I'm So Bored; Please Amuse Me - The Wrong Answer Game - Page 941

**INTJane** · 06-09-2012, 06:06 PM

.0000000000001 nanograms, which is a lot when you think about it

Who wants some drinks?

**DeepThought** · 06-09-2012, 06:08 PM

All the members of AA.

What's the best way to save for the future?

**INTJane** · 06-09-2012, 06:10 PM

Spend everything you've got but keep playing the lottery.

Which type of lingerie is the most practical?

**jkatra** · 06-09-2012, 06:28 PM

The invisible kind.

What creates boredom?

**INTJane** · 06-09-2012, 06:32 PM

Almost everything except doctor's waiting rooms.

I frequently imagine...

**DeepThought** · 06-09-2012, 07:11 PM

... hot and heavy make-out sessions with the purple Teletubby

The square root of negative one is what?

**jkatra** · 06-09-2012, 07:37 PM

It's something that has no practical use so I automatically yawn.

How do you build a house?

**DeepThought** · 06-09-2012, 07:44 PM

First buy 10,000 gallons of Silly Putty and 2,000 pounds of newspapers ...

How long will it be before I can get an Internet connection wired straight to my brain?

**INTJane** · 06-09-2012, 07:46 PM

One day if you order overnight delivery.

If DeepThought were someone else, who would he be?

**DeepThought** · 06-09-2012, 07:51 PM

Mr. Rogers.

What is the main obstacle preventing mankind from reaching for the stars.

**INTJane** · 06-09-2012, 07:52 PM

DeepThought

Who wears slippers, anyway?

**DeepThought** · 06-09-2012, 07:55 PM

They are very popular with walruses.

Why can't walruses vote?

**INTJane** · 06-09-2012, 07:58 PM

They can, but only in coastal states.

Is there a difference between a café au lait and a café con leche?

**DeepThought** · 06-09-2012, 08:02 PM

The recipe for café au lait calls for enriched uranium while a café con leche replaces that with concentrated californium.

What the theoretical limit to how much energy can be extracted from a cubic centimeter of enriched uranium?

**INTJane** · 06-09-2012, 08:06 PM

Let me peak.

Who framed Jessica Rabbit?

**DeepThought** · 06-09-2012, 08:16 PM

Jessica Rabbit - she misunderstood that to "frame" someone did not involve actual picture frames.

What's better for exterior walls in a new home - OSB or grade WG plywood?

**jkatra** · 06-09-2012, 08:18 PM

Live in a cave. Problem solved.

Where can I find a good cave?

**INTJane** · 06-09-2012, 08:31 PM

Start digging.

Do you know how to do plumbing?

**jkatra** · 06-09-2012, 09:11 PM

I own 17 plumbing businesses, but I don't know how to flush the toilet.

Is there anything interesting going on right now in Greece?

**Karatekel** · 06-09-2012, 09:17 PM

Yes, the grass is growing in Greece.

How much wood could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood?

**jkatra** · 06-09-2012, 09:23 PM

Computational methods are available to attack the problem, including methods which are viable for comparatively large molecules and models that are as mathematically simple as possible that still yield reasonable results. In principle, 1+3 provides a method but only for small molecules (so it is not a sufficient answer and is very hard to handle analytically ("pencil on paper")) or to use for building an intuitive understanding (so it is a poor answer). There is no way to calculate nontrivial reaction rates by pencil and paper. All methods used rely heavily on numerical approaches. No more than five or six quantum degrees of freedom can be handled (easily only one or two); so these are usually restricted to conspicuous dofs at the immediate reaction site. From a numerical point of view, Kramer's theory is restricted to reactions which have a fairly definite reaction path. In that case one can treat the reaction path coordinate quantum-mechanically and the remainder classically. But large molecules rarely have a well-defined reaction path.

Who is Kramer?

**INTJane** · 06-09-2012, 09:45 PM

The well-coifed Kramer you're referencing lived near Jerry Seinfeld for years.

Does positive thinking do anything?

**DeepThought** · 06-09-2012, 09:56 PM

It's the single largest contributing factor to homicidal behavior world wide.

Why is murder illegal?

**jkatra** · 06-10-2012, 12:36 AM

Because only the Joker is allowed to participate in such a glorious act.

How do you know when you're insane?

**INTJane** · 06-10-2012, 12:44 AM

Don't worry, I'm sure you aren't.

As a child, which candy did you like most?

