Random Murder thread - Page 133

**gracious** · 09-06-2011, 06:45 PM

Teeth rotted out by Count Chocula so you starved to death.

**Sprelious** · 09-06-2011, 08:18 PM

Shredded by Mini Wheats

**radicalrad** · 09-06-2011, 09:34 PM

Misplaced 98% of all your DNA, became an ameoba overnight and died from dehydration

**NoGrayArea01** · 09-06-2011, 09:35 PM

Giant vacuum cleaner. Sucks to be you.

**radicalrad** · 09-06-2011, 09:43 PM

^Assimilated one too many "the Ones" in the Matrix

**venuspop** · 09-06-2011, 09:45 PM

Struck by the stroke of a pen.

**ness2361** · 09-06-2011, 09:46 PM

Killed by random act of kindness.

It's been a while...

**venuspop** · 09-06-2011, 09:47 PM

smothered by hugs

**ness2361** · 09-06-2011, 09:50 PM

bed bugs bite

**venuspop** · 09-06-2011, 09:51 PM

love bites

**ness2361** · 09-06-2011, 09:52 PM

Group Hug (Neo-Nazis)

so sorry...

**jonnyb** · 09-06-2011, 11:03 PM

*points* look Ness, what's that?

*fills Ness's yoga workout ball thing with razor blades*

**radicalrad** · 09-06-2011, 11:22 PM

Was curious what arsenic tasted like. Cherries and crayons, I think.

**ness2361** · 09-06-2011, 11:23 PM

^^ Shit, as if I had an ass to sit on that yoga ball:

Ness ties JonnyB with yoga band, wraps him in yoga blanket, puts yoga bolster on his face and sits down. Hums a lull-a-bye: JonnyB Good.

**jonnyb** · 09-06-2011, 11:26 PM

Wiped off with sanitizer cloths. Bye bye.

**ness2361** · 09-06-2011, 11:28 PM

Killed by germs from ness's ass--before sanitizer could take effect.

It's like a really really bad Batman tv show episode.
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**Gerard91** · 09-07-2011, 09:27 AM

Kissing a woman with poison on the cheek

**gracious** · 09-07-2011, 09:51 AM

Plastic Surgery mishap - cheek implants that were made of lead.

**ness2361** · 09-07-2011, 10:34 AM

Vet took her temperature with a rectal thermometer only he got the wrong end and Gracious chomped down hard on that sucker.

**radicalrad** · 09-07-2011, 10:38 AM

His heart was 3 sizes too small...died of congestive heart failure

**ness2361** · 09-07-2011, 10:41 AM

Mistook me for the Grinch when really I am Idi Amin reincarnated (need I say what happens to anyone who insults me, especially in fun?)

**gracious** · 09-07-2011, 10:41 AM

^^ Pants were 3 sizes too small and a supermodel walked by.

^ Ugandan justice is final.

**ness2361** · 09-07-2011, 10:44 AM

Dropped into my Parallel Universe when I was in an unGracious mood: served her up hot: the thighs were very succulent, I must say.

**radicalrad** · 09-07-2011, 05:30 PM

Dropped into a parallel universe devoid of photons

**ness2361** · 09-07-2011, 05:33 PM

I don't need photons. I live by my own rules which means you die, plankton without water... :=D

09-06-2011, 06:45 PM	#3301
gracious Core Member [341%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,666	Teeth rotted out by Count Chocula so you starved to death.
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09-06-2011, 08:18 PM	#3302
Sprelious Core Member [602%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,086	Shredded by Mini Wheats
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09-06-2011, 09:34 PM	#3303
radicalrad Member [10%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 405	Misplaced 98% of all your DNA, became an ameoba overnight and died from dehydration
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09-06-2011, 09:35 PM	#3304
NoGrayArea01 Core Member [147%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 5,892	Giant vacuum cleaner. Sucks to be you.
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09-06-2011, 09:43 PM	#3305
radicalrad Member [10%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 405	^Assimilated one too many "the Ones" in the Matrix
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09-06-2011, 09:45 PM	#3306
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	Struck by the stroke of a pen.
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09-06-2011, 09:46 PM	#3307
ness2361 Core Member [135%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,408	Killed by random act of kindness. It's been a while...
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09-06-2011, 09:47 PM	#3308
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	smothered by hugs
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09-06-2011, 09:50 PM	#3309
ness2361 Core Member [135%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,408	bed bugs bite
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09-06-2011, 09:51 PM	#3310
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	love bites
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09-06-2011, 09:52 PM	#3311
ness2361 Core Member [135%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,408	Group Hug (Neo-Nazis) so sorry...
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09-06-2011, 11:03 PM	#3312
jonnyb Core Member [461%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,453	points look Ness, what's that? fills Ness's yoga workout ball thing with razor blades Last edited by jonnyb; 09-07-2011 at 07:10 PM.
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09-06-2011, 11:22 PM	#3313
radicalrad Member [10%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 405	Was curious what arsenic tasted like. Cherries and crayons, I think.
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09-06-2011, 11:23 PM	#3314
ness2361 Core Member [135%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,408	^^ Shit, as if I had an ass to sit on that yoga ball: Ness ties JonnyB with yoga band, wraps him in yoga blanket, puts yoga bolster on his face and sits down. Hums a lull-a-bye: JonnyB Good.
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09-06-2011, 11:26 PM	#3315
jonnyb Core Member [461%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18,453	Wiped off with sanitizer cloths. Bye bye.
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09-06-2011, 11:28 PM	#3316
ness2361 Core Member [135%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,408	Killed by germs from ness's ass--before sanitizer could take effect. It's like a really really bad Batman tv show episode. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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09-07-2011, 09:27 AM	#3317
Gerard91 Core Member [118%] MBTI: Ixxx Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 4,724	Kissing a woman with poison on the cheek
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09-07-2011, 09:51 AM	#3318
gracious Core Member [341%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,666	Plastic Surgery mishap - cheek implants that were made of lead.
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09-07-2011, 10:34 AM	#3319
ness2361 Core Member [135%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,408	Vet took her temperature with a rectal thermometer only he got the wrong end and Gracious chomped down hard on that sucker.
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09-07-2011, 10:38 AM	#3320
radicalrad Member [10%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 405	His heart was 3 sizes too small...died of congestive heart failure
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09-07-2011, 10:41 AM	#3321
ness2361 Core Member [135%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,408	Mistook me for the Grinch when really I am Idi Amin reincarnated (need I say what happens to anyone who insults me, especially in fun?)
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09-07-2011, 10:41 AM	#3322
gracious Core Member [341%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,666	^^ Pants were 3 sizes too small and a supermodel walked by. ^ Ugandan justice is final.
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09-07-2011, 10:44 AM	#3323
ness2361 Core Member [135%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,408	Dropped into my Parallel Universe when I was in an unGracious mood: served her up hot: the thighs were very succulent, I must say.
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09-07-2011, 05:30 PM	#3324
radicalrad Member [10%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 405	Dropped into a parallel universe devoid of photons
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09-07-2011, 05:33 PM	#3325
ness2361 Core Member [135%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,408	I don't need photons. I live by my own rules which means you die, plankton without water... :=D
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