Random Murder thread - Page 114

thebrainpolice · 08-17-2011, 07:00 PM

^ Wore a Bruins Jersey on a road trip to Vancouver.

**Tactician** · 08-17-2011, 07:27 PM

decapitated, then your head is stuffed in a jar

**NoGrayArea01** · 08-17-2011, 10:00 PM

Tried to find some hay in a needle stack.

**venuspop** · 08-17-2011, 10:02 PM

Mummified.

**NoGrayArea01** · 08-17-2011, 10:03 PM

Taxidermist with a puppy prejudice.

**venuspop** · 08-17-2011, 10:04 PM

obliterated with liquid paper.

**ness2361** · 08-17-2011, 10:09 PM

Papered to wall with Super Glue

**NoGrayArea01** · 08-17-2011, 10:11 PM

Beaten with a severed arm.

**venuspop** · 08-18-2011, 05:08 AM

Laughter overdose.

thebrainpolice · 08-18-2011, 05:09 AM

^ Ate dog food that was imported from China.

**venuspop** · 08-18-2011, 05:15 AM

^ choke on a sob.

thebrainpolice · 08-18-2011, 05:23 AM

^ fought with a large cat.

**venuspop** · 08-18-2011, 05:27 AM

^ wrestled with a large woman.

**Sprelious** · 08-18-2011, 05:36 AM

Run over by 101 dalmations

**venuspop** · 08-18-2011, 05:37 AM

Smashed by 101 coconuts.

**Sprelious** · 08-18-2011, 05:38 AM

Salmonella

**venuspop** · 08-18-2011, 05:40 AM

Bannedella!

on second thoughts .... Sprellola!

**Sprelious** · 08-18-2011, 05:47 AM

Couldn't pay the vig

**gracious** · 08-18-2011, 09:44 AM

Wife refused to pay the ransom.

**Munglik** · 08-18-2011, 10:01 AM

Suffocated by tiny, fluffy kittens.

**Sprelious** · 08-18-2011, 12:48 PM

^Was told spinach was good for her. Choked on the first bite.

**gracious** · 08-18-2011, 01:30 PM

Pretzel of mass destruction.

**ness2361** · 08-18-2011, 01:42 PM

Latest massive oil spill contaminated water, so sad....

thebrainpolice · 08-18-2011, 03:43 PM

Got a haircut at Sweeney Todd's barber shop.

**Distance** · 08-18-2011, 03:51 PM

Said this:

I reject the cynical view that politics is a dirty business.

Then did this:

To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

And then, the mob descended.

08-17-2011, 07:00 PM	#2826
thebrainpolice Core Member [211%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,466	^ Wore a Bruins Jersey on a road trip to Vancouver.
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08-17-2011, 07:27 PM	#2827
Tactician Member [09%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 365	decapitated, then your head is stuffed in a jar
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08-17-2011, 10:00 PM	#2828
NoGrayArea01 Core Member [147%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 5,892	Tried to find some hay in a needle stack.
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08-17-2011, 10:02 PM	#2829
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	Mummified.
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08-17-2011, 10:03 PM	#2830
NoGrayArea01 Core Member [147%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 5,892	Taxidermist with a puppy prejudice.
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08-17-2011, 10:04 PM	#2831
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	obliterated with liquid paper.
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08-17-2011, 10:09 PM	#2832
ness2361 Core Member [135%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,408	Papered to wall with Super Glue
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08-17-2011, 10:11 PM	#2833
NoGrayArea01 Core Member [147%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 5,892	Beaten with a severed arm.
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08-18-2011, 05:08 AM	#2834
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	Laughter overdose.
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08-18-2011, 05:09 AM	#2835
thebrainpolice Core Member [211%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,466	^ Ate dog food that was imported from China.
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08-18-2011, 05:15 AM	#2836
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	^ choke on a sob.
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08-18-2011, 05:23 AM	#2837
thebrainpolice Core Member [211%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,466	^ fought with a large cat.
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08-18-2011, 05:27 AM	#2838
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	^ wrestled with a large woman.
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08-18-2011, 05:36 AM	#2839
Sprelious Core Member [605%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,223	Run over by 101 dalmations
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08-18-2011, 05:37 AM	#2840
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	Smashed by 101 coconuts.
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08-18-2011, 05:38 AM	#2841
Sprelious Core Member [605%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,223	Salmonella
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08-18-2011, 05:40 AM	#2842
venuspop Core Member [908%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 36,356	Bannedella! on second thoughts .... Sprellola!
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08-18-2011, 05:47 AM	#2843
Sprelious Core Member [605%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,223	Couldn't pay the vig
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08-18-2011, 09:44 AM	#2844
gracious Core Member [341%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,671	Wife refused to pay the ransom.
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08-18-2011, 10:01 AM	#2845
Munglik Member [46%] MBTI: INTP Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 1,857	Suffocated by tiny, fluffy kittens.
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08-18-2011, 12:48 PM	#2846
Sprelious Core Member [605%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 24,223	^Was told spinach was good for her. Choked on the first bite.
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08-18-2011, 01:30 PM	#2847
gracious Core Member [341%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,671	Pretzel of mass destruction.
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08-18-2011, 01:42 PM	#2848
ness2361 Core Member [135%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,408	Latest massive oil spill contaminated water, so sad....
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08-18-2011, 03:43 PM	#2849
thebrainpolice Core Member [211%] MBTI: ISTJ Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 8,466	Got a haircut at Sweeney Todd's barber shop.
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08-18-2011, 03:51 PM	#2850
Distance Core Member [410%] MBTI: eNTj Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 16,422	Said this: I reject the cynical view that politics is a dirty business. Then did this: To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. And then, the mob descended.
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