[Latte]

See, I've learned on this forum that INTJs are all about efficiency, especially time efficiency, which is obviously why things like walking fast and exercising in front of the TV or monitor while watching a series are very INTJ things to do.

I noticed this food you have in the US, and I couldn't help but think "this is very efficient".

Essentially, you have sausage, chocolate and pancake in the same food item on a stick where you can just bite pieces off.

In comparison, it would be highly inefficient to eat a pancake with chocolate, or make a pancake with sausage bits in it, or have 3 separate meals... well... the combinations are endless, but none beats this product when it comes to efficiency.


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I personally think the most important aspect is the stick part. You do not need a plate, knife, fork, spork, or anything else that you'd might need to wash. There is only a stick which you can throw away afterwards.

Furthermore, the stick takes up very little space in the garbage can, the time it adds to throwing out the trash /month on avg during a lifetime is extremely small and probably unnoticeable compared to the extra time that would be used if dining equipment was used in the process of ingesting a meal.


I'd be happy to hear your thoughts on the subject.

Also, is there any other foods that may be considered INTJ-like to this degree?

[ehares]

Shawarma (Arabic: شاورما‎ or Hebrew: שווארמה‎) is a Middle Eastern-style sandwich usually composed of shaved lamb, goat, or chicken. Shawarma is a popular dish. The classic shawarma combination is pita bread, hummus, tomato, cucumber, and of course the shawarma. Additional toppings may include tahini and amba.

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[rwyatt365]

Now, if only they would inject caffeine or Mountain Dew into the center...

[geonerd]

	Originally Posted by rwyatt365 To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	Now, if only they would inject caffeine or Mountain Dew into the center...

lol...

anyway, that thing just looks gross. I don't know what else to say. Except that Go-Gurt is also very very wrong...





geonerd added to this post, 0 minutes and 59 seconds later...

i mean the pancake/sausage thing looks gross. The shawarma looks pretty damn good.

[rwyatt365]

...but take out the chocolate chips and inject caffeine....huh?...huh?...

[Latte]

	Originally Posted by rwyatt365 To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	...but take out the chocolate chips and inject caffeine....huh?...huh?...

One excludes the other?

Chocolate is very energy efficient/gram.

[bucolic_]

Latte : I contend that you, as some kind of feeling/sensing scum, know nothing of INTJ delicacies.

I give to you the finest in gastronomic efficiency: (Organic) Batter Blaster


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Requiring not even an oven to prepare, and crafted from only the finest Organic (you're saving the planet too bro!) ingredients, your next meal is only a squirt or two away.

And if you're feeling like a special treat (perhaps the lady friend is coming over?), you could even spray it on a hot griddle for that extra kick.

I pretty much live off of this stuff.

When I'm walking (fast) to work. *squirt* *squirt*

When I'm sitting around thinking about how much other types suck. *squirt* *squirt*

When I'm sitting around feeling. *squirt* *squirt*

When I'm practicing my IQ test skills. *squirt* *squirt*

When I'm thinking about how awesome it is that I discovered the MBTI and now realize that I'm not alone/crazy. *squirt* *squirt*

When I'm worshiping myself. *squirt* *squirt*

What a real INTJ's pantry looks like.

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[rwyatt365]

Oh...My...God...
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[Latte]

I see a lot of statements, but little arguments or logic whatsoever.

I think it is you that is the sensor/feeler here.

First of all, your product doesn't contain anti-oxidants, which my the chocolate in my product certainly does.

Second, your product has a lack of protein.

Third, the container of your product effectively negates any environmental benefits it may or may not have.

Arguments #1 & #2 is getting at the fact that you need to eat extra meals of other food products in order to get essential nourishment, and the third merely shits all over your green naivety.

edit: also, my product is far more easy to share with friends, so I'm not sure what you are getting at with that ESTJ marketing bullshit.

[Bear Warp]

I has an idea!

