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Moxiie · 05-25-2012, 05:20 PM

the Kama Sutra, the french edition

Dammit. Is that a cat?

**MikeAZ** · 05-25-2012, 05:21 PM

Cooking with fission.

Why don't we live longer?

ah, beat me
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**reiven** · 05-25-2012, 05:22 PM

Bleeding Made Easy

[damn... i was way late]

^ because death is under contract.

should i work out?

**MikeAZ** · 05-25-2012, 05:23 PM

Yes I am riding a cat.

Do you party?

drat... I am too slow

thebrainpolice · 05-25-2012, 07:06 PM

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	should i work out?

Hell no. Have you seen how much people sweat at the gym? They're bodies are clearly telling them to stop.

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	Do you party?

Hell yes. Look at my avatar. Nixon was a party animal.

Why haven't I been made a moderator yet?

**INTJane** · 05-25-2012, 07:51 PM

The administration wants no further restrictions on brains here. You should change your name to theidiotpolice or some equivalent, then you're a shoo-in.

How much tea is "all the tea in China"?

**jonnyb** · 05-25-2012, 08:27 PM

C-h-i-n-a doesn't have any 't's in it. I guess it means jack squat then.

How long has Jack been squatting?

**INTJane** · 05-25-2012, 08:34 PM

Long enough that his hamstrings, glutes and quads are killing him.

Do you know the way to San Jose?

**jonnyb** · 05-25-2012, 08:38 PM

Only when there is a seance at the Winchester House and they summon me.

How many redwood trees were used to build the Winchester House?

**INTJane** · 05-25-2012, 08:46 PM

Couple of redwoods, couple of giant sequoias, and one ghostly elm from Elm Street.

Who played Winchester in M*A*S*H?

**jonnyb** · 05-25-2012, 08:50 PM

The same guy who tried to go up against Andy Griffiths in a Mattlock episode.

What do they put in Grape Otter Pops to make them taste so good?

**INTJane** · 05-25-2012, 08:56 PM

Grapes, pop, and a sprinkle of otter.

Which cheese is best for making fondue?

**jonnyb** · 05-25-2012, 09:00 PM

Navel cheese from someone who is 50+ pounds overweight, has a hairy bell, and hasn't showered for a fortnight.

What cannot be fermented?

**reiven** · 05-26-2012, 03:06 AM

grapes.
i've read several studies on the topic, and they just don't see how it's ever gonna be possible.

what causes a hurricane?

**wrongjargon** · 05-26-2012, 06:11 AM

A butterfly flapping its wings a hundred miles away.

How fast does light travel?

**jkatra** · 05-26-2012, 08:56 AM

It can travel from Athens to Norway in about 4 hours if it takes the tram.

Where can you find a $50 bill?

**reiven** · 05-26-2012, 09:49 AM

monica's dress.

what is the most versatile cigar?

**jkatra** · 05-26-2012, 10:02 AM

Freud's cigar enabled him to derive sexual interpretations from all behavior... that's pretty versatile.

How much sex should one have?

**reiven** · 05-26-2012, 10:11 AM

none.
zero zilch nada.
or 3 times daily... sometimes i forget the details.

what is the secret ingredient in your omelet?

**jkatra** · 05-26-2012, 10:24 AM

Automobiles.

How fast should you walk down the street?

**MikeAZ** · 05-26-2012, 12:01 PM

At a brisk jog.

Who is your leader?

**jkatra** · 05-26-2012, 12:06 PM

Tony, the owner of Tony's Fine Cigars in Tustin, California.

Why are we not skydiving right now?

**reiven** · 05-26-2012, 12:38 PM

couch balance is an illusion;
we're flying, my friend!!

what does a spark plug do?

**gracious** · 05-26-2012, 12:40 PM

Prevents spark leakage.

What else should I put in my chickpea salad tonight?

**jkatra** · 05-26-2012, 12:53 PM

12 Chinese girls.

Where is Japan located?

