Random Murder thread - Page 172

**Sprelious** · 01-19-2012, 09:49 AM

Stabbed by the sharp beak of a swooping herondactyl

**venuspop** · 01-19-2012, 09:56 PM

Played Cops and Robbers with a gang of velociraptor.

**IronSulfide** · 01-20-2012, 01:40 PM

Encountered a hungry hungry hippo on safari.

**Sprelious** · 01-20-2012, 03:37 PM

Played knock Your Block Off with Mike Tyson.

thebrainpolice · 01-20-2012, 04:23 PM

Decided to take that job as Muammar Gaddafi's chauffeur.

**Sprelious** · 01-20-2012, 04:57 PM

Tried to clean out the garbage disposal with a butter knife and got those Gold Chains too close.

**JasonINTJ** · 01-20-2012, 06:41 PM

Gold Chains? Evil Leprechaun stabs a sharp pointed green umbrella through your back to get your gold chains.

**jonnyb** · 01-20-2012, 08:29 PM

Man!, there is no hot water and I could sure use a cup of green tea. *makes deal with Evil Leprechaun* Evil Leprechaun turns JasonINTJ into a pile of firewood, which I burn to boil adequate water to make green tea for Evil Leprechaun and myself.

**venuspop** · 01-21-2012, 04:35 AM

You drank the boiling hot green tea in one gulp. It went all the way down to your kidney, cooking as it went.

Half-boiled jonnyb.

**Sprelious** · 01-21-2012, 01:38 PM

Picked up a hitch hiker who was also an axe murderer.

**jonnyb** · 01-21-2012, 07:37 PM

"Why yes, good sir. The bathroom is down the hall and to the left."

*just directed Sprelious to the secret axe murderer convention that I was taking a break from*

He's in for a chopping good time.

**JasonINTJ** · 01-21-2012, 08:16 PM

Evil Leprechaun isn't happy that you're taking a break from the axe murderer convention. He decides to give you a real break -- and proceeds to break your bones with his shillelagh until you're a bloody, broken piece of trash lying on the ground. Evil Leprechaun then smokes a pipe.

**Sprelious** · 01-22-2012, 01:47 PM

Lassoed and drug off into the sunset.

**JasonINTJ** · 01-22-2012, 02:47 PM

^ How does that kill me?

Shot with a six-shooter.

**Sprelious** · 01-22-2012, 04:41 PM

^ Shot while being hung for stealing horses.

**venuspop** · 01-23-2012, 12:07 AM

Vacationing at Papua New Guinea, Sprelious set off to explore the island one morning after breakfast. The jungle was thick and dense and in less time than it took to whistle, Sprelious got unmistakably lost. Something sharp stabbed his neck from the back.

When he came to, he found himself inside a cauldron with some carrots and onions. Men in feathers surround him.

They were licking their lips.

They looked hungry.

**JasonINTJ** · 01-23-2012, 10:19 AM

Put to sleep at the animal shelter.

**Sprelious** · 01-23-2012, 03:36 PM

^ died of complications from hypnotically induced Anorexia.

**JasonINTJ** · 01-23-2012, 04:08 PM

Fatal asthma attack (even if you don't have asthma) brought about by kissing the Evil Leprechaun.

**Sprelious** · 01-23-2012, 04:24 PM

^ Choked on a condom. I won't bore you with the details.

**IronSulfide** · 01-23-2012, 06:39 PM

Trampled by marathon runners.

**JasonINTJ** · 01-23-2012, 08:08 PM

Chopped for a cannibal's chopped salad.

**venuspop** · 01-23-2012, 11:55 PM

^ is the sauce over said salad.

**jonnyb** · 01-24-2012, 12:00 AM

Hey look, I found the infamous death flea to add to my bug collection. Opps, I dropped the container on VP. Oh bother, at least she won't run too far away.

**venuspop** · 01-24-2012, 12:07 AM

A good shake does the job every time. The death flea fled. Jonnyb was the next logical choice.