06-09-2012, 06:06 PM	#23501
INTJane Core Member [1050%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 42,003	.0000000000001 nanograms, which is a lot when you think about it Who wants some drinks?
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06-09-2012, 06:08 PM	#23502
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	All the members of AA. What's the best way to save for the future?
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06-09-2012, 06:10 PM	#23503
INTJane Core Member [1050%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 42,003	Spend everything you've got but keep playing the lottery. Which type of lingerie is the most practical?
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06-09-2012, 06:28 PM	#23504
jkatra Core Member [710%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,400	The invisible kind. What creates boredom?
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06-09-2012, 06:32 PM	#23505
INTJane Core Member [1050%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 42,003	Almost everything except doctor's waiting rooms. I frequently imagine...
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06-09-2012, 07:11 PM	#23506
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	... hot and heavy make-out sessions with the purple Teletubby The square root of negative one is what?
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06-09-2012, 07:37 PM	#23507
jkatra Core Member [710%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,400	It's something that has no practical use so I automatically yawn. How do you build a house?
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06-09-2012, 07:44 PM	#23508
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	First buy 10,000 gallons of Silly Putty and 2,000 pounds of newspapers ... How long will it be before I can get an Internet connection wired straight to my brain?
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06-09-2012, 07:46 PM	#23509
INTJane Core Member [1050%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 42,003	One day if you order overnight delivery. If DeepThought were someone else, who would he be?
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06-09-2012, 07:51 PM	#23510
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	Mr. Rogers. What is the main obstacle preventing mankind from reaching for the stars.
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06-09-2012, 07:52 PM	#23511
INTJane Core Member [1050%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 42,003	DeepThought Who wears slippers, anyway?
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06-09-2012, 07:55 PM	#23512
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	They are very popular with walruses. Why can't walruses vote?
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06-09-2012, 07:58 PM	#23513
INTJane Core Member [1050%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 42,003	They can, but only in coastal states. Is there a difference between a café au lait and a café con leche?
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06-09-2012, 08:02 PM	#23514
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	The recipe for café au lait calls for enriched uranium while a café con leche replaces that with concentrated californium. What the theoretical limit to how much energy can be extracted from a cubic centimeter of enriched uranium?
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06-09-2012, 08:06 PM	#23515
INTJane Core Member [1050%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 42,003	Let me peak. Who framed Jessica Rabbit?
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06-09-2012, 08:16 PM	#23516
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	Jessica Rabbit - she misunderstood that to "frame" someone did not involve actual picture frames. What's better for exterior walls in a new home - OSB or grade WG plywood?
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06-09-2012, 08:18 PM	#23517
jkatra Core Member [710%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,400	Live in a cave. Problem solved. Where can I find a good cave?
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06-09-2012, 08:31 PM	#23518
INTJane Core Member [1050%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 42,003	Start digging. Do you know how to do plumbing?
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06-09-2012, 09:11 PM	#23519
jkatra Core Member [710%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,400	I own 17 plumbing businesses, but I don't know how to flush the toilet. Is there anything interesting going on right now in Greece?
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06-09-2012, 09:17 PM	#23520
Karatekel Member [04%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 162	Yes, the grass is growing in Greece. How much wood could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood?
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06-09-2012, 09:23 PM	#23521
jkatra Core Member [710%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,400	Computational methods are available to attack the problem, including methods which are viable for comparatively large molecules and models that are as mathematically simple as possible that still yield reasonable results. In principle, 1+3 provides a method but only for small molecules (so it is not a sufficient answer and is very hard to handle analytically ("pencil on paper")) or to use for building an intuitive understanding (so it is a poor answer). There is no way to calculate nontrivial reaction rates by pencil and paper. All methods used rely heavily on numerical approaches. No more than five or six quantum degrees of freedom can be handled (easily only one or two); so these are usually restricted to conspicuous dofs at the immediate reaction site. From a numerical point of view, Kramer's theory is restricted to reactions which have a fairly definite reaction path. In that case one can treat the reaction path coordinate quantum-mechanically and the remainder classically. But large molecules rarely have a well-defined reaction path. Who is Kramer?
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06-09-2012, 09:45 PM	#23522
INTJane Core Member [1050%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 42,003	The well-coifed Kramer you're referencing lived near Jerry Seinfeld for years. Does positive thinking do anything?
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06-09-2012, 09:56 PM	#23523
DeepThought Core Member [254%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,183	It's the single largest contributing factor to homicidal behavior world wide. Why is murder illegal?
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06-10-2012, 12:36 AM	#23524
jkatra Core Member [710%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,400	Because only the Joker is allowed to participate in such a glorious act. How do you know when you're insane?
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06-10-2012, 12:44 AM	#23525
INTJane Core Member [1050%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 42,003	Don't worry, I'm sure you aren't. As a child, which candy did you like most?
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