Random Murder thread - Page 94

**Bobsama** · 07-21-2011, 08:27 PM

Targeted by the Black Widow Murders.

**John F Kennedy** · 07-21-2011, 08:35 PM

Global warming leads to the rise of a new superbug that attacks brain. The victim undergoes gray cell decay and in his last throes starts singing ditties learned from childhood, like HAL 9000.

**Bobsama** · 07-21-2011, 09:02 PM

Thrown out an airlock, Boomer style!

**IronSulfide** · 07-22-2011, 04:39 AM

Flung around by poltergeist.

**John F Kennedy** · 07-22-2011, 07:21 AM

Ate a mouldy cookie.

**Bobsama** · 07-22-2011, 07:56 AM

Assassination

**IronSulfide** · 07-22-2011, 09:49 AM

Feeding tube removed.

**gracious** · 07-22-2011, 11:23 AM

It seems the steady diet of Hot Pockets and Uncrustables was not sufficient nutritional value to sustain you. Whoda thunk it.

thebrainpolice · 07-22-2011, 01:38 PM

Beat to death by a nerd with a toy light-sabre when you confused Star Wars with Star Trek.

**IronSulfide** · 07-22-2011, 01:40 PM

Shot by George Lucas when you insulted the Star Wars prequels to his face.

thebrainpolice · 07-22-2011, 01:46 PM

Stabbed by William Shatner when you said Captain Picard was better than Captain Kirk.

**NoGrayArea01** · 07-22-2011, 10:20 PM

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**AGHRMS** · 07-22-2011, 11:06 PM

Strapped to a nuclear warhead before launch.

**IronSulfide** · 07-23-2011, 06:31 AM

Crushed by King Kong's massive fists.

thebrainpolice · 07-23-2011, 06:40 AM

Shot down by the red baron.

**IronSulfide** · 07-23-2011, 06:54 AM

Passenger on the Hindenburg.

**John F Kennedy** · 07-23-2011, 08:35 AM

Heart attack during paid sex.

**AGHRMS** · 07-23-2011, 08:45 AM

Abducted by a family of cannibals.

**NoGrayArea01** · 07-23-2011, 11:49 AM

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**IronSulfide** · 07-23-2011, 12:24 PM

Crushed by life-size collapsing Jenga tower.

thebrainpolice · 07-23-2011, 02:02 PM

Went to the running of the bulls in Pamplona, Spain. Bulls 1 Iron Sulfide 0

**gracious** · 07-23-2011, 02:03 PM

Did not expect the Spanish Inquisition.

**IronSulfide** · 07-23-2011, 03:03 PM

Visits the Leaning Tower of Pisa at the historic moment that it collapses, crushing Gracious and hundreds of other gawking tourists.

**gracious** · 07-23-2011, 04:30 PM

Crushed while making out with the Blarney Stone.

**Bobsama** · 07-23-2011, 04:37 PM

Arson gone wrong

07-21-2011, 08:27 PM	#2326
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07-21-2011, 08:35 PM	#2327
John F Kennedy Member [36%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,461	Global warming leads to the rise of a new superbug that attacks brain. The victim undergoes gray cell decay and in his last throes starts singing ditties learned from childhood, like HAL 9000.
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07-21-2011, 09:02 PM	#2328
Bobsama Veteran Member [80%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 3,234	Thrown out an airlock, Boomer style!
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07-22-2011, 04:39 AM	#2329
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	Flung around by poltergeist.
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07-22-2011, 07:21 AM	#2330
John F Kennedy Member [36%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,461	Ate a mouldy cookie.
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07-22-2011, 07:56 AM	#2331
Bobsama Veteran Member [80%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 3,234	Assassination
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07-22-2011, 09:49 AM	#2332
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	Feeding tube removed.
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07-22-2011, 11:23 AM	#2333
gracious Core Member [341%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,673	It seems the steady diet of Hot Pockets and Uncrustables was not sufficient nutritional value to sustain you. Whoda thunk it.
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07-22-2011, 01:38 PM	#2334
thebrainpolice Core Member [212%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,496	Beat to death by a nerd with a toy light-sabre when you confused Star Wars with Star Trek.
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07-22-2011, 01:40 PM	#2335
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	Shot by George Lucas when you insulted the Star Wars prequels to his face.
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07-22-2011, 01:46 PM	#2336
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07-22-2011, 10:20 PM	#2337
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07-22-2011, 11:06 PM	#2338
AGHRMS Member [27%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 1,103	Strapped to a nuclear warhead before launch.
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07-23-2011, 06:31 AM	#2339
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	Crushed by King Kong's massive fists.
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07-23-2011, 06:40 AM	#2340
thebrainpolice Core Member [212%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,496	Shot down by the red baron.
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07-23-2011, 06:54 AM	#2341
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	Passenger on the Hindenburg.
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07-23-2011, 08:35 AM	#2342
John F Kennedy Member [36%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,461	Heart attack during paid sex.
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07-23-2011, 08:45 AM	#2343
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07-23-2011, 11:49 AM	#2344
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07-23-2011, 12:24 PM	#2345
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	Crushed by life-size collapsing Jenga tower.
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07-23-2011, 02:02 PM	#2346
thebrainpolice Core Member [212%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,496	Went to the running of the bulls in Pamplona, Spain. Bulls 1 Iron Sulfide 0
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07-23-2011, 02:03 PM	#2347
gracious Core Member [341%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,673	Did not expect the Spanish Inquisition.
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07-23-2011, 03:03 PM	#2348
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	Visits the Leaning Tower of Pisa at the historic moment that it collapses, crushing Gracious and hundreds of other gawking tourists.
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07-23-2011, 04:30 PM	#2349
gracious Core Member [341%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,673	Crushed while making out with the Blarney Stone.
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07-23-2011, 04:37 PM	#2350
Bobsama Veteran Member [80%] MBTI: xxxx Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 3,234	Arson gone wrong
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