Random Murder thread - Page 178

**gracious** · 02-01-2012, 06:00 PM

Montezuma decided you weren't worth the effort.

thebrainpolice · 02-01-2012, 06:24 PM

Sacrificed to appease Tezcatlipoca.

**gracious** · 02-01-2012, 06:26 PM

Crushed under a naked human pyramid at Guantanamo.

thebrainpolice · 02-01-2012, 06:30 PM

Attacked by German Shepards at Abu Ghraib.

**gracious** · 02-01-2012, 06:35 PM

Taken out by teacup poodles, but I'll spare you the details.

**JasonINTJ** · 02-02-2012, 01:44 AM

Man-eating clouds from the sky flew down while you were cutting grass and ate you.

**venuspop** · 02-02-2012, 03:56 AM

JasonINTJ told a bunch of ladies at a Group Session that he is a trained stud. They ate him alive.

**IronSulfide** · 02-02-2012, 10:03 AM

Crushed by the untimely collapse of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

thebrainpolice · 02-02-2012, 10:09 AM

Became dizzy and nauseous from undercooked snails and fell off the Eiffel Tower.

**IronSulfide** · 02-02-2012, 10:15 AM

Drowned in the Tuileries fountain.

thebrainpolice · 02-02-2012, 10:19 AM

Crushed by the Venus de Milo at the Louvre.

**IronSulfide** · 02-02-2012, 10:21 AM

Fell through the glass pyramid entrance to the Louvre due to drunken double-dare.

thebrainpolice · 02-02-2012, 10:29 AM

Stood in front of a German tank headed down the Champs-Élysées. Unfortunately the driver didn't stop.

**JasonINTJ** · 02-02-2012, 12:21 PM

Evil Leprechaun turned you into a fashion model and made you strut down a runway. As you minced down the catwalk, sporting an all green attire, suddenly your dress lifted up and was magically pulled off of your body, over your head and into the audience, caught by the Evil Leprechaun, who was pretending to be a photographer. You stood there, in bra and panties, very embarrassed, as suddenly everybody in the audience turned into pigs, oinking at you. Just then, you were trampled to death by BULLS, rushing down the runway in the latest haute couture fashions. The bulls scurried down the runway in fashion victory and then turned around and headed to backstage. Evil Leprechaun, clapping, claimed they were gorgeous and then he threw your green dress onto your bloody, mangled body and shouted, "THIS IS SO LAST YEAR!"

**IronSulfide** · 02-02-2012, 02:03 PM

Wore a "Free Tibet" T-shirt on your tour of the Forbidden City.

**venuspop** · 02-03-2012, 05:37 AM

^ tweeted about doing something unpardonable to Elvis.

^ was never seen again.

**jonnyb** · 02-04-2012, 09:26 PM

Didn't understand what her friend meant when she was told to listen to Nine inch Nails. She impelled her ear with a big nail and hemorrhaged her brains out.

**venuspop** · 02-05-2012, 01:08 AM

An ordinary day at the hospital.

Jonnyb stepped into the elevator at the 85th floor and began the descend at the stroke of midnight. At the 80th floor, a doctor joined him. Looking at him gravely, the doctor asked jonnyb some questions. Frowning, he gave jonnyb three jabs to "fix" him.

The doctor stepped out five floors below.

Two floors lower, the elevator door opened. A group of orderlies from the lunatic section asked jonnyb, "Did you see a mad man in a doctor gown?"

Jonnyb saw himself floating up in the air leaving someone who looked like him crumpled together on the floor ....

**JasonINTJ** · 02-06-2012, 11:34 PM

You died in your sleep while dreaming about being hit by a roller coaster while standing on its track. The sole passenger of the roller coaster, the Evil Leprechaun, laughed as he went upside down on a loop, but the joke's on him as he dropped some gold coins and his hat, which fell onto your mutilated dream body.

**venuspop** · 02-07-2012, 04:36 AM

^ sucked into a wormhole of his own creation.

**jonnyb** · 02-07-2012, 06:24 AM

The destination of JasonINTJ's worm hole is unfortunately in your intestines. Not only is it too bad for JasonINTJ, but you are vulnerable to all sorts of little nasties that end up finding their way into your intestines. They are all hungry, eating poor VP from the inside out.

**JasonINTJ** · 02-07-2012, 02:09 PM

That sounds downright dirty. Usually my worm hole leads to my own intestines. I guess it got bigger.

Evil Leprechaun turned you into a human aerosol can that sprays real gold spray paint. He took you to the hood and painted gold graffiti all over a building. When he was finished, you had become a beautiful leprechaun ghetto masterpiece and the spray can was empty, which meant you were dead.

**AGHRMS** · 02-07-2012, 02:11 PM

Was running down the stairs, holding an umbrella. Tripped, umbrella fell out of his hand. Impaled through throat, died from blood loss. Probably remained conscious for a good minute or two, though.

**IronSulfide** · 02-07-2012, 03:42 PM

^ Struck by lightning while singing in the rain.

thebrainpolice · 02-07-2012, 06:52 PM

^ beaten to death by flying gorillas while walking down the yellow brick road.

