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**IronSulfide** · 07-16-2012, 04:54 AM

^ Decided to disarm a land mine by stepping on it.

Coralaisly · 07-16-2012, 09:00 AM

^got lost at sea, drank too much saltwater

**gracious** · 07-16-2012, 02:18 PM

^ Long hair caught in the axle of a passing bus.

Coralaisly · 07-16-2012, 03:23 PM

^Mistaken for Justin Beeber and torn apart by rabid fans

thebrainpolice · 07-16-2012, 05:46 PM

^Torn apart by rabid Justin Bieber fans for spelling his name wrong.

**gracious** · 07-16-2012, 05:50 PM

^Torn apart by rabid raccoons for picking out all the best stuff from their favourite waste receptacle.

Coralaisly · 07-16-2012, 10:08 PM

^entombed in a vat of salsa

**venuspop** · 07-17-2012, 05:25 AM

Sandwiched between The Devil and The Deep Blue Sea.

**IronSulfide** · 07-17-2012, 05:35 PM

^ Overstayed your welcome at the pound.

**gracious** · 07-17-2012, 05:37 PM

^ Was a bit careless while feeding his piranhas.

**IronSulfide** · 07-17-2012, 05:50 PM

^ Drowned in a koi pond mishap.

**gracious** · 07-17-2012, 05:52 PM

^ Quicksand in the golf sand trap.

**IronSulfide** · 07-17-2012, 05:55 PM

^ Thrown from horse at polo match.

**gracious** · 07-17-2012, 05:57 PM

^ Thrown as a beach ball at a water polo match.

**IronSulfide** · 07-17-2012, 05:59 PM

^ Engaged in undersea photography without a shark cage.

**gracious** · 07-17-2012, 06:02 PM

^ Hung his head out the window to see how the dog feels and was hit by the sideview mirror of a passing transport truck.

**IronSulfide** · 07-17-2012, 06:04 PM

^ Went skydiving on the understanding that the parachute opens automatically.

**gracious** · 07-17-2012, 06:06 PM

^ Tried to cross Niagara Falls on a strand of dental floss.

**IronSulfide** · 07-17-2012, 06:11 PM

^ Tried to climb Mt. Everest in a T-shirt and shorts.

**gracious** · 07-17-2012, 06:14 PM

^ Murdered by his Sherpa guide after the fifth straight day of acting out his favourite scenes from Star Wars.

**IronSulfide** · 07-17-2012, 06:16 PM

Killed by an angry mob at Comic Con for announcing a Jar-Jar Binks spinoff.

**gracious** · 07-17-2012, 06:21 PM

^ Officially changed his name to Obi-Wan.

Coralaisly · 07-17-2012, 10:40 PM

There once was a watchmaker who'd done his apprentice wrong...
So he planned his revenge and perfected his art...
So he made his new invention with gears, springs and cogs..
As he placed it his old master's workshop, knew it'd sell before long...
A brand new pocketwatch is worn close to the heart...
And that's where the damage would start...

Gracious took a shining to the timepiece at two...
Set it and wore it, as people so oft' do...
Went about their day and then went out to dine..
Had no idea the new watch did much more than chime..
And later that evening at six on the dot...
They both came to a messy...

And permanent...

Stop.

Then the old maker was a... ruined man...
He knew that his clocks would ne'er sell again...
Sat in a jail cell until the clock chimed three...
He couldn't made bail after his apprentice plan...
Searched for the apprentice, but his finding was not to be...
To his undoing, the little watch was the key...
He knew that that evening he'd pay for that crime...
For that sinister little watch that did more than keep time...
Then he looked to the sky and prepared for the dark...
In the morning he was taken away and he paid...
The apprentice opened a little workshop and store...
Knew his revenge was done on the old man now late...

And it all...

Worked out...

Like clockwork...

**plotthickens** · 07-18-2012, 03:23 PM

^ tightlaced too much and her head popped off.

**gracious** · 07-18-2012, 06:26 PM

^ One orgasm too many.
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07-16-2012, 04:54 AM	#5301
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07-16-2012, 09:00 AM	#5302
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07-16-2012, 02:18 PM	#5303
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07-16-2012, 03:23 PM	#5304
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07-16-2012, 05:46 PM	#5305
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07-16-2012, 05:50 PM	#5306
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07-16-2012, 10:08 PM	#5307
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07-17-2012, 05:25 AM	#5308
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07-17-2012, 05:35 PM	#5309
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07-17-2012, 05:37 PM	#5310
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07-17-2012, 05:50 PM	#5311
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	^ Drowned in a koi pond mishap.
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07-17-2012, 05:52 PM	#5312
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07-17-2012, 05:55 PM	#5313
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07-17-2012, 05:57 PM	#5314
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07-17-2012, 05:59 PM	#5315
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07-17-2012, 06:02 PM	#5316
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07-17-2012, 06:04 PM	#5317
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	^ Went skydiving on the understanding that the parachute opens automatically.
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07-17-2012, 06:06 PM	#5318
gracious Core Member [342%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,691	^ Tried to cross Niagara Falls on a strand of dental floss.
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07-17-2012, 06:11 PM	#5319
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	^ Tried to climb Mt. Everest in a T-shirt and shorts.
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07-17-2012, 06:14 PM	#5320
gracious Core Member [342%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,691	^ Murdered by his Sherpa guide after the fifth straight day of acting out his favourite scenes from Star Wars.
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07-17-2012, 06:16 PM	#5321
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07-17-2012, 06:21 PM	#5322
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07-17-2012, 10:40 PM	#5323
Coralaisly Veteran Member [80%] MBTI: XXXX Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 3,205	There once was a watchmaker who'd done his apprentice wrong... So he planned his revenge and perfected his art... So he made his new invention with gears, springs and cogs.. As he placed it his old master's workshop, knew it'd sell before long... A brand new pocketwatch is worn close to the heart... And that's where the damage would start... Gracious took a shining to the timepiece at two... Set it and wore it, as people so oft' do... Went about their day and then went out to dine.. Had no idea the new watch did much more than chime.. And later that evening at six on the dot... They both came to a messy... And permanent... Stop. Then the old maker was a... ruined man... He knew that his clocks would ne'er sell again... Sat in a jail cell until the clock chimed three... He couldn't made bail after his apprentice plan... Searched for the apprentice, but his finding was not to be... To his undoing, the little watch was the key... He knew that that evening he'd pay for that crime... For that sinister little watch that did more than keep time... Then he looked to the sky and prepared for the dark... In the morning he was taken away and he paid... The apprentice opened a little workshop and store... Knew his revenge was done on the old man now late... And it all... Worked out... Like clockwork...
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07-18-2012, 03:23 PM	#5324
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07-18-2012, 06:26 PM	#5325
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