Random Murder thread - Page 160

**venuspop** · 10-28-2011, 05:08 AM

And then she sat on you just to hear the sound of your skeletons snapping.

**Silverblitz** · 10-28-2011, 07:36 AM

You were jacked into the matrix and the neural cord was pulled out

**gracious** · 10-28-2011, 09:30 AM

Died during radical plastic surgery to try to look more like Keanu Reeves.

Cooper · 10-29-2011, 01:26 AM

Fell in a crab pot which in turn fell overboard.

**venuspop** · 10-29-2011, 05:55 AM

^ was locked up in The Flying Dutchman to play word games with Davy Jones.

**Author** · 10-29-2011, 11:45 AM

^ ran over by a tractor.

**Mikko** · 10-29-2011, 02:35 PM

^ Started to write a novel as he got the inspiration in the middle of the night, sneezed on the paper, washed the masterpiece in the toilet, tried to dry it in a toaster, paper caught fire, tried to extinguish that by water but poured his usual drink - vodka - on it buy mistake -> pants on fire, ran to the sea but could not swim.

**Sprelious** · 10-29-2011, 08:38 PM

^Died of convolutions after that post.

**venuspop** · 10-30-2011, 05:33 AM

^ followed suit.

**Mikko** · 10-30-2011, 05:39 AM

^ Wore a suit on Wall Street.

**venuspop** · 10-30-2011, 05:45 AM

^ scaled up the wall on Wall Street

**gracious** · 10-31-2011, 10:00 AM

Made the mistake of turning down Axe Murderer Lane.

**Gerard91** · 10-31-2011, 10:25 AM

Left the plane while it was in the air.

**Mikko** · 10-31-2011, 12:57 PM

^ Remained on the said plane only to find out there was a bomb onboard, planted by ^^.

**gracious** · 10-31-2011, 02:16 PM

^ Hit by debris from the remnants.

**venuspop** · 10-31-2011, 10:49 PM

^ hit by remnant while still in mid air.

**NoGrayArea01** · 11-01-2011, 06:49 AM

^ landed on by ^^ falling dead body.

**Gerard91** · 11-01-2011, 10:14 AM

^ was hit by a frozen poo from a plane.

**deconspire** · 11-01-2011, 12:08 PM

^ flew into my windshield

**Mikko** · 11-01-2011, 01:04 PM

^ Foced to try an emergency landing because of the broken windshield, but plane stalled, parachuted, landed on the remnants of ^^^'s dead body infested by the ^^'s frozen poo, got Typhoid fever and died a slow death.

**Silverblitz** · 11-01-2011, 01:07 PM

^^ crashed into wall because Gerard91 fell into windshield.

^ had an aneurysm

**venuspop** · 11-01-2011, 08:08 PM

^ froze in a blizzard.

thebrainpolice · 11-03-2011, 06:11 PM

^ Clubbed to death by the Abominable Snowman

**Author** · 11-03-2011, 06:19 PM

Suffocated beneath a pile of elephant dung.

**gracious** · 11-04-2011, 09:55 AM

Eaten by an elephant and later instrumental in the death of tbp.

10-28-2011, 05:08 AM	#3976
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	And then she sat on you just to hear the sound of your skeletons snapping.
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10-28-2011, 07:36 AM	#3977
Silverblitz Member [07%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 286	You were jacked into the matrix and the neural cord was pulled out
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10-28-2011, 09:30 AM	#3978
gracious Core Member [341%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,670	Died during radical plastic surgery to try to look more like Keanu Reeves.
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10-29-2011, 01:26 AM	#3979
Cooper Core Member [1337%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 53,514	Fell in a crab pot which in turn fell overboard.
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10-29-2011, 05:55 AM	#3980
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	^ was locked up in The Flying Dutchman to play word games with Davy Jones.
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10-29-2011, 11:45 AM	#3981
Author New Member [01%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 37	^ ran over by a tractor.
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10-29-2011, 02:35 PM	#3982
Mikko Member [31%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,244	^ Started to write a novel as he got the inspiration in the middle of the night, sneezed on the paper, washed the masterpiece in the toilet, tried to dry it in a toaster, paper caught fire, tried to extinguish that by water but poured his usual drink - vodka - on it buy mistake -> pants on fire, ran to the sea but could not swim.
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10-29-2011, 08:38 PM	#3983
Sprelious Core Member [605%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,205	^Died of convolutions after that post.
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10-30-2011, 05:33 AM	#3984
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	^ followed suit.
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10-30-2011, 05:39 AM	#3985
Mikko Member [31%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,244	^ Wore a suit on Wall Street.
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10-30-2011, 05:45 AM	#3986
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	^ scaled up the wall on Wall Street
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10-31-2011, 10:00 AM	#3987
gracious Core Member [341%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,670	Made the mistake of turning down Axe Murderer Lane.
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10-31-2011, 10:25 AM	#3988
Gerard91 Core Member [118%] MBTI: Ixxx Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 4,724	Left the plane while it was in the air.
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10-31-2011, 12:57 PM	#3989
Mikko Member [31%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,244	^ Remained on the said plane only to find out there was a bomb onboard, planted by ^^.
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10-31-2011, 02:16 PM	#3990
gracious Core Member [341%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,670	^ Hit by debris from the remnants.
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10-31-2011, 10:49 PM	#3991
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	^ hit by remnant while still in mid air.
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11-01-2011, 06:49 AM	#3992
NoGrayArea01 Core Member [147%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 5,892	^ landed on by ^^ falling dead body.
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11-01-2011, 10:14 AM	#3993
Gerard91 Core Member [118%] MBTI: Ixxx Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 4,724	^ was hit by a frozen poo from a plane.
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11-01-2011, 12:08 PM	#3994
deconspire Core Member [187%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 7,489	^ flew into my windshield
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11-01-2011, 01:04 PM	#3995
Mikko Member [31%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,244	^ Foced to try an emergency landing because of the broken windshield, but plane stalled, parachuted, landed on the remnants of ^^^'s dead body infested by the ^^'s frozen poo, got Typhoid fever and died a slow death.
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11-01-2011, 01:07 PM	#3996
Silverblitz Member [07%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 286	^^ crashed into wall because Gerard91 fell into windshield. ^ had an aneurysm
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11-01-2011, 08:08 PM	#3997
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	^ froze in a blizzard.
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11-03-2011, 06:11 PM	#3998
thebrainpolice Core Member [211%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,456	^ Clubbed to death by the Abominable Snowman
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11-03-2011, 06:19 PM	#3999
Author New Member [01%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 37	Suffocated beneath a pile of elephant dung.
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11-04-2011, 09:55 AM	#4000
gracious Core Member [341%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,670	Eaten by an elephant and later instrumental in the death of tbp.
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