I'm So Bored; Please Amuse Me - The Wrong Answer Game - Page 965

**INTJane** · 06-26-2012, 08:05 AM

A little hail and 90 feet of snow isn't that unusual, is it?

What's up with you?

**jkatra** · 06-26-2012, 08:39 AM

I'm a mild-mannered gentleman with killer instincts.

Why don't people stop using the phone?

**MikeAZ** · 06-26-2012, 09:55 AM

Its soft for it makes furniture more comfortable.

What does it mean to have one more time around?

**Faux hawk** · 06-26-2012, 10:08 AM

Is that one's special suprise at the end of the rainbow?

**jkatra** · 06-26-2012, 04:04 PM

Rainbows are nowhere to be found.

What is art?

**MikeAZ** · 06-26-2012, 04:29 PM

A way to separate fools from their money.

How come we like to hear songs repeatedly but not jokes?

**WoodsWoman** · 06-26-2012, 04:29 PM

The output of most computer programs.

How do you dance?

**aok** · 06-26-2012, 04:33 PM

Turn on two stun guns, one held to each temple of your skull, then turn on devices.

Why do fireworks no longer fascinate?

**MikeAZ** · 06-26-2012, 04:39 PM

Those eye drops blinded you.

Who is the best singer?

**aok** · 06-26-2012, 04:41 PM

Simon Cadwell

Why do musicals overdramatize?

**MikeAZ** · 06-26-2012, 05:13 PM

It’s just natural.

What kind of car do you drive?

**zeroemission** · 06-26-2012, 05:17 PM

bicycles

got a problem with that?

**aok** · 06-26-2012, 05:18 PM

I got a problem solved.

How many GHz is the processor in the electronic cigarettes you smoke?

**INTJane** · 06-26-2012, 05:22 PM

1 billion

What color does the sky turn when a tornado is coming?

**aok** · 06-26-2012, 05:23 PM

Kansas

Why is it illegal to color outside the lines?

**MikeAZ** · 06-26-2012, 05:27 PM

Artistic license violations.

Why is it so nice to get home?

**zeroemission** · 06-26-2012, 05:40 PM

outside? i just don't get it.

RUOK?

**Faux hawk** · 06-26-2012, 05:41 PM

pawn

Shaken or stirred?

**zeroemission** · 06-26-2012, 06:21 PM

whatever you do... don't open that soda!

is it macho to drink root beer?

**jkatra** · 06-26-2012, 06:46 PM

Only those who live among the root people are macho with the root beers.

Is your nickname Sparky?

**DeepThought** · 06-26-2012, 07:55 PM

Only when I'm not properly grounded.

Why is it not safe to put aluminum foil in the microwave oven?

**Still Standing** · 06-26-2012, 08:14 PM

Every fire alarm in the neighborhood will go off.

When is the best time to get up?

**DeepThought** · 06-26-2012, 08:19 PM

After that very important meeting you were supposed to attend has ended.

What's the weather going to be like tomorrow?

**Still Standing** · 06-26-2012, 08:25 PM

It's gonna rain cats and dogs.

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Why did the millipede cross the road?

**silvercrystal07** · 06-26-2012, 08:46 PM

To stop in the middle and get run over.

Why is McDonald's fast food?

06-26-2012, 08:05 AM	#24101
INTJane Core Member [1050%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 42,001	A little hail and 90 feet of snow isn't that unusual, is it? What's up with you?
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06-26-2012, 08:39 AM	#24102
jkatra Core Member [710%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,400	I'm a mild-mannered gentleman with killer instincts. Why don't people stop using the phone?
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06-26-2012, 09:55 AM	#24103
MikeAZ Member [27%] MBTI: INtJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 1,112	Its soft for it makes furniture more comfortable. What does it mean to have one more time around?
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06-26-2012, 10:08 AM	#24104
Faux hawk Banned MBTI: XXXX Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,542	Is that one's special suprise at the end of the rainbow?
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06-26-2012, 04:04 PM	#24105
jkatra Core Member [710%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,400	Rainbows are nowhere to be found. What is art?
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06-26-2012, 04:29 PM	#24106
MikeAZ Member [27%] MBTI: INtJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 1,112	A way to separate fools from their money. How come we like to hear songs repeatedly but not jokes?
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06-26-2012, 04:29 PM	#24107
WoodsWoman Core Member [897%] MBTI: INFP Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 35,883	The output of most computer programs. How do you dance?
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06-26-2012, 04:33 PM	#24108
aok Core Member [304%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,173	Turn on two stun guns, one held to each temple of your skull, then turn on devices. Why do fireworks no longer fascinate?
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06-26-2012, 04:39 PM	#24109
MikeAZ Member [27%] MBTI: INtJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 1,112	Those eye drops blinded you. Who is the best singer?
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06-26-2012, 04:41 PM	#24110
aok Core Member [304%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,173	Simon Cadwell Why do musicals overdramatize?
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06-26-2012, 05:13 PM	#24111
MikeAZ Member [27%] MBTI: INtJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 1,112	It’s just natural. What kind of car do you drive?
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06-26-2012, 05:17 PM	#24112
zeroemission Core Member [127%] MBTI: intj Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 5,099	bicycles got a problem with that?
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06-26-2012, 05:18 PM	#24113
aok Core Member [304%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,173	I got a problem solved. How many GHz is the processor in the electronic cigarettes you smoke?
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06-26-2012, 05:22 PM	#24114
INTJane Core Member [1050%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 42,001	1 billion What color does the sky turn when a tornado is coming?
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06-26-2012, 05:23 PM	#24115
aok Core Member [304%] MBTI: INTx Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 12,173	Kansas Why is it illegal to color outside the lines?
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06-26-2012, 05:27 PM	#24116
MikeAZ Member [27%] MBTI: INtJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 1,112	Artistic license violations. Why is it so nice to get home?
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06-26-2012, 05:40 PM	#24117
zeroemission Core Member [127%] MBTI: intj Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 5,099	outside? i just don't get it. RUOK?
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06-26-2012, 05:41 PM	#24118
Faux hawk Banned MBTI: XXXX Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,542	pawn Shaken or stirred?
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06-26-2012, 06:21 PM	#24119
zeroemission Core Member [127%] MBTI: intj Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 5,099	whatever you do... don't open that soda! is it macho to drink root beer?
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06-26-2012, 06:46 PM	#24120
jkatra Core Member [710%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,400	Only those who live among the root people are macho with the root beers. Is your nickname Sparky?
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06-26-2012, 07:55 PM	#24121
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	Only when I'm not properly grounded. Why is it not safe to put aluminum foil in the microwave oven?
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06-26-2012, 08:14 PM	#24122
Still Standing Core Member [138%] MBTI: Isfp Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 5,543	Every fire alarm in the neighborhood will go off. When is the best time to get up?
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06-26-2012, 08:19 PM	#24123
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	After that very important meeting you were supposed to attend has ended. What's the weather going to be like tomorrow?
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06-26-2012, 08:25 PM	#24124
Still Standing Core Member [138%] MBTI: Isfp Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 5,543	It's gonna rain cats and dogs. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Why did the millipede cross the road?
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06-26-2012, 08:46 PM	#24125
silvercrystal07 Member [22%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 897	To stop in the middle and get run over. Why is McDonald's fast food?
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