Random Murder thread - Page 119

**ness2361** · 08-23-2011, 06:58 PM

Lit a Bic right up against mouth after drinking a B-52 to look at tooth that had spinach stuck in it: WHOOSH!

(But he went out happy, that's what counts!)

**Sprelious** · 08-23-2011, 11:01 PM

Got dizzy on the merry go round, fell and got wound into the ground.

**hamlet9** · 08-24-2011, 12:23 PM

Eaten by a nasty old honey badger. (ick! what's he eating now? honey badger doesn't care, honey badger just takes what he can get!)

**Sprelious** · 08-24-2011, 01:07 PM

Went on a hot air ballon ride with a " friend". Got a lovely perspective of the approvhimg Earth at terminal velocity.

**gracious** · 08-24-2011, 01:51 PM

Sunbathing when the lawnmower went by.

**hamlet9** · 08-24-2011, 03:12 PM

Had an unbelievable accident involving a keg of beer and an electric cattle prod.

thebrainpolice · 08-24-2011, 03:26 PM

Crushed by a float at a gay pride parade.

**hamlet9** · 08-24-2011, 03:34 PM

Never made it off the escalator.

thebrainpolice · 08-24-2011, 03:43 PM

Freak gasoline fight accident
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**Sprelious** · 08-24-2011, 04:04 PM

Ran with the Bulls instead of in front on them.

**hamlet9** · 08-24-2011, 04:15 PM

Tried to dance on a ferris wheel.

**Distance** · 08-24-2011, 10:31 PM

Yorik finally got angry being yanked from his rest. He was not amused or amusing.

**Sprelious** · 08-24-2011, 10:41 PM

Died chasing that damn whale.

**Distance** · 08-24-2011, 10:45 PM

It all started with bottles of absinthe and a fascination with fire.

**ness2361** · 08-24-2011, 10:45 PM

Picked his nose: staph infection.

**Sprelious** · 08-24-2011, 11:01 PM

One song too many.

**Distance** · 08-24-2011, 11:15 PM

While pandas look adorable, hugging a wild one wasn't a good idea.

**Sprelious** · 08-24-2011, 11:17 PM

Ate the forbbiden fruit. Now we all have to suffer.

**ness2361** · 08-25-2011, 01:00 AM

Even passion fruit, it's true:

Killed by salt peter which led to dreaded syphilis treated with limes... you don't wanna know the rest of it: too horrible...

**Sprelious** · 08-25-2011, 02:47 AM

Attempted Houdini's inverted water immersion trick, bit alas her Houdininess was less than required.

thebrainpolice · 08-25-2011, 06:15 AM

Got frustrated by how long it was taking his burgers to cook and just squirted more and more lighter fluid on the BBQ until poof.

**Sprelious** · 08-25-2011, 09:04 AM

Lived by the sea and got sat on by Puff The Magic Dragon.

**gracious** · 08-25-2011, 09:18 AM

Fell in a hole while frolicking in the autumn mist.

thebrainpolice · 08-25-2011, 10:24 AM

Harpooned by one of the Inuit warlords who runs her country.

**gracious** · 08-25-2011, 10:43 AM

Shot by trigger-happy next door neighbour in the classic American style.

08-23-2011, 06:58 PM	#2951
ness2361 Core Member [135%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,408	Lit a Bic right up against mouth after drinking a B-52 to look at tooth that had spinach stuck in it: WHOOSH! (But he went out happy, that's what counts!)
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08-23-2011, 11:01 PM	#2952
Sprelious Core Member [613%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,558	Got dizzy on the merry go round, fell and got wound into the ground.
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08-24-2011, 12:23 PM	#2953
hamlet9 Member [18%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 737	Eaten by a nasty old honey badger. (ick! what's he eating now? honey badger doesn't care, honey badger just takes what he can get!)
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08-24-2011, 01:07 PM	#2954
Sprelious Core Member [613%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,558	Went on a hot air ballon ride with a " friend". Got a lovely perspective of the approvhimg Earth at terminal velocity.
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08-24-2011, 01:51 PM	#2955
gracious Core Member [342%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,691	Sunbathing when the lawnmower went by.
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08-24-2011, 03:12 PM	#2956
hamlet9 Member [18%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 737	Had an unbelievable accident involving a keg of beer and an electric cattle prod.
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08-24-2011, 03:26 PM	#2957
thebrainpolice Core Member [216%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,641	Crushed by a float at a gay pride parade.
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08-24-2011, 03:34 PM	#2958
hamlet9 Member [18%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 737	Never made it off the escalator.
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08-24-2011, 03:43 PM	#2959
thebrainpolice Core Member [216%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,641	Freak gasoline fight accident To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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08-24-2011, 04:04 PM	#2960
Sprelious Core Member [613%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,558	Ran with the Bulls instead of in front on them.
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08-24-2011, 04:15 PM	#2961
hamlet9 Member [18%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 737	Tried to dance on a ferris wheel.
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08-24-2011, 10:31 PM	#2962
Distance Core Member [418%] MBTI: eNTj Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 16,729	Yorik finally got angry being yanked from his rest. He was not amused or amusing.
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08-24-2011, 10:41 PM	#2963
Sprelious Core Member [613%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,558	Died chasing that damn whale.
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08-24-2011, 10:45 PM	#2964
Distance Core Member [418%] MBTI: eNTj Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 16,729	It all started with bottles of absinthe and a fascination with fire.
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08-24-2011, 10:45 PM	#2965
ness2361 Core Member [135%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,408	Picked his nose: staph infection.
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08-24-2011, 11:01 PM	#2966
Sprelious Core Member [613%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,558	One song too many.
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08-24-2011, 11:15 PM	#2967
Distance Core Member [418%] MBTI: eNTj Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 16,729	While pandas look adorable, hugging a wild one wasn't a good idea.
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08-24-2011, 11:17 PM	#2968
Sprelious Core Member [613%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,558	Ate the forbbiden fruit. Now we all have to suffer.
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08-25-2011, 01:00 AM	#2969
ness2361 Core Member [135%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,408	Even passion fruit, it's true: Killed by salt peter which led to dreaded syphilis treated with limes... you don't wanna know the rest of it: too horrible...
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08-25-2011, 02:47 AM	#2970
Sprelious Core Member [613%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,558	Attempted Houdini's inverted water immersion trick, bit alas her Houdininess was less than required.
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08-25-2011, 06:15 AM	#2971
thebrainpolice Core Member [216%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,641	Got frustrated by how long it was taking his burgers to cook and just squirted more and more lighter fluid on the BBQ until poof.
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08-25-2011, 09:04 AM	#2972
Sprelious Core Member [613%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,558	Lived by the sea and got sat on by Puff The Magic Dragon.
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08-25-2011, 09:18 AM	#2973
gracious Core Member [342%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,691	Fell in a hole while frolicking in the autumn mist.
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08-25-2011, 10:24 AM	#2974
thebrainpolice Core Member [216%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,641	Harpooned by one of the Inuit warlords who runs her country.
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08-25-2011, 10:43 AM	#2975
gracious Core Member [342%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,691	Shot by trigger-happy next door neighbour in the classic American style.
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