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Old 11-22-2010, 09:01 PM   #776
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Old 11-22-2010, 09:12 PM   #777
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Old 11-22-2010, 11:04 PM   #778
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Old 11-24-2010, 07:13 PM   #779
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Old 11-25-2010, 09:56 AM   #780
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Old 11-25-2010, 07:20 PM   #781
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Old 11-25-2010, 07:20 PM   #782
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*Stabs Othesemo repetedly with a turkey injector and infiltrates tissue with Cajun seasoning*
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Old 11-25-2010, 08:46 PM   #783
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Old 11-25-2010, 09:09 PM   #784
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Old 11-25-2010, 09:37 PM   #785
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Old 11-25-2010, 09:40 PM   #786
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Old 11-25-2010, 09:47 PM   #787
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Old 11-25-2010, 09:48 PM   #788
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Old 11-25-2010, 09:51 PM   #789
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Old 11-25-2010, 09:53 PM   #790
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Old 11-25-2010, 09:55 PM   #791
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Old 11-25-2010, 09:55 PM   #792
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Old 11-25-2010, 10:00 PM   #793
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Old 11-25-2010, 10:02 PM   #794
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Old 11-25-2010, 10:05 PM   #795
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Old 11-25-2010, 10:06 PM   #796
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Old 11-25-2010, 10:09 PM   #797
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*Trips RO* Opps, too bad you feel into that pot of scalding oil. Tsk, tsk- Now I need fresh oil to fry the next turkey in.
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Old 11-25-2010, 10:10 PM   #798
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Old 11-25-2010, 10:10 PM   #799
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Old 11-25-2010, 10:15 PM   #800
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