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Old 08-08-2011, 05:09 PM   #2601
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Old 08-08-2011, 05:10 PM   #2602
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Old 08-08-2011, 05:12 PM   #2603
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Old 08-08-2011, 05:15 PM   #2604
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Old 08-08-2011, 05:17 PM   #2605
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Old 08-08-2011, 05:17 PM   #2606
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Old 08-08-2011, 05:27 PM   #2607
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Old 08-08-2011, 05:28 PM   #2608
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Old 08-08-2011, 05:56 PM   #2609
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Someone stole all the manhole covers on your street to sell for scrap metal. You fell down the first one when you took the cat for a walk.
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Old 08-08-2011, 06:54 PM   #2610
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Old 08-08-2011, 07:12 PM   #2611
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Old 08-08-2011, 07:28 PM   #2612
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Old 08-08-2011, 10:40 PM   #2613
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well, it looks 'possible.'
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Old 08-08-2011, 10:43 PM   #2614
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Old 08-08-2011, 11:27 PM   #2615
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Old 08-09-2011, 03:21 AM   #2616
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Old 08-09-2011, 04:16 AM   #2617
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Old 08-09-2011, 04:42 AM   #2618
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Old 08-09-2011, 05:09 AM   #2619
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What you thought was h2o was h2s04
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Old 08-09-2011, 05:37 AM   #2620
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Old 08-09-2011, 06:19 AM   #2621
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Old 08-09-2011, 07:59 AM   #2622
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Old 08-09-2011, 08:25 AM   #2623
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Old 08-09-2011, 09:42 AM   #2624
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Old 08-09-2011, 09:56 AM   #2625
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