Random Murder thread - Page 137

**gracious** · 09-10-2011, 01:42 PM

Lost battle with a lawnmower propelled by a lowly INFJ.

thebrainpolice · 09-10-2011, 05:48 PM

Lost a battle with a tractor trailer propelled by a mighty ISTJ.

**gracious** · 09-10-2011, 06:14 PM

Lost a bar fight with a mighty TEAMSTER.

**venuspop** · 09-10-2011, 07:20 PM

Choke on worms.

**ness2361** · 09-10-2011, 11:01 PM

Heart worms.

Yours begged for it but don't worry, you get to come back too and choke the friggin' life out of me any way you want: i grant you absolute permissiont.
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**Gerard91** · 09-11-2011, 04:17 AM

Heart rebellion.

thebrainpolice · 09-11-2011, 06:12 AM

liver insurrection.

**Sprelious** · 09-11-2011, 06:35 AM

Pinky Tuscadero

**Gerard91** · 09-11-2011, 07:12 AM

Pinky pie

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**Sprelious** · 09-11-2011, 07:15 AM

Pie in the sky fell in your eye and made you die before you could cry.

**Gerard91** · 09-11-2011, 07:19 AM

Killed by neurotoxic tears of GLADoS

**Sprelious** · 09-11-2011, 08:56 AM

Carpal tunnel of the brain from excess video gaming.

**ness2361** · 09-11-2011, 04:05 PM

Wore one of his loud ties in front of one of those misleading quiet types.

**venuspop** · 09-11-2011, 07:42 PM

Offended one of those misleading quiet types.

**CrudeHypothesis** · 09-11-2011, 07:50 PM

Suffocated while crushed under a giant rubber penis on national television

**venuspop** · 09-11-2011, 07:54 PM

Was inside the giant rubber penis as it went crushing down on national television.

**ness2361** · 09-11-2011, 07:59 PM

Jack rubbed your nose in it and you are allergic to beans and stalks as well as fairy tales.

**CrudeHypothesis** · 09-11-2011, 08:11 PM

You stared at your own avatar until you had a cerebral hemorrhage

**ness2361** · 09-11-2011, 08:33 PM

^ Now we're talking: that is a good one. Prepare to suffer.

Killed by insecure
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**CrudeHypothesis** · 09-11-2011, 08:43 PM

Had temporary amnesia, discovered you were Canadian seconds later and electrocuted yourself :P

**ness2361** · 09-11-2011, 09:13 PM

Necrophiliac: jumped in tub right after I died with blowdryer floating next to me.

**CrudeHypothesis** · 09-11-2011, 09:15 PM

blowdrier splashed out of the water and fell back in again, jumpstarting your heart and reviving you, only to be raped to death by an electrified necrophiliac seconds later

**ness2361** · 09-11-2011, 09:24 PM

Shit, now I'm alive, I've had multiple orgasms in warm water, and this is the Random Murder thread:

Dear lord, I'm in Heaven!

^ Gets his just reward.

**CrudeHypothesis** · 09-11-2011, 09:25 PM

Snapped in half while doing yoga

**ness2361** · 09-11-2011, 09:34 PM

CH is a zombie-magician, and a damn good one: put me back together good as new, and that my fellow Forumers, even God couldn't do.

Night of the Living Dead is his favorite film, obvious, I know, I know.

09-10-2011, 01:42 PM	#3401
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09-10-2011, 05:48 PM	#3402
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09-10-2011, 06:14 PM	#3403
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09-10-2011, 07:20 PM	#3404
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09-10-2011, 11:01 PM	#3405
ness2361 Core Member [135%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,408	Heart worms. Yours begged for it but don't worry, you get to come back too and choke the friggin' life out of me any way you want: i grant you absolute permissiont. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by ness2361; 09-11-2011 at 04:03 PM.
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09-11-2011, 04:17 AM	#3406
Gerard91 Core Member [118%] MBTI: Ixxx Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 4,734	Heart rebellion.
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09-11-2011, 06:12 AM	#3407
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09-11-2011, 06:35 AM	#3408
Sprelious Core Member [606%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,270	Pinky Tuscadero
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09-11-2011, 07:12 AM	#3409
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09-11-2011, 07:15 AM	#3410
Sprelious Core Member [606%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,270	Pie in the sky fell in your eye and made you die before you could cry.
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09-11-2011, 07:19 AM	#3411
Gerard91 Core Member [118%] MBTI: Ixxx Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 4,734	Killed by neurotoxic tears of GLADoS
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09-11-2011, 08:56 AM	#3412
Sprelious Core Member [606%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,270	Carpal tunnel of the brain from excess video gaming.
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09-11-2011, 04:05 PM	#3413
ness2361 Core Member [135%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,408	Wore one of his loud ties in front of one of those misleading quiet types.
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09-11-2011, 07:42 PM	#3414
venuspop Core Member [909%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,399	Offended one of those misleading quiet types.
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09-11-2011, 07:50 PM	#3415
CrudeHypothesis Veteran Member [74%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 2,999	Suffocated while crushed under a giant rubber penis on national television
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09-11-2011, 07:54 PM	#3416
venuspop Core Member [909%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,399	Was inside the giant rubber penis as it went crushing down on national television.
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09-11-2011, 07:59 PM	#3417
ness2361 Core Member [135%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,408	Jack rubbed your nose in it and you are allergic to beans and stalks as well as fairy tales.
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09-11-2011, 08:11 PM	#3418
CrudeHypothesis Veteran Member [74%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 2,999	You stared at your own avatar until you had a cerebral hemorrhage
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09-11-2011, 08:33 PM	#3419
ness2361 Core Member [135%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,408	^ Now we're talking: that is a good one. Prepare to suffer. Killed by insecure To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Veteran To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Forumer.
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09-11-2011, 08:43 PM	#3420
CrudeHypothesis Veteran Member [74%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 2,999	Had temporary amnesia, discovered you were Canadian seconds later and electrocuted yourself :P
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09-11-2011, 09:13 PM	#3421
ness2361 Core Member [135%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,408	Necrophiliac: jumped in tub right after I died with blowdryer floating next to me.
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09-11-2011, 09:15 PM	#3422
CrudeHypothesis Veteran Member [74%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 2,999	blowdrier splashed out of the water and fell back in again, jumpstarting your heart and reviving you, only to be raped to death by an electrified necrophiliac seconds later
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09-11-2011, 09:24 PM	#3423
ness2361 Core Member [135%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,408	Shit, now I'm alive, I've had multiple orgasms in warm water, and this is the Random Murder thread: Dear lord, I'm in Heaven! ^ Gets his just reward.
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09-11-2011, 09:25 PM	#3424
CrudeHypothesis Veteran Member [74%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 2,999	Snapped in half while doing yoga
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09-11-2011, 09:34 PM	#3425
ness2361 Core Member [135%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,408	CH is a zombie-magician, and a damn good one: put me back together good as new, and that my fellow Forumers, even God couldn't do. Night of the Living Dead is his favorite film, obvious, I know, I know.
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