Nutrient-rich paste that expands in the stomach and digests slowly. Fends off hunger for hours and provides the body with everything that it needs and nothing that it doesn't. Proteins, healthy fats, healthy carbohydrates, vitamins, minerals, etc. Also, it could be engineered to hydrate and to cleanse the bowels.

What's that? You're worried about taste? No problem! In the future, taste buds will be seared off shortly after birth. Permanently. What about those of us who are born before this veritable Utopian era comes to light? Free and relatively pain-free tongue-searing procedures will be made available at every local hospital, clinic, and doctor's office. That's right, free! And permanent.

[ElstonGunn]

	Originally Posted by bucolic_ To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	When I'm worshiping myself. *squirt* *squirt*

Ooh, how easily miscontrue-able. Feel free to make your own joke here.

[Lout]

bucolic: Awesome. Although I am a filthy P, I shall also join the way of the Batter, for it is amazing.

Oh, and shawarmas are pretty fucking awesome. If I wasn't afraid of burning the house down, clumsy oaf that I am, I would install a shawarma stall in the kitchen.

[Latte]

	Originally Posted by Lout To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	bucolic: Awesome. Although I am a filthy P, I shall also join the way of the Batter, for it is amazing. Oh, and shawarmas are pretty fucking awesome. If I wasn't afraid of burning the house down, clumsy oaf that I am, I would install a shawarma stall in the kitchen.

Batter has INTP connections. I say this makes batter look worse.

[spittingvenom]

I don't think INTJ are looking for ultimately efficiency in the things they take true pleasure in.....my case namely food and sex. With both items, I take the scenic route.....still looking for ways to make both better, though...always.

[Latte]

	Originally Posted by spittingvenom To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	I don't think INTJ are looking for ultimately efficiency in the things they take true pleasure in.....my case namely food and sex. With both items, I take the scenic route.....still looking for ways to make both better, though...always.

That sounds rather human.
Are you sure you aren't mistyped?

[Zilal]

Wow.

[thegnat]

You know...that sounds really good. Why not just put pancakes and sausage all together on a stick? Efficient! And chocolate pancakes sound yummy!

I just realized. You could also eat them on the go! How convenient! And efficient I might add.

[melon]

I added a poll to the thread. This needs to be settled.

[rwyatt365]

As appealing as the Batter Blaster is, it is a cullinary uni-tasker. I agree with Alton Brown on this, in that the only uni-tasker in the kitchen should be a fire extinguisher. The pancake/sausage/chocolate chip on a stick satisfies so many cravings at once.

I'm still holding out for the caffeine-injected version.

[azelismia]

	Originally Posted by melon To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	I added a poll to the thread. This needs to be settled.

you left out none of the above.

[spittingvenom]

	Originally Posted by Latte To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	That sounds rather human. Are you sure you aren't mistyped?

Certain. The thing is INTJ's are always looking for ways to do things better, more effeciently. But efficient doesn't always mean quicker, cheaper. It means getting the best possible result (pancake on a stick or gourmet meal) with the best use of your resources.

In my case, I want the gourmet meal....and will take the most efficient route to produce it.

[azelismia]

yup spitting, I can't imagine wasting calories on either of the "delicacies" mentioned. Tapeworms or cancer can be the only possible result of eating them.

[bucolic_]

Originally Posted by Latte To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

I see a lot of statements, but little arguments or logic whatsoever. I think it is you that is the sensor/feeler here. First of all, your product doesn't contain anti-oxidants, which my the chocolate in my product certainly does. Second, your product has a lack of protein. Third, the container of your product effectively negates any environmental benefits it may or may not have. Arguments #1 & #2 is getting at the fact that you need to eat extra meals of other food products in order to get essential nourishment, and the third merely shits all over your green naivety. edit: also, my product is far more easy to share with friends, so I'm not sure what you are getting at with that ESTJ marketing bullshit.

