tidy... by dumping everything under it.
Good Idea: Singing in tune. |
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#550 |
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Core Member [341%]
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Bad Idea: Singing in tune to Yoko Ono.
Good Idea: Keep your ego in check. |
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