Random Murder thread - Page 139

**ness2361** · 09-12-2011, 11:49 PM

Serial prossy. (But he went out clap-happy.)

**venuspop** · 09-13-2011, 04:52 AM

Died at another thread. Poor thing. "To pee or not to pee. That was the question." Her indecision cost her dearly.

Now whenever I pee, I think of her and let my eyes fill with tears, then move on to another thread. It was the decent thing to do, under the circumstances.

*wipes a silvery tear*

**Sethis** · 09-13-2011, 04:55 AM

My piranhas seem to be hungry. What should I feed them? Oh...I got it!

**venuspop** · 09-13-2011, 05:01 AM

... and he promptly threw him/herself in.

**Sprelious** · 09-13-2011, 11:58 AM

Laughed himself silly and fell off the wagon.

thebrainpolice · 09-13-2011, 05:47 PM

Annoyed the driver and got thrown under the bus.

**Sprelious** · 09-13-2011, 05:49 PM

Annoyed the pilot and got thrown out of the plane

thebrainpolice · 09-13-2011, 05:53 PM

Crushed by someone falling out of a plane

**Sprelious** · 09-13-2011, 05:56 PM

Hahahahahahahahahaha

And then there were none

**gracious** · 09-13-2011, 06:00 PM

Stain on t-shirt caught fire when you walked past a candle.

**Sprelious** · 09-13-2011, 06:37 PM

Killed by a man with a stained t-shirt

**venuspop** · 09-13-2011, 06:39 PM

Shot by the harpoon which he was trying to aim at a marlin.

**ness2361** · 09-13-2011, 08:04 PM

Naively signed contract for snuff film as an 'extra.'

**venuspop** · 09-14-2011, 05:11 AM

Was smacked on the head by the 'extra'.

**Sprelious** · 09-14-2011, 07:10 AM

Tool the long way around to avoid a bad neighborhood and had a heart attack.

**ness2361** · 09-14-2011, 11:18 PM

Took a short cut through John Wayne Gacey's yard.

(Sorry dude, real sorry.)

Cooper · 09-15-2011, 01:39 AM

Backed over by a garbage truck

**venuspop** · 09-15-2011, 04:23 AM

Buried by the garbage emptied from said truck.

**Gerard91** · 09-15-2011, 09:10 AM

Death by heart att... Yagami Light.

**gracious** · 09-15-2011, 09:34 AM

Forgot that objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

**Sprelious** · 09-15-2011, 10:23 AM

^Bad accident racing away from the strip club

**gracious** · 09-15-2011, 12:50 PM

Tried pole dancing but fell on your head.

**Sprelious** · 09-15-2011, 01:23 PM

^Tried pole dancing, but fell on a pole?

**gracious** · 09-15-2011, 01:35 PM

< oh but WHAT a death!>

^ Burst aneurysm from thinking about that too hard.

**Sprelious** · 09-15-2011, 01:37 PM

^Busrt Aorta from bouncing from pole to pole.

09-12-2011, 11:49 PM	#3451
ness2361 Core Member [135%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,408	Serial prossy. (But he went out clap-happy.)
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09-13-2011, 04:52 AM	#3452
venuspop Core Member [912%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,505	Died at another thread. Poor thing. "To pee or not to pee. That was the question." Her indecision cost her dearly. Now whenever I pee, I think of her and let my eyes fill with tears, then move on to another thread. It was the decent thing to do, under the circumstances. wipes a silvery tear
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09-13-2011, 04:55 AM	#3453
Sethis Member [23%] MBTI: iNTj Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 954	My piranhas seem to be hungry. What should I feed them? Oh...I got it!
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09-13-2011, 05:01 AM	#3454
venuspop Core Member [912%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,505	... and he promptly threw him/herself in.
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09-13-2011, 11:58 AM	#3455
Sprelious Core Member [608%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,332	Laughed himself silly and fell off the wagon.
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09-13-2011, 05:47 PM	#3456
thebrainpolice Core Member [212%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,503	Annoyed the driver and got thrown under the bus.
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09-13-2011, 05:49 PM	#3457
Sprelious Core Member [608%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,332	Annoyed the pilot and got thrown out of the plane
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09-13-2011, 05:53 PM	#3458
thebrainpolice Core Member [212%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,503	Crushed by someone falling out of a plane
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09-13-2011, 05:56 PM	#3459
Sprelious Core Member [608%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,332	Hahahahahahahahahaha And then there were none
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09-13-2011, 06:00 PM	#3460
gracious Core Member [341%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,673	Stain on t-shirt caught fire when you walked past a candle.
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09-13-2011, 06:37 PM	#3461
Sprelious Core Member [608%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,332	Killed by a man with a stained t-shirt
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09-13-2011, 06:39 PM	#3462
venuspop Core Member [912%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,505	Shot by the harpoon which he was trying to aim at a marlin.
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09-13-2011, 08:04 PM	#3463
ness2361 Core Member [135%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,408	Naively signed contract for snuff film as an 'extra.'
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09-14-2011, 05:11 AM	#3464
venuspop Core Member [912%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,505	Was smacked on the head by the 'extra'.
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09-14-2011, 07:10 AM	#3465
Sprelious Core Member [608%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,332	Tool the long way around to avoid a bad neighborhood and had a heart attack.
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09-14-2011, 11:18 PM	#3466
ness2361 Core Member [135%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,408	Took a short cut through John Wayne Gacey's yard. (Sorry dude, real sorry.)
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09-15-2011, 01:39 AM	#3467
Cooper Core Member [1341%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 53,660	Backed over by a garbage truck
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09-15-2011, 04:23 AM	#3468
venuspop Core Member [912%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,505	Buried by the garbage emptied from said truck.
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09-15-2011, 09:10 AM	#3469
Gerard91 Core Member [118%] MBTI: Ixxx Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 4,753	Death by heart att... Yagami Light.
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09-15-2011, 09:34 AM	#3470
gracious Core Member [341%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,673	Forgot that objects in mirror are closer than they appear.
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09-15-2011, 10:23 AM	#3471
Sprelious Core Member [608%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,332	^Bad accident racing away from the strip club
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09-15-2011, 12:50 PM	#3472
gracious Core Member [341%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,673	Tried pole dancing but fell on your head.
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09-15-2011, 01:23 PM	#3473
Sprelious Core Member [608%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,332	^Tried pole dancing, but fell on a pole?
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09-15-2011, 01:35 PM	#3474
gracious Core Member [341%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,673	< oh but WHAT a death!> ^ Burst aneurysm from thinking about that too hard.
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09-15-2011, 01:37 PM	#3475
Sprelious Core Member [608%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,332	^Busrt Aorta from bouncing from pole to pole.
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