05-25-2012, 05:20 PM	#22951
Moxiie Core Member [217%] MBTI: eNfP Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 8,686	the Kama Sutra, the french edition Dammit. Is that a cat?
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05-25-2012, 05:21 PM	#22952
MikeAZ Member [27%] MBTI: INtJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 1,112	Cooking with fission. Why don't we live longer? ah, beat me To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 15 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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05-25-2012, 05:22 PM	#22953
reiven Core Member [579%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,198	Bleeding Made Easy [damn... i was way late] ^ because death is under contract. should i work out?
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05-25-2012, 05:23 PM	#22954
MikeAZ Member [27%] MBTI: INtJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 1,112	Yes I am riding a cat. Do you party? drat... I am too slow
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05-25-2012, 07:51 PM	#22956
INTJane Core Member [1102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 44,104	The administration wants no further restrictions on brains here. You should change your name to theidiotpolice or some equivalent, then you're a shoo-in. How much tea is "all the tea in China"?
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05-25-2012, 08:27 PM	#22957
jonnyb Core Member [475%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 19,000	C-h-i-n-a doesn't have any 't's in it. I guess it means jack squat then. How long has Jack been squatting?
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05-25-2012, 08:34 PM	#22958
INTJane Core Member [1102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 44,104	Long enough that his hamstrings, glutes and quads are killing him. Do you know the way to San Jose?
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05-25-2012, 08:38 PM	#22959
jonnyb Core Member [475%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 19,000	Only when there is a seance at the Winchester House and they summon me. How many redwood trees were used to build the Winchester House?
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05-25-2012, 08:46 PM	#22960
INTJane Core Member [1102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 44,104	Couple of redwoods, couple of giant sequoias, and one ghostly elm from Elm Street. Who played Winchester in MAS*H?
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05-25-2012, 08:50 PM	#22961
jonnyb Core Member [475%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 19,000	The same guy who tried to go up against Andy Griffiths in a Mattlock episode. What do they put in Grape Otter Pops to make them taste so good?
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05-25-2012, 08:56 PM	#22962
INTJane Core Member [1102%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 44,104	Grapes, pop, and a sprinkle of otter. Which cheese is best for making fondue?
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05-25-2012, 09:00 PM	#22963
jonnyb Core Member [475%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 19,000	Navel cheese from someone who is 50+ pounds overweight, has a hairy bell, and hasn't showered for a fortnight. What cannot be fermented?
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05-26-2012, 03:06 AM	#22964
reiven Core Member [579%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,198	grapes. i've read several studies on the topic, and they just don't see how it's ever gonna be possible. what causes a hurricane?
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05-26-2012, 06:11 AM	#22965
wrongjargon Member [12%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 502	A butterfly flapping its wings a hundred miles away. How fast does light travel?
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05-26-2012, 08:56 AM	#22966
jkatra Core Member [723%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,944	It can travel from Athens to Norway in about 4 hours if it takes the tram. Where can you find a $50 bill?
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05-26-2012, 09:49 AM	#22967
reiven Core Member [579%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,198	monica's dress. what is the most versatile cigar?
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05-26-2012, 10:02 AM	#22968
jkatra Core Member [723%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,944	Freud's cigar enabled him to derive sexual interpretations from all behavior... that's pretty versatile. How much sex should one have?
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05-26-2012, 10:11 AM	#22969
reiven Core Member [579%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,198	none. zero zilch nada. or 3 times daily... sometimes i forget the details. what is the secret ingredient in your omelet?
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05-26-2012, 10:24 AM	#22970
jkatra Core Member [723%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,944	Automobiles. How fast should you walk down the street?
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05-26-2012, 12:01 PM	#22971
MikeAZ Member [27%] MBTI: INtJ Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 1,112	At a brisk jog. Who is your leader?
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05-26-2012, 12:06 PM	#22972
jkatra Core Member [723%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,944	Tony, the owner of Tony's Fine Cigars in Tustin, California. Why are we not skydiving right now?
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05-26-2012, 12:38 PM	#22973
reiven Core Member [579%] MBTI: intp Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 23,198	couch balance is an illusion; we're flying, my friend!! what does a spark plug do?
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05-26-2012, 12:40 PM	#22974
gracious Core Member [342%] MBTI: INFJ Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,693	Prevents spark leakage. What else should I put in my chickpea salad tonight?
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05-26-2012, 12:53 PM	#22975
jkatra Core Member [723%] MBTI: INTJ Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 28,944	12 Chinese girls. Where is Japan located?
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