[reiven]

*points out to reitszu that i have complete authority over protectorate dominions, and personages therin*
*binds reitszu's hands and feet, fills her pocketsess with goldfish, and releases the felines*

king reiven hill and estates
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[Reizu]

*Chews through rope/chain/whatever with super-enhanced bionic teeth*
*Kicks cats through window*
*Slingshots goldfish into Reiven's ear*

Mah heel!

[reiven]

*blow nose to create enough pressure to pop goldfish from ear*
*glues reizulu's feet to an alligator*
*dumps heard of gazelles into pond near hill*
*waves*

my hill
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[Reizu]

*Calls PETA about Reiven's cruelty towards alligators*
*PETA sues Reiven and settled for ownership of the pond-side hill property*
*Convinces PETA to leave the hill in my ownership as a habitat for animals to live freely*

My hill.

[reiven]

*schedules BBQ with the fine folks from People Eating Tasty Animals.*
*sends Rei (capitol R, not to be confused with rei, lowercase (yet monarchial) r) to get some styrofoam cups from costco*

oops, our costco is closed on sunday. see ya tomorrow.

my hill
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[Reizu]

*comes back tomorrow*

My hill.

[reiven]

it's still today

my hill
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[Reizu]

Time is relative.

My hill.

[reiven]

it's still my hill, even if were related
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[Reizu]

FINE
*time travels to distant future where the hill still exists, but Reiven doesn't*

My hill!

[reiven]

*time travels backward to the day before ^'s inception and leaves a condom on the night stand*

hello?
helllloooo?

my hill
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[Reizu]

Too bad for you, my parents were too drunk to even remember what a condom is for!

My hill.

[reiven]

*goes further back in time with a banana and a condom....*

never mind;
*suspends Reidon over shark tank; shoots henchman, and slowly lowers ^ into the mouth of a hungry shark.*

my appetizer hill
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[Reizu]

*Notifies Reiven that Reidon is still not my name*

My hill

[reiven]

ok ok OK

*binds reizu head to foot in duct tape*
*suspends her upside down over camp fire*
*sprays fire with lighter fluid*

there's nothing like the smell of napalm in the morning.

my hill
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[Reizu]

*whistles the Song of Storms*
*realizes that won't work the best on lighter fluid, so whistles the Song of Fire Extinguishers to put out the fire*
*Uses shark-tooth bracelet to cut the ropes*
*Attacks Reiven with an army of marmosets*

My hill

[reiven]

*draws up primary and secondary plans of attack*
*purchases necessary tools and equipment*
*goes through primary and secondary plan of attack dry-runs*
*executes primary and secondary plan of attack dress rehearsals*
*checks plan with team of lawyers*
*eats last meal*
*brushes teeth*
*closes eyes for just a second to revitalize....*

[Reizu]

Currently still my hill.

[Cooper]

Smacked off the hill with a trout.

My Hill.

[Reizu]

Washed off hill with Chocolate Rain

My hill

[Gerard91]

*nukes the hill*

My post-nuclear zombie hill.

[reiven]

*disenuketifies hill*

my shiny clean hill
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[Reizu]

*Redirects fuel trucks to hill then hits them with a rocket launcher*
My barren hill!

[reiven]

*plants a tree and opens a lemonade stand*
my renaissance hill
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[Reizu]

*Drinks all your lemonade*

My lemonadeless hill!