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#2526 |
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Core Member [212%]
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Beheaded by the terrorist group Al-gebra.
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#2527 |
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Core Member [102%]
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Impaled by compass.
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#2528 |
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Core Member [212%]
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Skull crushed by Astrolabe.
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#2529 |
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Core Member [102%]
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Sawed in half by flying razor ellipse.
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#2530 |
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Core Member [341%]
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Abdominal parabola.
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#2531 |
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Core Member [102%]
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Hyperboloids in the blood stream.
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#2532 |
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Core Member [341%]
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Fourth dimensional axis apparently cuts through your forehead.
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#2533 |
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Core Member [102%]
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Killed by math professor for disproving his senior thesis.
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#2534 |
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Core Member [341%]
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Launched to the nearest exoplanet.
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#2535 |
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Core Member [102%]
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Forgot to pack food in your lunar excursion module.
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#2536 |
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Core Member [607%]
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Crushed under a sea of very intelligent sounding words
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#2537 |
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Member [48%]
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Killed by bad math
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#2538 |
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Core Member [911%]
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Killed by bad breath.
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#2539 |
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Core Member [135%]
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Murdered with a stare
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#2540 |
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Core Member [411%]
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Took on the biggest amoeba in the dish and didn't pull through.
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#2541 |
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Core Member [135%]
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Stepped on oxygen tank cord, and never stepped off.
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#2542 |
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Core Member [212%]
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Fell into a vat in a Lysol factory.
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#2543 |
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Core Member [102%]
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Caramelized.
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#2544 |
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Core Member [212%]
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Went over Niagara Falls in a barrel and the barrel got smashed.
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#2545 |
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Core Member [341%]
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Went cow-tipping and it teetered over the other way and crushed you.
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#2546 |
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Core Member [607%]
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Got braces locked with girlfriend and starved to death.
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#2547 |
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Core Member [341%]
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Failed gene-splicing experiment with a cuttlefish.
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#2548 |
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Core Member [607%]
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Ran into an angry mob of Pirana.
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#2549 |
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Core Member [135%]
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^ fell in with angry mob. (Sorry, I enjoyed our Forum friendship while it lasted: go over to good idea, bad idea and resurrect yourself somehow, come after me in BANNED thread: all will be good.
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#2550 |
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Core Member [607%]
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^Underestimated the power of the Tea Party.
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