01-19-2012, 09:49 AM	#4276
Sprelious Core Member [607%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,299	Stabbed by the sharp beak of a swooping herondactyl
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01-19-2012, 09:56 PM	#4277
venuspop Core Member [911%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,474	Played Cops and Robbers with a gang of velociraptor.
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01-20-2012, 01:40 PM	#4278
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	Encountered a hungry hungry hippo on safari.
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01-20-2012, 03:37 PM	#4279
Sprelious Core Member [607%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,299	Played knock Your Block Off with Mike Tyson.
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01-20-2012, 04:23 PM	#4280
thebrainpolice Core Member [212%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,496	Decided to take that job as Muammar Gaddafi's chauffeur.
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01-20-2012, 04:57 PM	#4281
Sprelious Core Member [607%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,299	Tried to clean out the garbage disposal with a butter knife and got those Gold Chains too close.
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01-20-2012, 06:41 PM	#4282
JasonINTJ Member [13%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 538	Gold Chains? Evil Leprechaun stabs a sharp pointed green umbrella through your back to get your gold chains.
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01-20-2012, 08:29 PM	#4283
jonnyb Core Member [462%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,518	Man!, there is no hot water and I could sure use a cup of green tea. makes deal with Evil Leprechaun Evil Leprechaun turns JasonINTJ into a pile of firewood, which I burn to boil adequate water to make green tea for Evil Leprechaun and myself.
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01-21-2012, 04:35 AM	#4284
venuspop Core Member [911%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,474	You drank the boiling hot green tea in one gulp. It went all the way down to your kidney, cooking as it went. Half-boiled jonnyb.
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01-21-2012, 01:38 PM	#4285
Sprelious Core Member [607%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,299	Picked up a hitch hiker who was also an axe murderer.
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01-21-2012, 07:37 PM	#4286
jonnyb Core Member [462%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,518	"Why yes, good sir. The bathroom is down the hall and to the left." just directed Sprelious to the secret axe murderer convention that I was taking a break from He's in for a chopping good time.
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01-21-2012, 08:16 PM	#4287
JasonINTJ Member [13%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 538	Evil Leprechaun isn't happy that you're taking a break from the axe murderer convention. He decides to give you a real break -- and proceeds to break your bones with his shillelagh until you're a bloody, broken piece of trash lying on the ground. Evil Leprechaun then smokes a pipe.
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01-22-2012, 01:47 PM	#4288
Sprelious Core Member [607%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,299	Lassoed and drug off into the sunset.
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01-22-2012, 02:47 PM	#4289
JasonINTJ Member [13%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 538	^ How does that kill me? Shot with a six-shooter.
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01-22-2012, 04:41 PM	#4290
Sprelious Core Member [607%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,299	^ Shot while being hung for stealing horses.
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01-23-2012, 12:07 AM	#4291
venuspop Core Member [911%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,474	Vacationing at Papua New Guinea, Sprelious set off to explore the island one morning after breakfast. The jungle was thick and dense and in less time than it took to whistle, Sprelious got unmistakably lost. Something sharp stabbed his neck from the back. When he came to, he found himself inside a cauldron with some carrots and onions. Men in feathers surround him. They were licking their lips. They looked hungry.
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01-23-2012, 10:19 AM	#4292
JasonINTJ Member [13%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 538	Put to sleep at the animal shelter.
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01-23-2012, 03:36 PM	#4293
Sprelious Core Member [607%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,299	^ died of complications from hypnotically induced Anorexia.
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01-23-2012, 04:08 PM	#4294
JasonINTJ Member [13%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 538	Fatal asthma attack (even if you don't have asthma) brought about by kissing the Evil Leprechaun.
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01-23-2012, 04:24 PM	#4295
Sprelious Core Member [607%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,299	^ Choked on a condom. I won't bore you with the details.
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01-23-2012, 06:39 PM	#4296
IronSulfide Core Member [102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,092	Trampled by marathon runners.
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01-23-2012, 08:08 PM	#4297
JasonINTJ Member [13%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 538	Chopped for a cannibal's chopped salad.
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01-23-2012, 11:55 PM	#4298
venuspop Core Member [911%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,474	^ is the sauce over said salad.
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01-24-2012, 12:00 AM	#4299
jonnyb Core Member [462%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,518	Hey look, I found the infamous death flea to add to my bug collection. Opps, I dropped the container on VP. Oh bother, at least she won't run too far away.
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01-24-2012, 12:07 AM	#4300
venuspop Core Member [911%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,474	A good shake does the job every time. The death flea fled. Jonnyb was the next logical choice.
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