Listen, it's not that hard to get protein from batter blaster, in fact if you look on the ingredients list, you'll see that it contains whole egg solids, and soybean powder, both of which are excellent sources of protein.

Furthermore, each can contains 27 grams of protein, so you can see it would be quite easy to get your daily amount in, as long as you consume enough cans in a day.

And your other two arguments are really lame and stupid, I'll just leave them alone.





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	Originally Posted by azelismia To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	yup spitting, I can't imagine wasting calories on either of the "delicacies" mentioned. Tapeworms or cancer can be the only possible result of eating them.

Maybe you should stop taking these silly online MBTI quizzes, and get your type checked out by a professional MBTI specialist, because you're most likely not an INTJ. Considering your absolute dismissal of (organic) batter blaster, I'd guess you're an ESFJ.





bucolic_ added to this post, 1 minutes and 50 seconds later...

	Originally Posted by rwyatt365 To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
	As appealing as the Batter Blaster is, it is a cullinary uni-tasker. I agree with Alton Brown on this, in that the only uni-tasker in the kitchen should be a fire extinguisher. The pancake/sausage/chocolate chip on a stick satisfies so many cravings at once. I'm still holding out for the caffeine-injected version.

Except that with (organic) batter blaster, there will be *no* uni-taskers, since it can be utilized as a fire extinguisher itself!

[azelismia]

Originally Posted by bucolic_ To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

Listen, it's not that hard to get protein from batter blaster, in fact if you look on the ingredients list, you'll see that it contains whole egg solids, and soybean powder, both of which are excellent sources of protein. Furthermore, each can contains 27 grams of protein, so you can see it would be quite easy to get your daily amount in, as long as you consume enough cans in a day. And your other two arguments are really lame and stupid, I'll just leave them alone. bucolic_ added to this post, 2 minutes and 51 seconds later... Maybe you should stop taking these silly online MBTI quizzes, and get your type checked out by a professional MBTI specialist, because you're most likely not an INTJ. Considering your absolute dismissal of (organic) batter blaster, I'd guess you're an ESFJ.

uh right, yup. noted only people who consume ridiculous amounts of empty calories are intj... everyone else esfj.. noted. yup, I must be esfj..

How many calories to a can? how many grams of fat? How many vitamins and minerals? How many carbs?

[Latte]

Originally Posted by bucolic_ To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 2 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

Listen, it's not that hard to get protein from batter blaster, in fact if you look on the ingredients list, you'll see that it contains whole egg solids, and soybean powder, both of which are excellent sources of protein. Furthermore, each can contains 27 grams of protein, so you can see it would be quite easy to get your daily amount in, as long as you consume enough cans in a day. And your other two arguments are really lame and stupid, I'll just leave them alone.

Argumentum ad ridiculous? You can do better than that. Or can't you? Maybe it is because you are a lousy sensor.

Yes, you heard me.


Also, you state each can instead of howmuchper100grams, which gives a skewed perception at how much is really in there, compared to the amount of other crap. I'd have to eat shitloads (like, bucket) of that can o' snot to even come somewhat close to what my daily protein intake is these times.


A point I didn't make earlier is that batter blaster tastes like crap after eating it straight from a can for some time. It may or may not also make you puke.


Also, I will again state the point that it's actually easier to just hand out sticks to friends than to share from a can or hand out cans. If you hand out a full can, people might not eat all of it (it's a lot of yelow stuff in there), and that wouldn't be very efficient.

Another point I'd like to counter is the supposed "oven issue".

Listen, people. Everyone knows a proper INTJ is organized, and thus would be fully capable of putting the stick in the oven and leaving it there whilst doing other things to come back and just swoop it up. Or use the microwave.

A waiting scenario for an INTJ is highly unlikely, unless of course, you would actually stand there, while it becomes hot, and wait... doing... nothing... In which case you aren't an INTJ, because INTJs are all about efficiency.