02-01-2012, 06:00 PM	#4426
gracious Core Member [341%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,671	Montezuma decided you weren't worth the effort.
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02-01-2012, 06:24 PM	#4427
thebrainpolice Core Member [211%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,466	Sacrificed to appease Tezcatlipoca.
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02-01-2012, 06:26 PM	#4428
gracious Core Member [341%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,671	Crushed under a naked human pyramid at Guantanamo.
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02-01-2012, 06:30 PM	#4429
thebrainpolice Core Member [211%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,466	Attacked by German Shepards at Abu Ghraib.
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02-01-2012, 06:35 PM	#4430
gracious Core Member [341%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,671	Taken out by teacup poodles, but I'll spare you the details.
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02-02-2012, 01:44 AM	#4431
JasonINTJ Member [13%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 538	Man-eating clouds from the sky flew down while you were cutting grass and ate you.
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02-02-2012, 03:56 AM	#4432
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	JasonINTJ told a bunch of ladies at a Group Session that he is a trained stud. They ate him alive.
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02-02-2012, 10:03 AM	#4433
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	Crushed by the untimely collapse of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
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02-02-2012, 10:09 AM	#4434
thebrainpolice Core Member [211%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,466	Became dizzy and nauseous from undercooked snails and fell off the Eiffel Tower.
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02-02-2012, 10:15 AM	#4435
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	Drowned in the Tuileries fountain.
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02-02-2012, 10:19 AM	#4436
thebrainpolice Core Member [211%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,466	Crushed by the Venus de Milo at the Louvre.
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02-02-2012, 10:21 AM	#4437
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	Fell through the glass pyramid entrance to the Louvre due to drunken double-dare.
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02-02-2012, 10:29 AM	#4438
thebrainpolice Core Member [211%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,466	Stood in front of a German tank headed down the Champs-Élysées. Unfortunately the driver didn't stop.
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02-02-2012, 12:21 PM	#4439
JasonINTJ Member [13%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 538	Evil Leprechaun turned you into a fashion model and made you strut down a runway. As you minced down the catwalk, sporting an all green attire, suddenly your dress lifted up and was magically pulled off of your body, over your head and into the audience, caught by the Evil Leprechaun, who was pretending to be a photographer. You stood there, in bra and panties, very embarrassed, as suddenly everybody in the audience turned into pigs, oinking at you. Just then, you were trampled to death by BULLS, rushing down the runway in the latest haute couture fashions. The bulls scurried down the runway in fashion victory and then turned around and headed to backstage. Evil Leprechaun, clapping, claimed they were gorgeous and then he threw your green dress onto your bloody, mangled body and shouted, "THIS IS SO LAST YEAR!"
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02-02-2012, 02:03 PM	#4440
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	Wore a "Free Tibet" T-shirt on your tour of the Forbidden City.
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02-03-2012, 05:37 AM	#4441
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	^ tweeted about doing something unpardonable to Elvis. ^ was never seen again.
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02-04-2012, 09:26 PM	#4442
jonnyb Core Member [462%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,495	Didn't understand what her friend meant when she was told to listen to Nine inch Nails. She impelled her ear with a big nail and hemorrhaged her brains out.
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02-05-2012, 01:08 AM	#4443
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	An ordinary day at the hospital. Jonnyb stepped into the elevator at the 85th floor and began the descend at the stroke of midnight. At the 80th floor, a doctor joined him. Looking at him gravely, the doctor asked jonnyb some questions. Frowning, he gave jonnyb three jabs to "fix" him. The doctor stepped out five floors below. Two floors lower, the elevator door opened. A group of orderlies from the lunatic section asked jonnyb, "Did you see a mad man in a doctor gown?" Jonnyb saw himself floating up in the air leaving someone who looked like him crumpled together on the floor ....
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02-06-2012, 11:34 PM	#4444
JasonINTJ Member [13%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 538	You died in your sleep while dreaming about being hit by a roller coaster while standing on its track. The sole passenger of the roller coaster, the Evil Leprechaun, laughed as he went upside down on a loop, but the joke's on him as he dropped some gold coins and his hat, which fell onto your mutilated dream body.
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02-07-2012, 04:36 AM	#4445
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	^ sucked into a wormhole of his own creation.
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02-07-2012, 06:24 AM	#4446
jonnyb Core Member [462%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,495	The destination of JasonINTJ's worm hole is unfortunately in your intestines. Not only is it too bad for JasonINTJ, but you are vulnerable to all sorts of little nasties that end up finding their way into your intestines. They are all hungry, eating poor VP from the inside out.
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02-07-2012, 02:09 PM	#4447
JasonINTJ Member [13%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 538	That sounds downright dirty. Usually my worm hole leads to my own intestines. I guess it got bigger. Evil Leprechaun turned you into a human aerosol can that sprays real gold spray paint. He took you to the hood and painted gold graffiti all over a building. When he was finished, you had become a beautiful leprechaun ghetto masterpiece and the spray can was empty, which meant you were dead.
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02-07-2012, 02:11 PM	#4448
AGHRMS Member [27%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 1,103	Was running down the stairs, holding an umbrella. Tripped, umbrella fell out of his hand. Impaled through throat, died from blood loss. Probably remained conscious for a good minute or two, though.
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02-07-2012, 03:42 PM	#4449
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	^ Struck by lightning while singing in the rain.
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02-07-2012, 06:52 PM	#4450
thebrainpolice Core Member [211%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,466	^ beaten to death by flying gorillas while walking down the yellow brick road.
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